pretty girls don't know the things that i know

I think I just wet the bed from laughing

Crying

Bella Thorne snapped

Van Gogh, nights and blues.

People list what they think are the best movies and I trust them to have good taste so I conclude that movies in general are just not that good

it really is strange that so many extremely online adults refuse to consume adult media…… like step out of the ya lit section for one second please maybe youll learn something

Star Sign 7″s

i me I promis

this i vow to my followers

does anyone else google how-to’s for things like “how to write a nice farewell message to a colleague”. people Must bc the information is out there... my favourite advice of all time is lemony snicket’s how to write a thank-you note

ID: a screenshot of Lemony Snicket’s Advice on How to Write a Nice Thank-You Note

1. Do not start with the thank you.

2. Start with any other sentence. If you first say “Thank you for the nice sweater,” you can’t imagine what to write next. Say, “It was so wonderful to come home from school to find this nice sweater. Thank you for thinking of me on Arbor Day.”

3. Then you’re done.

no more hookup culture. either love someone with all your heart and better one another or die idc

Every so often someone reinvents Puritan sexual attitudes on tumblr

Good.

hope he buys you that purity ring from zales kween

booty shorts that read “do not resuscitate”

that only works if they find you ass up but I guess you have plans

fanny pack that says “please turn over”

john green becomes evil and tells you not to use her clitoris

whats wrong with you? you got some sort of……..some sorta syndrome? you got a syndrome or something? youre tryna tell me youve got like, a syndrome

[goes to doctor]: whats wrong with me doc. tell me the ‘prognosis’ doctor: well, its looking as if you have some kind of syndrome [thinking] hmm.. thats not good

i diagnose you with symptoms syndrome

sorry to say but it seems you’ve got problems disorder

insp.

compliments from other girls just be hitting different