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i’m a trans man who came out at around 13 years old, and my mom was really transphobic about it for a while but then when i was like 16 she apologized and told me she didnt accept me at first because she thought everybody wanted to be a girl and i was throwing away what everyone wanted, and that it took me coming out for her to realize that wasn’t normal and she was actually trans. i transed my mom’s gender i am the most powerful person alive

I wanna say it again for yall: if you see a deer that doesn’t look right and doesn’t act right it’s probably chronic wasting disease

Document it and your location and contact the DNR

I promise you it’s not a “notdeer”. It’s just being destroyed by a prion disease.

Be responsible and help track it. Hell. Contact animal control and see if they would like to cull it.

CWD does NOT kill humans. In fact it cannot even spread to us currently.

The closest link they’ve been able to infect is a monkey. They injected its SPINE with it.

You don’t want to handle the meat to accidentally infect the area around you as it can spread in the water. You also want to minimize human contact with it bc we don’t want it to develop to infect humans.

We barely understand prion diseases to begin with. We just want to minimize contact even tho it literally can’t infect humans as of now.

If you are a hunter minimize damage to the spine and brain when field dressing and even send in a sample to be tested for CWD.

Even if you pick up a roadkill deer you should send in a sample.

My warning is mainly because they are DANGEROUS PHYSICALLY. They are not well and stop acting like prey animals. They are more willing to lash out. They don’t have the reflex to run away the further it goes. Don’t get mauled.

elon musk fans when their tesla explodes and kills them

There's a guy right now with a melted Model X in his driveway that's still hyping the Tesla brand while the company is deliberately ignoring his calls and tweets for some kind of customer support

how blind do you have to be to have your car burst into flames in your drive way and then be like “they make good cars” 

In 2019 this guy crashed his Tesla in Tyrol

Because the battery cought on fire too, the fire dept. had to order a special container to put the car in and fill it with water.

According to Tesla, you need about 11.000 litres of water to extinguish their batteries completely. A normal fire engine can fit up to 2.000 litres in their tank.

They also had to put the still hot wreckage in a cooling container for 72 hours after the initial fire went out.

Oh and when the owner of the car, the fire dept., insurance guys and journalists contacted Tesla about their driving bombs they just... never responded :)

love when people say “separate the art from the artist” about youtubers. what is their art? ruining LA?

“yeah this creator who’s content is essentially selling his personality may have collaborated with white supremacists but i just really appreciate the way he sells 60 dollar hoodies to middle schoolers”

The only time I want to be in a red state

Hate to ask any of my followers but why is this a big deal ?

Oh man oh man SO.

First of all it took me a few years to figure out that what I, a Mid-Atlantic native, knew as “cicadas” were not what everyone else knew as cicadas. What most places on Earth know as “cicadas” look like this:

whereas what I know as cicadas are these:

This is Magicicada septendecim, the 17-year periodical cicada. Many places have summer cicadas in moderation every year, but here on the North American Eastern Seaboard we save them all up for one MONSTER horde that only appears every 17 years. There are multiple broods of cicadas, so really a handful hatch every year, but the big one is BROOD X. Technically that means “Brood 10″ because cicada broods are labeled with Roman numerals, but BROOD X sounds much cooler and also evokes the right amount of batshit weirdness that occurs, because what occurs is the largest insect emergence in the world. Don’t take my word for it, take David Attenborough’s:

When May comes in a cicada year, the cicadas. Are. EVERYWHERE. I mean every. where. Literal billions - possibly a trillion - of these big ole bugs dig their way up through every inch of soil on the East Coast, climb up the nearest object, then split their shells and spread new-grown wings to the first sun they’ve seen in almost two decades.

And then they probably get eaten. 17-year cicadas use a survival strategy called “predator satiation” which literally means “they can’t eat us all.” Cicadas are a) huge b) dumb and c) defenseless, so to a predator they might as well be flying Snickers bars. But there are so many goddamn cicadas that no reasonable number of predators can eat them all. We think that’s why they converge on prime-number lifecycles - there are also 13-year periodical cicadas - because that way predators can’t line up shorter periodical lifecycles to take advantage of the cicada boom.

So how are people not losing their shit when billions of bugs invade? Well, some do. But to make up for their frightening numbers, cicadas are so non-threatening they might as well have been designed by Disney. Plump, clumsy, and googly-eyed, these idiots don’t bite, don’t sting, can’t poison you, and don’t eat your plants. They don’t even fight each other - males join up rather than compete. Cicadas lack the survival instinct god gave a literal gnat and won’t so much as flinch at a human’s approach. You can pick one up off a leaf, hold it in your hand, play with it, put it in your little sister’s hair, whatever. Hell, they can barely fly; it’s more of a prolonged, hopeful lunge in the right direction. The worst they can do is careen into you midflight, possibly with a comical “bonk” sound, and flop to the ground hilariously. They are bad at everything.

Except for one thing: YELL. Cicadas are here because it is Yelling Time. Now is the Time To Yell and by god that’s what they’re going to do and dear lord are they good at it. In a cicada year their atmospheric background hum quickly ramps up from “anime foley” to “neighbor mowing their lawn” to “drowning out a jet aircraft.” Every piece of greenery becomes an auditory hazard generating noise in proportion to its size. Got a big hedge? Now you have THE LOUDEST HEDGE. Beautiful shade tree in the front yard? Canopy of YELL, with a side order of cronch as you step on discarded chrysalises, dead cicadas, and live ones that are too stupid to move. And given that they’re about the thickness of a finger, stepping on one can be a gruesome experience. Don’t walk around barefoot, is what I’m saying.

Thus for a few glorious weeks every seventeenth May the outdoors is ruled by screaming idiot bugs flapping around without a care in the world. The Yell functions as the world’s loudest matchmaking service to help the cicadas steadily pair off and mate. Then the females buzz away to lay their eggs on tree branches, the males probably get eaten now that they’ve served their purpose, and the shouting hedges gradually go quiet. The silent epilogue plays out a couple months later when the eggs hatch and the translucent white nymphs drop from the branches to burrow into soil and sleep, sipping from tree roots and catching up on their Netflix queue, for another 17 years. 

In conclusion, here’s Sir David Attenborough catfishing a cicada:

Fly free, you beautiful dumbasses. Fly free.

But to make up for their frightening numbers, cicadas are so non-threatening they might as well have been designed by Disney. Plump, clumsy, and googly-eyed, these idiots don’t bite, don’t sting, can’t poison you, and don’t eat your plants.

I love cicadas! ❤️

FYI, they do bite, sort of, but only if they mistake you for food. It’s a bright, sharp pinch for two hot seconds, that fades quickly after smacking the bejesus out of the stupid thing.

Do NOT interact with anyone using the MAP flags!!!

Off topic but the owner of this blog will literally smash any pedophile’s face in. :)

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good post but please do not call them “MAPS” EVER. Call them pedophile ALWAYS. These are not “MAP flags”. These are Pedophile Flags plain and simple. Do not normalize the other. It’s what they want.

It's like a faded version of real pride flags, so it's almost easy to get it confused. But, not that we know what they look like, we can put an end to this disgusting behavior. Be sure to spread this around.

Neurotypicals headcanoning robots as autistic is wrong and bad because they’re saying autistic people are robots but when autistic people do it it’s epic and sexy because we’re saying robots are autistic. There’s a difference