hey
happy birthday to large boulder size of a small boulder
the shitstains at youtube memoryhole’d propane genesis evangelion but I had already downloaded it because I know youtube is full of absolute cunts so here it is
preserving this here bc op turned off reblogs
& the thrilling sequel
This is honest to god the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life
This 1️⃣ goes out to all the horny 💏 couples out there who are thinking 🤔 of getting rowdy 🔞 this 💌Valentines💮 day evening: 👍 👎DO ❌️ NOT👍 👎 If you do your child 🧒 will be born 👏 a ♏SCORPIO♏ Now, why ❓️ don’t ❌️ we like Scorpio's♏? For starters, “Scorpio” has 7️⃣ letters 🔠. 7️⃣ letters 🔠: 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins ✝️ 🙅♀ Now, what are the 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins? Wrath, Sloth, Gluttony, Envy 👏👏 Envy is associated with the color GREEN 💚 What else is green 💚? Marijuana. Just 1️⃣ more pothead in the world 🗺️. LAME. Now where is pot 🍲 legal? Canada 🇨🇦, Washington, Colorado, Oregon, Alaska, airplane ✈️ bathrooms if the pilot’s 👨✈️ chill. And where can 🥫 planes ✈️ take you? California 🕶. And what’s on California’s state flag 🚩? A BEAR 🐻. Your child 🧒. Is gay 👨❤️👨.
The execution is like slam poetry but the content is clearly a shitpost and that’s def the most powerful combination I’ve encountered in a while
[Transcript: a young woman with long blonde hair is speaking directly into the camera.
“I’m gonna tell you guys something that honestly changed my life for good. So if you’re in college, and live in a dorm or an apartment, there’s a good change that a lot of people living in your dorm or apartment have an Alexa. And if you go into the hallway and yell loud enough… I’ll just show you the rest.”
The girl is now standing in a dorm hallway. She yells at the top of her lungs:
“Alexa! Play Fireflies!”
There is a moment of quiet where several Alexas responding can be faintly heard. After a few seconds, Fireflies by Owl City begins to play loudly, followed a few seconds later by another starting up, then another, then another as the woman begins to walk down the hall, smiling and laughing, to a growing cacophony of Fireflies by Owl City.
End transcript.]
Pop my pussy most divine
I've had enough of this website.
Oh so you can post this,
but we’re not allowed to post Jesus popping his Chrussy on the Cross, I see how it is
Incan,t get covid because im basically immune basically from this mud i drank
nice try motherfucker im 5'3
fuck this gay earth
thanks man
You know who else trapped a bunch of comedians in a room and they all tried to run their bit at everyone else at the same time?
no I do not muscle man lay it the fuck on me brother. Who else did this
MY MOM
AUGH!!! aahhh OW
got fired via a text from my boss who i’ve never digitally communicated with and because it was an unknown number sending a mysterious link with no context (turned out to be security camera footage of me taking 1 can of cheap beer) i assumed it was spam and my immediate response was
wh. wha t was the gangnam style baby an ad for
I went to the trouble of downloading this so you wouldnt get spoiled by the youtube video title
Customer: HAVE UNWAVERING FAITH (4) RESPECT THE DAY DMV: WHO FARTED Verdict: DENIED
have unwavering faith 4 respect the day friday
Found this incredible review for a maid outfit on Amazon yesterday
videos like this (where you focus on two things at once) have got to be damaging peoples attention span, right? like my brain gets through videos easier now when there's some sort of thing like this under the video.
i love me mama and me papa! ohohooo! how i love to play harmless goofs and gaffs and tricks with my silly jokester family!
what did i do wrong :’( i just wanted to have fun
i am so sorry sweet little trickster. why are people so fucking violent towards silly little guys.














