Here's every link in the #UnwhitwashTBB carrd. I'd encourage everyone to spread this around, since I don't think it will show up in the search.
Debunking Fan Theories Other Issues in Star Wars: The Bad Batch FAQ Concept Art How to draw the members of The Bad Batch Survey about Star Wars: The Bad Batch and #UnwhitewashTBB
-Articles about #UnwhitewashTBB- Gizmodo: Why Star Wars Fans are Concerned About Whitewashing and The Bad Batch Project Stardust: UnwhitewashTBB
I think I dreamt this interaction, and I thought it would make a cute comic
I wanted to make a version of this with the epilogue included
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Percy Jackson, we've been expecting you.
First look at Percy Jackson releasing December 20 on Disney+
Soo in honour of the joke my bestie ran into the ground for about 3 years when we were obnoxious little snots in our early teens, I've decided the same joke also occurred between padawan Anakin and Knight Obi-Wan except that it just never ever stopped. It goes like this:
Teenage Anakin: Have you seen my datapad?
Obi-Wan: Do you feel a sharp pain?
Anakin: No, why?
Obi-Wan: Then you know it's not up your ass
The next time Obi-Wan can't find his robe, Anakin turns this witticism back on his master. Before long, most of the dialogue is omitted but inferred from repetition and all either one of them has to say to the other to convey the whole exchange is, "Do you feel a sharp pain?"
During the war, one of them will occasionally answer "Do you feel a sharp pain?" with "Yes" and gesture sarcastically to one of their partially healed wounds. Anakin gets a lecture from Obi-Wan the first time he hears Ahsoka answer Anakin asking where something is with, "Gee I don't know master, do you feel a sharp pain?" It quickly spreads through the 501st because the majority of clones think it's hilarious, much to Rex's dismay.
Finally Obi-Wan realizes his life will never be free of what he's unleashed on the world when he can't find his lightsaber and Cody asks him, "Do you feel a sharp pain, Sir?"
• An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars.
• A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.
• A bar was walked into by the passive voice.
• An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was deafening.
• Two quotation marks walk into a “bar.”
• A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intensive purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.
• Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.
• A question mark walks into a bar?
• A non sequitur walks into a bar. In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly.
• Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out -- we don't serve your type."
• A mixed metaphor walks into a bar, seeing the handwriting on the wall but hoping to nip it in the bud.
• A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.
• Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They converse. They depart.
• A synonym strolls into a tavern.
• At the end of the day, a cliché walks into a bar -- fresh as a daisy, cute as a button, and sharp as a tack.
• A run-on sentence walks into a bar it starts flirting. With a cute little sentence fragment.
• Falling slowly, softly falling, the chiasmus collapses to the bar floor.
• A figure of speech literally walks into a bar and ends up getting figuratively hammered.
• An allusion walks into a bar, despite the fact that alcohol is its Achilles heel.
• The subjunctive would have walked into a bar, had it only known.
• A misplaced modifier walks into a bar owned by a man with a glass eye named Ralph.
• The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
• A dyslexic walks into a bra.
• A verb walks into a bar, sees a beautiful noun, and suggests they conjugate. The noun declines.
• A simile walks into a bar, as parched as a desert.
• A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to forget.
• A hyphenated word and a non-hyphenated word walk into a bar and the bartender nearly chokes on the irony
- Jill Thomas Doyle
A zeugma walked into a bar, my life and trouble.
there's like 10,0000,0 accounts with names like "Best Heritage Posts" and "Tumblr Hall Of Fame Posts" and "So Funny Hellsite Posts" but where's the shitty posts accounts. where's the hall of fail accounts. i want to see the worst of the worst
heritage post
come on man
i'm thinking about how cats hold their babies and how so many mammals also hold their babies and also about how physical touch is a love language
but mostly i'm thinking of this:
in case nobody had guessed, i'm touchstarved.
also this!
i had this image in my head but i found it again <3
a hug is the universal expression of love!!!
This too:
LMAO the last one! The strongman’s immediately like “No. No, absolutely not. Nope.” and the bodybuilder looks around like “Are you kidding me? I’ll die. You know that, right? I’ll die?”
The Rogue, the Paladin, the Barbarian have a day to themselves and enjoy some friendly competition.
This is such a fun video to watch. Not only do you see 3 versions of masculine fitness and strength but with each movement you can almost see where their weight is distributed and where they place their control. Which makes it fun to think about body builds and fantasy characters.
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.
w-what if potato is actually lucky
rebloging to balance my luck because i just had to take out the trash with dozens of rotten potatoes in it and it did not feel yas nor lucky
I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?
FINE! I'll do it myself
Why did 12 people reblog this today??? IT IS ONLY AUGUST!!!
im so in love with this post one time i got really really high and decided since i dont have a printer that i was going to paint it and hang it up on my wall
there's only 7 words on the painting and you managed to misspell the two largest ones
