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You know, considering Karma and Nagisa literally got distracted by each other in a life or death situation

And they're pretty touchy feely with each other in 365 days at least

Imagine how annoying these two assholes are with PDA. It's probably maybe slightly intentional on Karma's part (is a nuisance in general, would get some kind of enjoyment from disturbing others) but I also allege he's a bit of a simp. Nagisa just innocently abandons his judgement. I envision 'bickering that's really just obvious flirting' accounting for most of it but still. Touchy feely stuff. They'll end up turning the rest of 3E homophobic (/j).

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I've been rewatching Assassination Classroom and I've come to the conclusion that Nagisa and Karma are THE character dynamic ever. Like, there's the obvious appeal of the "which of them is more likely to kill you in cold blood" bait-and-switch, but the keyword here is "more likely", because both of them are fundamentally unhinged people who think murder-suicide is a really cool way to prove a point.

And their reactions to each other being unhinged are absolutely hysterical. Karma can act like a whole serial killer and the most Nagisa ever summons up about it is like mild concern. He sees Karma threaten to kill someone with a broken bottle and he literally does not even react. This is just completely normal for him. He always just seems vaguely surprised that anyone would actually be scared of Karma, whose hobbies include hospitalizing people.

Meanwhile, Nagisa sneaks up on Karma one (1) time, and he's like "Holy shit. He is terrifying. Like a venomous snake poised to strike. He is dangerous, I can't let my guard down around him, he could kill me", and all Nagisa did was just. Poke him in the side.

Also they are 14 years old.

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Lmao at these production companies trying to turn us against the striking writers “bUt tHeY’rE rUiNinG yOuR sHoWs! wHaT WilL yOu dO nOw?!”

Bitch we’re all reading public domain books on Tumblr together. We’ll be fine. Pay your fucking employees fairly.

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The products of trying to recreate what was going on outside the frame during the kiss. (for ENTIRELY SCIENTIFIC purposes)

@actual-changeling altered my whole outlook on life with this post about Aziraphale's left hand (I'd only been looking at his right hand) and I couldn't stop thinking about it, so I painted the rest of the fucking owl (and his bf).

so normal about this

Ok (1) the art is gorgeous, will be staring at that for some time and (2) I too have been losing it since I spotted that tiny little bit of Aziraphale’s left hand on Crowley’s shoulder.

But I’m also just dying at the symbolism of the physicality here because—the fraught tangle of emotions aside—the thing that makes it so physically awkward is that Crowley’s got his death grip on Aziraphale’s lapels the whole time, so his arms are in the way of them being fully body to body. If he relaxed and put his arms around Aziraphale’s waist, for example, it would be a much more natural embrace and they’d be closer together. But the emotions of the scene don’t lead in that direction, so in his desperation Crowley is actually putting a physical barrier between them that makes it harder for them to reach each other.

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hate bluetooth headphones that talk. you are a machine you may NOT speak to me

when headphones beep sadly because their battery is low: oh you poor thing :( let me plug you in :(

when headphones say "battery low" in a human voice: Who Are You Stop Interrupting My Music

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It’s a shiny rock, what’s not to like?

I fucking adore amethysts. I don’t care what their “meaning” is…magpie brain like pretty purple rock. Adorn self with rocks. Be cute.

Hee hee hoo hoo shiny rock

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Honestly I do like knowing the ‘meanings’ of gemstones but I think of them as less a thing they ‘do’ and more like you know. The meanings of flowers. Like, amethyst means peace and calm. Having one isn’t going to magically heal my anxiety sure that’d just be silly but I like that I can give a pretty purple rock to a friend as a way of saying ‘I hope you have a nice chill time today’ just like you would with flower language. Especially since saying the same thing with flower language would use lavender and a lot of people I know are allergic to that so here have a purple rock instead

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the only medicinal properties crystals have is “I did not previously own a shiny rock but now I do :)”

Unless it is specifically rock salt. Then you can also add ‘mmm tastey’ to the list.

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thing is - and hear me out - if s3 does by any minute chance incorporate any suggestion of a sex scene, it is imperative for me that they commit to the bit. i need crowley to nearly topple over trying to get out of his jeans, i need aziraphale to complain that they cant do anything downstairs because that would be scandalous, and i need them to trip over going up the stairs because they keep getting distracted. i need one of them to accidentally get an elbow to the face, i need them to have a long forgotten book digging into one of their backs, and aziraphale is horrified when crowley launches it across the room, and i need there to be hard cut to whickber street having a huge power surge, lines sparking, all the power going out, and every car alarm in a 2-mile radius start screaming, i don't need it to be explicit or overly romantic but i do need it to be fucking funny

every single one of you gets my vision and im kissing you all very softly

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when i was a kid i used to respond to the "glass half full/half empty" question by asking how the liquid in the glass got there in the first place. nobody ever gave me a chance to explain my reasoning so i'm doing it now

if you have a glass and it has some liquid in it, up to the halfway line, whether it is empty or full depends on what happened before the question was asked. if you started with a full glass and poured half out until only half remained, the glass is half empty, because if you continued pouring it would be fully empty. however, if you started with an empty glass and poured liquid from another container into the glass up to the halfway line, the glass is half full because if you continued pouring it would be all the way full. logical, no?

i was 13 years old when somebody finally told me it was supposed to be some kind of optimism/pessimism thing. i always thought it was a riddle that nobody let me solve

Honestly, this kind of applies to the optimism/pessimism metaphor as well.

When things are going well, your glass is filling up, so you would think of a glass that has been filled to half capacity while being filled as "half full." And if they're going poorly, your glass is being drained, so a glass that has been drained to half capacity would be considered "half empty."

A situation that once was a victory can later be a loss, or vice versa.

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michael being fucking disgusted as she touches the matchbox is still so so funny, if they have a heaven version of hand sanitizer she's chugging that bottle

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Anna and Michael are watching twilight on Anna's birthday :D (from Anna's insta)

Listen Michael say: 'And it's fucking freezing, let's go!' :D

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thing is - and hear me out - if s3 does by any minute chance incorporate any suggestion of a sex scene, it is imperative for me that they commit to the bit. i need crowley to nearly topple over trying to get out of his jeans, i need aziraphale to complain that they cant do anything downstairs because that would be scandalous, and i need them to trip over going up the stairs because they keep getting distracted. i need one of them to accidentally get an elbow to the face, i need them to have a long forgotten book digging into one of their backs, and aziraphale is horrified when crowley launches it across the room, and i need there to be hard cut to whickber street having a huge power surge, lines sparking, all the power going out, and every car alarm in a 2-mile radius start screaming, i don't need it to be explicit or overly romantic but i do need it to be fucking funny

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aziraphale saying to crowley "I don't suppose [job]'s getting any answers" and crowley saying "no, but just to be able to ask the question..." my fucking god. jesus fucking christ.

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more silly little gomens sketches.

also chat realised my az gives of big pooh bear vibes so what does pooh bear love the most? thats right a demon who looks like an ageing alt rock singer