is that a large and intimidating hunting knife in your pocket or are you just happy to see moh my god oh it's. it's both. Okay

Quick PSA, if you get one of those "Work scanned, AI use detected" comments on AO3, just mark them as spam.

Some moron apparently built a bot to annoy or prank hundreds of authors.

There is no scanning process, your work doesn't actually resemble AI writing, it's all bullshit. Mark the comment as spam (on AO3, not the email notification you got about the comment!) and don't let it get to you.

The spam comments have evolved.

They are now also linking to a site they claim is able to scan works and tell you whether they were AI written or not, and that you should do that before reading a fic.

It should go without saying that you should not, under no circumstances, visit a site advertised in a spam comment.

In this case, I'd say there's even a chance that the "scanning" site is actually used to scrape fics and use them for future AI writing. What it definitely doesn't do is tell you whether something was AI written or not. That's a bullshit claim.

Don't use that site. Don't believe these spam comments, whether you get them on your own works or see them on someone else's.

It's all bullshit.

Just got another one, so here's what they look like to anyone curious. They're never real users, either, just keysmashes for the display name.

Image Description: a screenshot of an AO3 comment by nlaoboh that says HoloAI pattern found in work. To all readers, before you read please scan the work with an AI detector like gowinston.ai and call out all AI using cheaters /end ID

As someone who works in education, actual AI detectors don't even work well and are rendered obsolete within weeks if not days. Please spread this around to spare your fellow writers and reader!

Lol only had enough strength to make this small silly one XD Alan is speechless

....she is very tiny lol. (I imagine when the chibii's talk they sound like high pitch squeaky dog toy.)

@quieteeks

Anonymous Asks: "I was reading about the SunnyTime Town AU and how in it Jack has the ability to use his voice to (magically) soothe/calm anyone within hearing range, which gave me an idea: Jack using his voice power on Y/N for yandere reasons. Jack using his voice to make Y/N feel safe with him, despite knowing he’s killed people. So basically hypno & noncon. Jacks basically giving Y/N a voice kink lol. (If you do end up writing anything for this if you could include a praise kink and forced orgasms I’d literally spontaneously combust-half joking lol)."

Every time you close your eyes, you see it again.

The scratches on Nick’s face, bleeding. The knife in his hands, shaking as he begs for mercy. The blade slicing through his throat. Bleeding out at his own hand. His lifeless body dropping at Jack’s feet.

Shaun’s chest, torn open. Ribs sticking out, splintered to pieces by Jack’s bloody fist. Heart beating in Jack’s hand. Gushing blood. Body slumped against the wall. Eyes vacant and lips slightly parted.

What you have to assume was Ian. Face torn clean off to reveal the grinning skull beneath. Body bleeding from hundreds of deep stab wounds. Fingers bloody from trying desperately to defend himself.

Your stomach turns at the memory of the bloody scene. It appears in your dreams every night, their dead bodies rising and begging you to save them. To turn your back on Jack. To do the right thing. Begging you to save them and yourself before it’s too late.

It’s too late.

*cums in your mouth and then kisses you*

*cums in your mouth and then kisses you*