Yes

okay i tried slowing down the cantina song to make it sad but instead it sounds like something that would be playing in the black lodge

OP: “okay, let’s make it sad!” *accidentally opens a portal to the universe of Grim Fandango*

Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)

Dianakin Skywalker

My last anon reminded me of Plo!!! He's still n.1 star wars husband for me

Sheev, meeting with his chief engineers: so the problem with the last one was that it looked basically normal. I need a Death Star that looks like ass. Complete trash. Big holes in the side and all. Why? Because I'll sound so fuckin cool when I flex on this twink

she jar-jar on my binks until i gung

she boss on my nass until i hrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbgl

Would you slap Malak’s bald head?

Reblog to slap his bald head.

love is stored in the :3c behavior

i nearly scrolled past this like a fool

EWAN MCGREGOR & LIAM NEESON Obi-Wan Kenobi: A Jedi’s Return (2022)

Don't u dare hide this in the tags-

I am TWENTY MINUTES into The Phantom Menace and I am in absolute tears, Qui-Gon Jinn is the funniest person in this entire franchise, he basically doesn’t sense shit about anything hinky on this mission and doesn’t care, he calls the Federation types all a bunch of cowards, he calls Jar Jar Binks brainless and says the ability to speak doesn’t make you intelligent, that man cannot stand that Gungan from the word go, and he is the one who starts bullying Jar Jar to get him to reveal where the Gungan city is, Obi-Wan joining in with the shit your pants level terrifying things that are coming for them that they do to this Gungan, like they are seamless, they have clearly done this before, Qui-Gon has very obviously bullied people and gotten his Padawan to tag-team them with him, then they go to Otoh Gunga and Qui-Gon busts out the Jedi Mind Trick which is reasonable the first time, but then he pauses for a moment, clearly considering, and then is like, well, how about a transport, too? and his delivery on the line had me weeping with laughter because his voice goes up at the end like, oh, well, as long as we’re here….? because he just realized oh he absolutely can fleece these idiots blind, this man has no morals so far, he only brings Jar Jar along with them instead of leaving him to be executed because Jar Jar will be useful, then there’s the trip through the core of the planet where he sits in the back because hell no he’s not sitting next to Jar Jar and he deadass does not engage in any of the conversation in asking more about what happened with Jar Jar, he leaves that entirely up to Obi-Wan, and then Qui-Gon Jinn does not give a single solitary fuck when the Goober fish is eaten, he’s just like, yeah, same shit different day, meanwhile Obi-Wan is in the driver’s seat staring into the middle distance for like a solid five seconds that feels like ten goddamned minutes while he’s questioning every single life choice he has ever made, then Jar Jar keeps freaking out and Qui-Gon uses the Force to calm him and he borderline passes out because that man wanted that Gungan to shut the fuck up and even Obi-Wan is like, “You overdid it”, and I AM ONLY TWENTY MINUTES INTO THIS MOVIE, I AM CRYING, QUI-GON JINN IS THE FUNNIEST PERSON IN THE MOVIES.