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Queerbit

@queerbit

He/him | least gay 196 migrant | bisexual and bi-myself | please send me silly messages (I am in desperate need of attention) | :3 | 18

it ok to not be ready

Please spread this shit like wildfire. People go on and sit through the whole experience and they’re uncomfortable because they just want to please their partner and they don’t tell them that they want to stop because they are not ready. It’s okay not to be ready. 

notice here that consent is revoked without ever saying no and consent goes so far beyond yes/no!!!!!!

It is ok to say no

I didn’t see this posted here yet and thought it would be helpful. Stay safe out there sisters!

It’s sad that people have to know these things to keep themselves safe. But considering it’s a thing that happens it’s better to know about it.

I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and 

uh

yeah

Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

So i tried it both ways and uh

i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?

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this made me laugh really hard….

and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed

but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated 

So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE! 

Its not science unless you write it down so 

First method:

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Well done, i guess…

Second:

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I fucked up

Girls… how?

I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY

I FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!

It’s all in the way that girl/boys shirts are made.

Girls shirts have less armpit room then boy’s do and are generally shorter so pulling it off over your head is more practical because by lifting your arms all the way up you make enough room for the sleeves to just slip off.

Boys shirts have more room and are generally longer so it is easy to slip them off over your head.

but if you take a girls shirt off like a boys shirt you will get your arms caught because there isn’t much armpit space.

and if you take a boys shirt off like a girls shit you will still have your head in it when you’ve lifted your arms all the way up because of the shirt’s length.

It has nothing to do with us. It is entirely to do with how our shirts are made. I figured it out for you. YOU’RE WELCOME!

bless you

look what is back on my dash. Jesus.

This came back but with ACTUAL SCIENCE you are the saviour of our generation

I have no words

I seriously just needed this

This deserves the 1 million+ notes it has.

Literally tumblr broke from sll the science

OK, there’s a lot of people who’ve seen way more stuff on here than I have, but that is NOT a normal glitched gif…

wait wHat i got it too

Y’all I can do it both ways really easily, and actually do the “girl” way more even though I wear guys shirts so idk

WHAT WAS THE THIRD GIF? I GOT THE GLITCH? (TUMBLR LET ME SAVE THE GLITCH?)

TUMBLR WTF?

Sometimes I wonder about this website.

world heritage post

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ok.

till deactivation do us part

im so sad this is from a deactivated blog i feel like i just found a heartfelt message in an old locket at a garage sale

they keep calling Oppenheimer a theoretical physicist but there's enough historical evidence for his existence that they should probably just admit he's real

I feel like he’s also quite a bit more famous for his experimental physics

i love adding explosions mid sentence. like i could be in the middle of rambling about something or i could be attempting to be funny and then i'll j💥

thank you. please dont do this to me

what is your problem

HELLO ????????

oh damn a moot of mine getting reblogged by THE catgirl

Funny how it wasn't me to have an explosion based post blow up

IM GOING TO EXPLODE IRL WHY DID IT REBLOG THIS

maybe you're the one I should explode for stealing my schtick

my apologies i didnt mean to do that to you

what do you have to say in your defence slushi before I explode you slushi?

um. i

fuck, I can't just explode a mutual like this.

You're off the hook

...for now. But beware, next time you won't be so lucky

hell y💥

BETRAYAL

Anonymous asked:

doot doot

No way

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projects

pros of finishing project:

  • finished
  • learned stuff

cons of finishing project:

  • finished
  • need new distraction

free my girl she did all of that + i helped her

no one’s tagged this with the right character yet because this was about my mum getting annoyed with the dog for leaving an ice cube on her bed to melt after i gave some to her As A Little Treat.