all-time fave example of ‘gal pals’

 wikipedia’s sappho page:

Lucky Blue Smith (via)

Hebrews: how are we gonna get across this sea wtf

Moses:

*brushes teeth* *spits out toothpaste* *sees blood in the sink* *looks up into mirror* “what am I?”

*dentist punches down door* “it’s becAUSE YOU DON’T fuckIN F L O S S”

All men benefit from women’s reinforced fear of being hurt for saying no.

read it again and again

Understand that this applies even to non-sexual situations. Women are more likely to be asked for favors from coworkers. Regular “can you file this for me” / “can you cover my shift” / “can you finish up this paperwork” workplace favors. Men are less likely to return those favors. Women are more likely to be seen as “difficult to work with” if they refuse to do favors when requested. Being viewed as ungenerous has negative social and professional consequences.

So yes, even gay men benefit. All men benefit from women’s reinforced fear of being hurt, not just physically, but also socially and professionally, for saying no to anything at all.

Re: above; just in case it looks like I’m just pulling facts out of my ass, here are my sources:

http://blogs.wsj.com/atwork/2013/10/29/women-work-and-the-girl-scout-tax/

http://thinkprogress.org/economy/2013/10/30/2858091/women-workers-favors/

http://www.slate.com/blogs/moneybox/2013/01/06/women_do_favors_more_than_men.html

http://www.opposingviews.com/i/society/men-are-less-likely-be-asked-favors-workplace-get-more-appreciation-helping

like, amber rose’s ex isn’t even fly anymore. he dresses like the boy who listens to breaking benjamin and sets his cat’s whiskers on fire now. i am not buying into this “i’m so rich i have to look poor and tacky” bullshit anymore. 

honestly which one cus this applies to both

White privilege

Forty-six million white adults today can trace the origins of their family wealth to the Homestead Act of 1862. This bill gave away valuable acres of land for free to white families, but expressly precluded participation by Blacks.

“how do I have privilege?”

Holy FUCK

Additional reminder that the land that was being given away was ‘made available’ through forced relocation and genocide.

EMMA STONE AND ANDREW GARFIELD BROKE UP AND IN OTHER NEWS GOD IS DEAD AND THE EARTH IS A FIRE HELLISH NIGHTMARE 

Shoes at Dolce & Gabbana Fall 2013.

Artist Steve Spazuk Paints with Fire [VIDEO]

i am not saying i am a gold digger. .. .. but i am saying that if a person wealthier than i am wanted to shower me in money and gifts and fancy trips i would absolutely dig that 

“Long Game” by Loading Artist

dont be a fucking music snob holy crap some people like the beatles others like nicki minaj like shut the fuck up theyre just different types of noises ur not superior for liking one and not the other

nicki minaj > the beatles

Video

because babies don’t have object permanence, that baby believes those balls are being destroyed from existence and created before his very eyes. if you thought that too, you’d likely have a similar reaction

lol what an idiot

Cards Against Humanity’s booth at Pax was literally made of cardboard. They were also handing out free condoms to promote their new game “Clusterfuck”. Which is a game about having sex with your friends.

Cards Against Humanity is one of the most satirical existential commentary on the human concept of comedy I’ve ever seen

Personality:I DON’T GIVE A FUCK

Anxiety: I do

alternately, often at the exact same time -

Depression: i don’t give a fuck about anything. i don’t have the energy to give a fuck about anything. nothing matters.

Anxiety: everything matters everythign matters RIGHT THIS SECOND i give a fuck about EVERYTHING you have to fix EVERYTHING or you are going to DIE.

onefitmama 

Goals!

fucking epic

Lmao the way he sits back down

😂😂😂 THIS IS AMAZING

I’m tryin to be on this level!!!!

HA!

YAS BISH