imagine if the oceans were replaced by forests and if you went into the forest the trees would get taller the deeper you went and there’d be thousands of undiscovered species and you could effectively walk across the ocean but the deeper you went, the darker it would be and the animals would get progressively scarier and more dangerous and instead of whales there’d be giant deer and just wow
radglawr
you have a beautiful imagination
Just when I thought I couldn’t be radicalized more, I learn the CEO of my “small” family company owns not two but THREE houses
Damn, you gonna do anything about it?
Hello user isuggestarson, I have not considered it, perhaps you have a suggestion?
The thing that bothers me about cyberpunk-themed smut is that it's always like "oh no, cyborg genitals", and every time it's just a scary-looking penis. If I was going to the trouble and expense of having my junk replaced with heavy machinery, I wouldn't settle for what God intended, all right? I'm talking about robotic appendages which enable modalities of intercourse heretofore unknown to science. You know? Members which by their very existence perturb the ontology of fucking.
In the bedroom confused and frustrated: "I think I might be colourblind"
My robot partner: "It's okay, we can try something else"
Me, crying and cussing trying to give my robot partner a handjob, with a video tutorial entitled "How to solve a rubik's cube" pulled up on my phone:
the devil works hard but ao3 writers work harder
Y'all need to seek help. Absolutely no decorum.
*hehe I will be reading*
lovin the dichotomy here
anyway tumblr número 1 campeão do mundo staff stop changing the mobile layout and get rid of tumblr live
for the redditors coming here, this is how we spread news of important events in the world, with a Destiel meme
my stepdad is waging war against a raccoon and his cat, Sinatra, is consistently the only casualty
Poor lil Sinatra
imagine if doorways grew back like scabbed over with fresh drywall and you had to keep carving them back out with a jabsaw to keep the doorway clear etc
Imagine if the membranes recoiled in pain every time you did this. Imagine if over time, some doorways became accustomed sensation. Imagine that very rarely, some even seemed to enjoy it.
*sleepover host voice* imagine if you two went to sleep
not to start beef with western atheists but wow they really will say stuff like “i hate all religions equally” and then say some of the most anti-semitic, islamophobic, orientalist, and bigoted statements you’ve ever heard in your life
i took a quick scroll through the atheist tag on here the other day and within a few minutes had seen the following:
- conspiracy theories about “the jews” controlling the world and governments
- claims that islam, judaism, and christianity are abusive for teaching doctrines of original sin (neither judaism or islam teach this, it’s uniquely christian. islam teaches the opposite actually.)
- western feminist critique of the entire global south???
- slurs galore
- steaming hot sides of orientalist rhetoric
- rampant racism in critiques of islam and the peoples and cultures who practice it
- language like “barbaric”, “backward”, and “uncivilized” used to describe non-western cultures and religions
- multiple references to the ‘great replacement theory’
- many blogs speaking for or over the jewish community on issues that don’t concern them
- many blogs saying muslim countries “deserved” to be invaded and bombed
a lot of this was outright hate or people trolling and trying to start drama, but an equally worrying amount seemed to be from people who may have shed a christian identity but still subconsciously see the world through the worldview they were raised with, along with bigotry and prejudice they have yet to take the time to unlearn
This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed
satanblessitt
There is no way this is a porno
This is the best porno there has ever been.
The way he says “HEY WHAT THE FUCK” shaped me as a person
It’s been over a decade, and I still think “I’m a lemon stealing whore” to myself every time I take fruit off a lemon tree.
Which isn’t often, but it’s often enough.
“There are reports that, even when the facts about conception and birth were made known to primitive peoples, they refused to accept them as true. Some were inclined to view the information as a defect in the intelligence of the white man. Malinowski relates how the Trobrianders went to great pains to explain to him that sexual intercourse had nothing to do with the birth of a child.
Their attitude to their own children also bears witness to their ignorance of any causal relation between congress and the ensuing pregnancy. A man whose wife has conceived during his absence will cheerfully accept the fact and the child, and he will see no reason at all for suspecting her of adultery. One of my informants told me that after over a year's absence he returned to find a newly born child at home. He volunteered this statement as an illustration and final proof of the truth that sexual intercourse has nothing to do with conception. . . .
My friend Layseta, a great sailor and magician of Sinaketa, spent a long time in his later youth in the Amphlett Islands. On his return he found two children, borne by his wife during his absence. He is very fond of them and of his wife; and when I discussed the matter with others, suggesting that one at least of these children could not be his, my interlocutors did not understand what I meant. (Sexual Life of Savages, pp. 193-94)
Frazer points out that the biological facts of life we take for granted could not have been known to primitive peoples. While the part played by the mother in the birth process is obvious, he wrote, how could people in the prescientific era "perceive that the child which comes forth from the womb is the fruit of the seed which was sowed there nine months before?" (Totemism and Exogamy, vol. IV, pp. 61-62).
Margaret Mead makes the even more important point that to the primitive mind children were not the fruit of a momentary act of sexual congress but of years of patient nurture and care:
The Arapesh have no idea that after the initial act which establishes physiological paternity, the father can go away and return nine months later to find his wife safely delivered of a child. Such a form of parenthood they would consider impossible, and furthermore, repellent. For the child is not the product of a moment's passion, but is made by both father and mother, carefully, over time. (Sex and Temperament in Three Primitive Societies, p. 31)
Mead here puts a finger on the most essential characteristic that made the husband the father of a woman's child, namely, that he now had the right to assist his wife in the care and protection of her child. From this standpoint, a new "male mother" makes his appearance in history—the "husband-mother"—as against the former male mother, the mother's brother. Thus fatherhood as a social institution did not begin on the basis of sexual intercourse between a man and woman but as a set of maternal functions performed by the man for his wife's child.”
-Evelyn Reed, Woman’s Evolution: From Matriarchal Clan to Patriarchal Family
A culture: *doesn't subscribe to european ideas about exclusive monogamy* *thinks participation in parenting, not genetics, is most important to parenthood*
European anthropologists: clearly, they must not know about the causal link between babies and sex
Wait LOL op is a "female separatist" terf
This whole "girls kissing girls" thing sounds very cool in concept but I'm not sure if I believe it. Maybe.... if I got to experience it for myself....
Playing blind man's buff with athletes
English added by me :)
the tags are fantastic
what is your most controversial video game hot take? 🎮🎮🎮
The pursuit for photorealism in games is a fruitless endeavor that only results in bloated file sizes that take too much space
tricotmalewife
mario is a woman and just really butch