i love flowers. Would love to be one some day…..
no remembering which pokemon types have advantage over other types, we get our asses kicked like men
Posts that make you physically ill to read
I really can't get over the John Steinbeck one. His books with settings in The Great Depression were written during The Great Depression, and he would have been 27 years old on Black Tuesday. That's like if I wrote a piece of fiction set in the present day and someone called it "COVID-19 fanfiction"
Enemies to lovers romance is the journey from sweetheart (derogatory) to sweetheart (affectionate)
pov ur at bly manor in 2013 and the faceless spirit of dani clayton is eerily and homosexually speedwalking across the grounds
*does the opening bit from West Side Story, but repeatedly cracking my joints instead of clicking my fingers*
me at ten: the home depot lights section is a significant place for me emotionally
arthur: what EXACTLY
arthur: is the FUNCTION
arthur: of a RUBBER DUCK
harry: happiness, joy, lil bathtime friend
maybe i pspspspsp’ed at you because i love you. did you think of that? huh?
poisondankfrog-deactivated20200
this image hits different in covid-19 isolation
dietcoke-and-razorblades
some days im like “i havent eaten in 19 hours and im feelin fine”
and then some days im like “im on my ninth muffin and only the power of god can stop me”
can y’all believe my cat domesticated herself? how wild is that. she was born in a feral cat colony and was like “fuck this shit, I want to be pampered”, invited herself inside and never left. now she gets chicken stuck to her lips and screams till I give her belly scratchies
worlds biggest BABY
This is how all cats were domesticated...
Yeah, I know! But normally when we talk about cats domestication of themselves, it’s something framed in antiquity. It’s really cool that cats still do it!
loveshack-deactivated20200917
WHAT IS LIFE IF NOT AN EXCUSE TO BE A LITTLE HOMOEROTIC WEAR SLUTTY CLOTHES AND LISTEN TO LOUD MUSIC! WHAT ELSE IS THERE TO DO!