The heroes just discovered that the reason the “wicked, omnicidal sorcerer” is so hellbent on destroying “the forces of good” is that “the forces of good” captured and tortured them for fifty years.

eternal pain- i mean eternal faith when??

more tgcf stuff, these are very old tho but I still like them c':

UNMUTE THIS 💀💀

I’m actually fucking dead. I just… I can’t stop watching this. That fucking triple take at the end gets me every time

Never seen so much emotion from a toy shark.

Peak comedy this

rereading my own writing is just a constant fluctuation between "damn, girl, you wrote this? (affectionate)" and "damn, girl, you wrote this? (derogatory)"

I am also “damn, girl, you wrote this? (forgetful)”

there should be a show about a modern girl trying to achieve sainthood/martyrdom i think you'd have a lot of shit to work with there also it would be kind of funny like her peers are at an age where theyre obsessing over boys while shes obsessing over how her chances of being burned at the cross is getting thinner and thinner and how hard being canonized will be in this age of late stage capitalism where she'll sin regardless of intent and also since at a young age shes harbored an intense fixation over female saints not because of any underlying reasons it's totally not because she's a lesbian and also one time in 4th grade during recess she tried to incite her classmates to stone her to death and she likes to go hunting for angels and once she tried to rob a medieval grave under the belief that her holy weapon was hidden deep there. she's such a silly little girl

BESTIE THE SIZE OF YOUR BRAIN

the most insane double casting i’ve heard of is ophelia and horatio being played by the same actress. the implications of that drive me crazy

you guys are doing things in the tags of this post

#to this day my favorite performance of hamlet i’ve seen is one where there were two hamlets#one was the dutiful son and the other was his vengeful id#and they split all the lines in the play depending on which hamlet was speaking#all the soliloquies became arguments between the two and it was SO good#the second hamlet doesn’t appear until hamlet’s father appears and tells him Claudius is to blame for his death#he opens to curtains and his first line is ‘Murder?’#and the other characters can’t see that second hamlet at first - just the initial one#until slowly throughout the play the second hamlet is the one they look at and interact with#until finally the first hamlet - the dutiful prince - is the one who’s ignored#anyway it was metal as fuck holy shit#i wish i could watch it again but i have no idea if it was recorded (via rythyme)

clunkiest water graphics I've ever seen

I’ve never been so happy that a video has sound.

CRONCHY

@thevastnessof dont hide this excellent contribution in the tags

You come to my post and try to out-perform me.

Vasilisa Mikulishna by Sergey Solomko.

Vasilisa Mikulishna is a woman warrior - a polyanitsa, in russian. The eldest daughter of bogatyr Mikula Selyaninovich, also ahe is the wife of boyar Stavr Godinovich of Chernigov.

She is the main character of two russian tales ‘About beautiful Vasilisa Mikulishna’ and ‘Stavr Godinovich’ in which she saves her arrogant husband from prison of Prince Vladimir The Red Sun by simply using her wit.

Vasilisa is wise and intelligent, and she prefers to use her mind to solve problems.

“Vol’ga” by Andrei Shishkin.

Vol’ga Svyatoslavich (Russian: Вольга Святославич) or Volkh Vseslavyevich (Russian: Волх Всеславьевич) is a Russian epic hero, a bogatyr, from the Novgorod Republic bylina cycle.

Vol’ga is a son of a serpent and knyazhna (the daughter of a knyaz) Marfa Vseslavyevna. His distinguishing features are the ability to turn into a wolf and the ability to understand the language of animals.

Vol’ga has many archaic features, therefore he is considered one of the oldest characters in Russian folklore.

must we pit two kings against each other

*sighs and brings out this image for the millionth tine*

*sighs and brings out this picture for the millionth time*

somebody get Chris Pine outta there lmao