I have to assume that in the fullness of time, at least once, a mouse has used a mushroom as an umbrella.
That’s enough to keep me going.
@cryptonature Man do I have good news for you!
Also! Bonus frog!
thatguyalphy
this tweet hasn't left my mind once in the two years since it's been posted
something clearly went wrong after kid one, bruce
how dare u leave this absolutely wonderful and honestly well thought insight in the tags
Anonymous asked:
Oooo, so you have more fic recs? (if possible any where Jason Todd jsut gets that hug he so desperately need, violently or not I will take anything)
Of course!! here's a bunch of jason fics that I adore <3
Jason has decided to move back into the Manor at least part time (or so he says) but there's just one problem. His bedroom has not changed since before everything so now he has to redecorate it with some help from his crazy as hell family.
Jason was going to regret this. So very much.
this fic is very old but still doesn't get the respect it deserves wtf!!!
There are moments when the… everything of Dick's life catches up with him, and exhaustion sinks deep into his skin. However, when he goes dark on everyone else, Jason doesn't quite get the memo. Rules never seem to apply to little brothers.
After two weeks of little more than clipped texts, Jason shoves his way into Dick's life and gets him up and moving again.
jason tricks dick into taking care of himself yayyyy
by sophene
Jason decides to take Tim with him on a road trip. Tim has no say in the matter.
LMFAOOOO. just read it you'll see
by @thingr1
(In which Jason is hiding but Dick seeks him out anyway.)
mutual hurt/comfort baby!!!
by darkesky
“‘M fine,” Tim said and somehow missed both of their incredulous looks. Tim could be actively bleeding out—and hey, he might be right now—and he’d still find a way to insist he was fine and would be fine.
Jason spoke first (which proved how out of it Dick was because most days, he needed to beg Dick to shut the fuck up). “You’re such a dumbass.”
“Hey!” Tim swatted at him weakly. He couldn’t even beat a butterfly in a fistfight right now. “You can’t be mean to me. I’m injured.”
“Thought you were fine,” Jason said.
Tim paused, blinking. Then, he groaned and hid his face again.
Jason has to deal with his dumbass brothers.
jason indeed deals with his dumbass brothers
by @badacts
“This is a real novel moment for me,” Hood says. “I’m savouring it.”
“Savour it quietly,” Bruce replies. They’re here for a purpose, and he may not mind it in the strictest sense, but the GCPD lockup is not the place or time for Jason’s irreverent humour.
a tumblr fic wow!! also i love the characterization here
"It’s easy to find it, if you know what you’re looking for. And Tim knows exactly what he’s looking for; when you work with Batman, you always do.
So he finds the small apartment, breaks in, and sits in the surprisingly comfortable couch. And waits.
Waiting’s the worst part of the job, though."
or, alternatively, Jason survives Ethiopia, and things change, while staying more or less the same.
tim is a stalker fan!!
The man looks at him as if Jason had an answer. But Jason has no answers. He’s bewildered just like him. They’re two men with no idea whatsoever of what the hell is happening to them.
cass takes care of jason, and jason is Confused
by @jyanadavega
"Jason snarled his teeth at his brother. Nightwing, damn him, simply smiled more, his hands still on his hips, expression deeply amused despite the groans of pain behind him.
Jason really wished he hadn’t been the one to be tied up to this altar. He immediately shoved the thought away, because he really didn’t want any of his siblings in his position anyway. Damn. Who authorized him to have these feelings?
“So,” started Dick. Jason immediately cut him off.
“Don’t.”"
OR: Red Hood gets kidnapped by some cultists, and Nightwing rescue him.
a cornerstone fic of ace!jason
and one last one!
by NightOwl1600
Jason doesn't quite understand whats going on. All he can tell for certain is that Tim is injured behind him, and Damian is standing in front of him, telling him to shoot. And for some reason, he really really wants to kill them both even though he knows he shouldn't. He would never kill his brothers, not now, at least, since they'd really grown to become brothers. Would he?
brainwashing fic :( but the fluff prevails!
the hardest lines ALWAYS come from fanfics and I stand by this
(credit to the authors!! I can't remember where exactly they all came from but if u recognise their work pls tag them :) they deserve way more recognition!!)
someone tell me where the batman quote is from, google doesn't know it
[ID: an edited meme showing a Black man looking out across a street with text above them reading “I bring a sort of “just pirate it” Vibe to the conversation that my “which streaming service is that on” friends don’t really like”. /end ID.]
Timothy Drake-Wayne's official profile accounts:
Vs. Red Robin's social media accounts:
As someone who grew up with siblings, I just can't stop thinking about Nightwing and Red Hood getting into a fight in costume and Nightwing slapping his hand over Red Hood's mouth to get him to shut up, temporarily forgetting that he can still talk through the helmet, and Red Hood retaliating by trying to lick Nightwing's hand and accidentally just licking the inside of his helmet.
More of my boy catholic Jason Todd.
Damian: Shouldn't you be at church?
Jason: Nah, I have a couple more sins to add up the list
Alfred: Pardon?
Jason: Nothing.
---
Penguin: Why don't finish this ridiculous charade? Aren't you're going to hell anyway?
Jason: Aren't you're getting your ass sended back to Arkham ever shitty crime you commit anyway and yet here we fucking are.
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Damian petting the Batcow:
Jason: What she got?
Damian: She's sick.
Jason: Give me her name, I'll put her in my prayers.
Damian:
Damian: You seriously think God going to magically cure her?
Jason: No dumbass. It's saint– (pause) DICK WHO WAS THE SAINT THAT CURE ANIMALS AGAIN?
Dick (from the kitchen): SAINT FRANCIS
Jason: Saint Francis it's goings to magically cure her.
Damian: That's stupid.
Jason: You want the prayer or not.
Damian narrowing his eyes, immediately: Batcow.
I love Catholic Jason Todd so much, because every single Catholic I’ve ever met is so morally chaotic. Catholics are either the goody two shoes proper kind or the fight you in the parking lot kind and there’s no in between 
LITERALLY
Waitwaitwaitwait wait can we talk about this?
So Catholic!Jason asks Dick to play name-the-saint and Dick does, in fact, name the saint? Because I feel like this implies Catholic!Dick too.
And that’s perfect because they both do the moral chaos, just with a different skew.
i'm sorry but if i was wangji i would've judged the fuck out of xichen's little sworn brothers thing like yeah okay my bf is practicing soul-consuming dark magic and but YOU'RE in a polycule with two bitches who hate each other so like. we're even here
like not ME getting scolded and reminded not to befriend evil just bc my boyfriend's going thru his goth phase well okay HIS boyfriend LITERALLY KILLED SOMEONE but it's whatever ig we all know my perfect older brother can do no wrong even when he marries a dude who's freaky sword will drive him crazy and kill ppl willy-nilly and the other bitch straight up killed a guy. but no that's fine but god forbid MY boyfriend play with his bitchin' flute using music magic that WE ALSO USE
Batman: Wayne Family Adventures #77 - “Suit Up” (2023)
written by CRC Payne art by Starbite, Geoniya Acuna, Suzi Blake, & C.M. Cameron
Tarot:Major Arcana
(Simplified, pt. 1)
1.The Magician
- Seeing the path ahead
- Taking action & making decisions
- Stop overthinking
Reversed
- Blocked flow
- Projects aren’t going ideally
2.The High Priestess
- Appreciate the feminine in the world
- Value in depth, sensitivity, contemplation
Reversed
- Tone down & refocus your energy
3. The Empress
- Something of abundance is headed your way
Reversed
- Suggests a time of struggling with not having enough of something
4.The Emperor
- Divine Masculine
- Protection, Order, Power
Reversed
- Tyranny
- Lack of focus
5.The Hierophant
- Learning, Routine, Tradition
- Take counsel of trusted ones
Reversed
- Rebellion, Chaos, Rejection
- Shift in values
6.The Lovers
- Love coming your way
- Love yourself first
Reversed
- Jealousy, separation, indecision
- Struggles in love ahead
7.The Chariot
- Issues will be resolved soon
- Development & growth: not without struggle
Reversed
- Upcoming danger
- Failures standing in the way
8.Strength
- Compassion, charisma, patience
Reversed
- Lack of courage
- Hopelessness
9.The Hermit
- Intense transformation
- Spend time alone
Reverse
- Too much isolation
10. Wheel Of Fortune
- Abundance
- Beginning of a new season
Reversed
- Change is being ignored
11. Justice
- Clear path to success
- Balance
- Important choice
Reversed
- Imbalance, dishonesty, unfairness
12.The Hanged Man
- Experience is deepened, refocused, or intensified
- Change in perspective
- Positive change
Reversed
- Trouble adjusting to change
- Fighting progress
- Wrong level of self-awareness
13.Death
- Positive
- New Beginnings
- Passion
Reversed
- Pessimism, Fear
14.Temperance
- Magic
- Potential pain
Reversed
- Imbalanced, Argumentative
- Feeling of being fragmented
15.The Devil
- Someone in your life is controlling
- Potential addiction
Reversed
- Unhappiness
- Lack of self control
16. The Tower
- Imprisoned, Conflict
- Fighting for beliefs
Reversed
- Avoidance of responsibility
17. The Star
- Transcendent openness
- Healing & wholeness
Reversed
- Wasting time
- Loss of self-respect
18.The Moon
- Divine Feminine
- Truth
Reversed
- Confusion
19. The Sun
- Expansiveness & success
- Clarity & focus
Reversed
- Arrogance, self-doubt
- Refusal to share knowledge
20. Judgement
- Rebirth
- Decision making
- Changes ahead
Reversed
- Ignoring change
21. The World
- Completion
- Celebrating accomplishments
Reversed
- Delay in success
22. The Fool
- Innocence, openness, playfulness
Reversed
- Irrational, Naive
- Never progressing
🌸✨🤍🖤
Pt. 2 is out on my page 💜💙
tim, drunk and coerced into a game of two truths and a lie with jason, dick, and steph: okay ummmm i— haha. i have the highest body count in the family, Lobo has a contract out on me and… PFFT i’m dating a guy
jason, also drunk: well the gay thing isn’t news but i call bullshit on the body count, you’re like 15. the fuck did you do to get Lobo after you?
steph, the only sober one, eager to sow chaos: oh Lobo would never kill Tim, they’re buddies. they’re going out for disc golf on saturday.
dick, possibly the drunkest: tim. tim what do you mean you’ve got a body count higher than B’s. our father is a slut.
tim: nonono Bruce doesn’t kill :( that’s his Ruleeee
jason: TIMMERS. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’VE GOT A BODY COUNT.
tim: ahahaha do you guys have any idea how many assassins i’ve blown up?
steph: TIM. WHAT
tim: [cartoon explosion noises]….KERPLOOEY
Batman: Wayne Family Adventures #77 - “Suit Up” (2023)
written by CRC Payne art by Starbite, Geoniya Acuna, Suzi Blake, & C.M. Cameron
when companies overspend on advertising they think they're reaching a wider audience when in reality they are showing me the same fucking unskippable ad enough times to make me associate their brand with fantasies of anticapitalist terrorism
