me in every conversation ive ever had ever

i can’t believe megamind destroyed mvrvel 7 years ago

i’m so glad we’re not sleeping on how brilliant this movie is anymore

This is an incredibly underrated film.  It’s a massive commentary on comic book culture.  But it does it knowing how much it loves the very thing it’s critiquing.  It’s a beautiful fine line, elegantly and hysterically walked.  No, that’s not contrary - you’d get that if you saw that movie.

every member of the north carolina GOP needs to be barred from holding public office this isnt a joke every single one of them is a lunatic

not only did they trick the nc dems to go to a 9/11 memorial while they stayed behind and passed their budget proposal unopposed, the few democrats that stayed behind had their mics cut off and some were even prevented from voting

the entire reason they pulled this stunt was so they could deny 500,000 north carolinians health care coverage like do you understand how evil this is even by politician standards

Here have something beautiful my friend shared with me

[a black square with text on it. The text is a patterned gradient of yellow to orange to red to blue to green to white from top to bottom. The text reads: “Not queer like gay. Queer like, escaping definition. Queer like some sort of fluidity and limitlessness at once. Queer like a freedom too strange to be conquered. Queer like the fearlessness to imagine what love can look like and pursue it.”]

Space Is Not That Cool When The Ocean Is Already Full of Weird Shit

Does the Ocean have GIANT SPINNING BALLS THAT EMITE RADIATION?

no, but it has this thing!

Don’t forget about this other thing!

and these things!

i really like this thing!

I love the holographic special editions!

Come down the trenches! We have

Plastic bags

Old Man McGregor

Sea Swine

Underwater Lipstick

This Geek

Sheepshead Fish because Peopletoothed Fish was taken

A dick

Seizure machines

Seamus who I met at a Rave in downtown Seattle once.

Cosmic Brain if nothing was going on in there

And Much Much More

what the fuck

another Unforgivable omission from the hunger games movie is when they announce ‘oops jk there can only be 1 winner good luck!’ and katniss immediately, instinctively draws her bow and points it at peeta to kill him, before realizing what shes doing, and who he is, and that she could never/would never want to do that! and then he tells her to do it anyway bc 1 of them has to win! but she WONT so he rips off his tourniquet so he’ll bleed to death and she can win and go home. and she drops to her knees and tries to stop the bleeding and cover his wound and BEGS him not to die……………yeah…they fucked up

OH MY GOD..and the entire scene where katniss wakes up on the ship after theyve rescued them from the arena was not in the movie AT ALL. when katniss watches them operating on peeta and she pounds on the glass and SCREAMS at them bc she thinks theyre still in the games and theyre hurting peeta. and then she backs away from the glass and sees a rabid feral animal girl in the reflection and realizes that its her…..and that line where she always wondered why the family members of a dying person stay to watch them and ‘now she knows. its because you have no choice’ that is RAW that is LOVE and they left it all OUT

This books were incredibly deep and had complex emotions, an were also easy to read

I wish there were more books like this

An Intro To Indian Dishes, by BuzzFeed India

Food Network is shook!

Give this girl her own show!!!

“because mom said so” is literally how i learned to cook i’m screaming

“you don’t have that kind of time, and are secretly wishing for this emotional release” M O O D

This is the best cooking show that’s ever been made! And I relate to the “fuckit” style of cooking soooo hard!

Dear teen girls,

Stop abusing your boyfriends and yes what you are doing is abuse.

Stop:

If a guy did any of these things to a girl it would be considered abuse but since its the other way around its considered normal. Throughout High school I saw many girl treating their boyfriends like shit. Sometime even physically abusing them in the hallways and no one trying to stop it because its a girl attacking a boy. 

Boys: If your girlfriend does anything on this list leave her. It is abuse and you deserve better.

Girls: if you find your self doing anything on this list to your boyfriend you need to knock it off because you are being abusive. 

!!!!!!!! My brother was abused by his babies mom and it started like this and escalated to child abuse and neglect.

You don’t deserve to be screamed at, ignored, or assaulted.

Not showing affection when she wants or not hugging her before class) or missing a phone call doesn’t warrant getting cussed out or hit.

Lol, I lost 5 followers from reblogging this. That’s fine, y'all can go

Whole lot of grown women do this too.

Just wanna throw these in too

I come from a family of very forward and manipulative women and i see it in media all the time. it’s fucked and people need to not be accepting of young girls acting like snot-nosed, abusive shit heads that think they can get away with manipulation and cruelty because they happen to be girls.

and let me add this. ABUSIVE TEEN GIRLFRIENDS TURN INTO ABUSIVE GROWN ASS WOMEN GIRLFRIENDS WHO TURN INTO ABUSIVE WIVES.

if you have an abusive teen or young adult gf right now fellas, leave. don’t let her use you to get her shit right. you’ll be so fucked up by the time she gets it together if she ever does and believe that most likely she won’t.  

Rebloging bc I have a friend going through this and it’s so bad he’s scared to leave her because he’s been threatened so many times and it stinks to see him always hurting when he feels like there’s nothing he can do

This happened to my ex-friend. She abused him so much all the time. I was happy when her boyfriend broke up with him. She got a new boyfriend like two weeks later, shows how loyal she was…

Repost with your Homo devil machine :)

Seems I owe a lot to the gay community

HOW DOES SHE HAVE A PRINTED SIGN IF IT WASNT FOR THE COMPUTERS OMFG

Every time I see this I wonder if it’s really a homophobe or a lady who’s very sarcastically defending gay rights

she’s holding two pride flags. The picket sign and her jacket have stickers saying “I agree with the SJC” which stands for the Supreme Judicial Court of Massachusetts, who were the first supreme court in America to vote in support of same-sex marriage. She’s making fun of the picketers who wouldn’t have been able to print out their hate signs if it weren’t for the brilliance of Alan Turning, who died at the age of 41 due to persecution for being gay

Come Ask Me Stuff, Come The Fuck At Me Nerds

Have you ever:

1. Skipped class? 2. Done drugs? 3. Self harmed? 4. Drank? 5. Shoplifted? 6. Gotten a tattoo? 7. Broken up with someone?

What’s your favorite:

8. Show? 9. Movie? 10. Song? 11. Tumblr? 12. Singer/Band? 13. Memory? 14. Book?

This or that:

15. Invisibility or Ability to fly? 16. Cookies or Cake? 17. Twitter or Facebook? 18. Movies or Books? 19. Coke or Sprite? 20. Blind or Deaf? 21. Tea or Coffee?

What’s your:

22. Age? 23. Sign? 24. Height? 25. Sexual orientation? 26. Shoe size? 27. Religion? 28. Longest relationship?

Opinion on:

29. Gay rights? 30. Second chances? 31. Long distance relationships? 32. Abortion? 33. The death penalty? 34. Marijuana ? 35. Love?

Do you:

36. Believe in ghost? 37. Shower facing the shower head or turned away from it? 38. Sleep with the door opened or closed? 39. Love someone? 40. Still watch cartoons? 41. Have a boyfriend/girlfriend? 42. Like yourself?

Or make up your own!

The problem with having lesbian moms is you try to be super cool and cut all your hair off and buy a leather jacket and wear boots all the time and then you go to some event in your neighborhood and all these women three times your age start cooing “oh you look JUST like your mother when she was your age, my gosh what a blast from the past, oh I just love your hair”

And let me be very clear, okay: I’ve seen pictures of my mom when she was my age, and she looked cooler than I ever will. My mom had exactly my fashion sense except she was two point five degrees butcher and habitually took over government buildings. My other mom was about six degrees butcher than that, and SHE had a motorcycle. Both of them have been charged with felony arson. I’m the prep member of my family and there’s nothing I can do about it.

also how safe are “black market” hrt drugs lol asking for a friend

im sorry this is so fucking funny

(drops a ton of acid) i’m doing this because i’m trans

call that tripping balls

if you’re distressed about what’s going on in alabama, and you are not a resident of alabama or a neighboring state, might i suggest NOT publishing a single hot take on the issue and instead give some money to yellowhammer fund

other grassroots abortion funds in the south you can give money to or at the very least follow on social media

access reproductive care - southeast

arkansas abortion support network

blue ridge abortion fund (va)

carolina abortion fund

central florida women’s emergency fund

kentucky health justice network

knoxville abortion doula collective* (tn)

holler health justice (wv)

magnolia fund (ga)

mississippi reproductive freedom fund

new orleans abortion fund (la)

richmond reproductive freedom project (va)

sister reach (tn)

*not a fund, but does fundraise for specific clients when they cannot be fully funded or for travel, lodging etc

I AM 200% HERE FOR THIS

IT’S HEEEE-EEEERE!!!!!

This means

M E R C H