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real love is not like the poetry. it is not i love you spat down each other’s throats or finding a reason to live again because you found this one person. It is so much simpler than that. real love is telling them to go back to sleep because it is still early and you know they need it, even if you want them to be awake with you. It’s realizing it won’t always be easy but still choosing them every day and wanting to be the very best for them. that’s it, it’s not as deep as you think.

4am

“we’ll figure it out together” is my love language

— i wrote this at 3:37am and fell back asleep | 8.27

— my heart hurts at midnight | 9.7

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I love this. I’m all for these types of friendships but I think most ppl think anything intimate is too far but friends can do these things too

My brother does this with his guy friends 😌 it’s very real and this how it’s supposed to go

*me in my grave laughing cause nobody knows the r.i.p. on my tombstone stands for rugrats in paris*

my perfect date is with her. it doesn’t matter where we go or what we do. a perfect date is just being able to feel her hand in mine and getting to make her laugh

never knew human anatomy was this fucked

cow bones by gary larson

so no head?

SO NO HEAD? 😂

Shoutout to the person who promised me they’d never hurt me and ended up tearing my life apart

scar can like…. get it

You know he really is the full package…. giant hunk…. solid morals….. great character development…… cares about may…… giant symbolic ‘fuck you’ to the west…….. he really is The Man

arakawa had to make up for all those incels like mustang and kimblee and just create a 100% fully loaded chad… thank you queen

not to add an annoying ass comment but i really thought this post was abt scar from the lion king and i was like

Baby bird season is incoming and I’d like to remind everyone that birds do not have a significant sense of smell. Bird parents will not reject birdlets because you have handled them.

If you see smol birbs with few or no feathers on the ground, you can safely put them back into their nest, bird parents will still care for them.

If you see smol birbs with some or most feathers on the ground, please leave them there, as bird parents are probably nearby watching and feeding.

nakey bird = accidentally fell out, is cold and scared, put back in nest! if you can’t reach the nest, try to put it on a wide branch or fork so predators can’t get at it as easily.

scruffy feather bird = starting to try the fly thing, not very good at it. only put in nest/branch if predators abound, i.e. you have four outdoor cats and they’re licking their chops.

fluffy feather bird = smol fly guy! do nothing. can probably get away from predators and will flip its shit if you pick it up.

Reblogging this because I’d always heard the ‘Don’t touch a distressed bird its mom will reject it’ thing treated as fact before now, I didn’t realise it wasn’t true…

Spring is coming, time to reblog this again.

Anti vaxxers are the exact same as anti seatbelters and thats the fuckin tea folks

Think about it….y'all see how anti-seatbelters are like “oh seatbelts cause bruises in wrecks” its the exact same as “vaccines cause temporary pain and illness” like yeah they both sure do that but its cause theyre both preventing you from being literally dead

see honestly i am the easiest person to impress because literally no one has ever really bought me flowers or taken me dancing or on a picnic or any of that romantic junk and i would just melt at any of it