tell you what though it’s really really enjoyable when you feel your brain slipping towards increasingly detached fanonbrain interpretations of a character (because as much as i bitch about it i think we’re all susceptible to forgetting from time to time that the version of our blorbo who lives in our heads is filtered through layers of personal analysis and projection and sanding over certain fragments of personality for the sake of a gag or a good old fashioned whump rp) and you go back to the source material and you’re like ah!! THAT’S what my precious little guy is actually like!! it’s such a ludicrously satisfying and reinvigorating feeling. it’s like getting new glasses. replacing the broken screen protector on your phone. waking up after a cold and your nose is unblocked for the first time in a week. when you’ve done laundry and you put on your a list outfit for the first time in a hot minute. refamiliarising yourself with source material is a PLEASURE it’s like doing a factory reset on your blorbo thoughts and if you commit yourself to permanent and remorseless fanon brain you are missing out on a supreme brain-itching joy
last episode of succession was so crazy. do you guys think kendall is going to manage to close the portal or is it over for new york?
Youre telling me the bartender is a mouse? Shes a girl whos a mouse? *chuckles warmly* That's pretty out there. I'm too old for that kind of thing, but you have fun with that. *to myself after you walk away, but with no trace of spite in my voice* A bartender who's a mouse... what will they think of next?
"No one can love you until you love yourself" is like the worst possible way of articulating "if you don't respect and value yourself, it's very easy to become attracted to people who don't treat you right and then justify their mistreatment, so be careful."
so THAT'S what it's supposed to mean. that actually makes sense.
bro this rends flesh (new way of saying something is really good)
this is your reminder that if you're going to be posting spiderverse gifs / clips you NEED to tag them as flashing, eyestrain, etc.
seizures can kill. the lives of your disabled friends and followers are more important than a movie.
also, do NOT tag them as epilepsy, seizure, photo-sensitivity, etc. people use these tags to find other people like them. by putting them in these tags you are endangering them.
reminder again since it comes out in a few days.
i feel bad because i can’t take mario stuff where one of the bros dies seriously. in my head i always just imagine like. while luigi is sobbing over mario’s corpse or whatever with #no1ups left and he dies he just wakes up in hell again and gets to go like hi remember me. remember that time i saved the universe. remember when i babysat your daughter. you owe me one. and jaydes is like fucking fine. whatever. and he gasps awake in miraculous recovery completely fine
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Nice of the princess to invite us to pride, gay luigi
Luigi heritage post
happy birthday (and april fools) to my favourite goobers