thefeelofavideogame
a mummy who broke out of his sarcophagus wrote this
scotchtapeofficial
reblog if ur a striminal
pokemonprofessor
nice.
furikomaru
I am so embarrassed that only 31% of us have the good sense to lie when someone asks if we’ve committed a crime.
*a strime
REMINDER: THERE IS NO CAT
If you get a new blog following you and immediately sending you an ask requesting help with vet bills for their cat, that is a scam. It is always a scam.
This time, the blog in question was created yesterday and reblogged a ton of stuff to seem legit.
Don't fall for this shit.
[magnet poetry that reads:
"I will not go gentle into that good night
I'm gonna be a huge bitch about it"]
Anonymous asked:
Bro why did you censor the snake's cloaca on the snake anatomy post??? It's a snake?
I didn't censor anything, what -
oh. Oh, no. That's meant to be a line to show where the tail begins. Oh no, now I look like some weird prude.
Yeah, that's meant to help people grasp the anatomy and visualize how small the tail is in relation to the torso. Not meant to be some kind of weird snake privacy screen
We CANNOT have snudity (snake nudity) on this webbed site
Gotta respect their snivacy (snake privacy)
As sketchy as the oceangate submarine was... you can bet your ass every single one of musky's endeavors would look just as sketchy if it wasn't for the fact that he's forced to work with government regulators.
Hell, most of his projects are this sketchy if you look a bit closer. For example: the tesla tunnels.
No fire suppression system, no emergency exits, no emergency lighting, no way for EMS to get through, no fucking nothing. I am pretty sure it's not even big enough to open the car's doors.
Or the Cybertruck that's a deathtrap for both the people on the outside and the people on the inside because it utterly disregards the last 50 or so years of advancements in car safety technology such as crumple zones or safety glass
Or the tesla model 3 where you can't even open the back doors without power. So if you're in an accident and lose power... good luck getting your kids out of the back, especially when the huge battery is turning into a huge, unextinguishable flamethrower.
Or the fucking starship launchpad that was utterly destroyed by the rocket and threw huge concrete chunks and other debris around for miles... which, incidentally, also destroyed the rocket.
That's what all these self-proclaimed Silicon Valley tech bro geniuses are like.
They all think they know better than everyone else, and that rules or consequences don't apply to them, and they see safety as little more than an afterthought.
It's why Ai and social media algorithms are used sooooo ethically. It's why amazon and facebook try to find out everything about you and happily sell that data with no disregard for what it could be used for.
It's about damn time one of these CEO dipshits got killed by their own dipshitery, I just wish it had been musk or bezos instead...
Once again, in conclusion:
I like to think that Price is a very by the books man when on base. Any weekend the 141 have off, they always start with a formal weekend safety meeting. It’s some of the usual ‘stay safe, don’t drink and drive, practice safe sex, etc.’ Every weekend off. They can last up to an hour and the boys make fun of him for it.
Price: Look, I know you hate them, but to be responsible, I have to do them and you have to show up before you even leave base.
Laswell shows up on base one week. The boys are about to whine about another safety brief when Price suggests that she take over for this one to ‘switch it up’. Laswell, however, has been awake for three days straight going over intel. She’s got a paper coffee cup full of Monster in one hand and is shielding her eyes from the fluorescent lights with the other. She doesn’t even stand up.
Laswell: Alright. Weekend safety brief. Don’t add to the population, don’t subtract from the population. Do not end up in the hospital, newspaper, or jail. If you do end up in jail, establish dominance quickly and don’t expect us to bail you out.
Price: …
The rest of the 141:…
Laswell: Have a good weekend.
The meeting is over and she takes a nap in that chair for a solid hour.
I personally go for Price being far less professional than what people think him to be, but Laswell being the unprofessional one scratches an itch I didn’t know I had.
Ghost is the 141 Hydration Homie. He’s lived through severe dehydration and no way is he letting his team go down like that.
“HYDRATE OR DIE!” He bellows, throwing bottled water full force at their heads.
“Open yer gob.” He demands, checking Soap’s tongue to gauge his hydration level.
If he’s not happy he will literally hold Johnny’s head back, wedge his mouth open with his thumb, then pour bottled water into his mouth and force him to drink. He thinks the flush over MacTavish’s cheeks is caused by the heat, no clue that him going full Daddy Mode is doing things to the poor bloke.
He also doesn’t realise that he only takes a hands on approach with Johnny. He’ll stand over Gaz meaningfully until he cracks open a bottle and drinks a respectable amount, he’ll toss a bottle at Price’s head and knock that fucking hat right off it but even he doesn’t get the rough handling his favourite sergeant does, he’ll scream at any borrowed Marines to “Drink up, then gear up; let’s get EVIL!”
Hydration Homie Ghost WILL know if you’ve not had your full 3 litres.
Compilation of people holding things that shouldn't be held, please add more if you have any
@is-the-snake-video-cute looks like a coral snake (blunt nose) but double checking- is it ?
That's indeed a coral snake, good ID!!
This thread is full of the luckiest people on the planet, I think. Also goes to show just how calm even venomous snakes are - coral snakes rarely bite unless you're actively harassing them - and how important it is to make sure your ID as non-venomous is 1000% certain before picking up any wild snake.
Everything here is some sort of venomous or poisonous, even the rocks
stop with all this “man cave” and “she shed” nonsense. Its your evil lair. Embrace it
What came to mind when I read “She shed” :
Mon dieu… She DOES shed
please pass this around to all of your classmates, i don’t want anyone saying they didn’t get to vote