I'm a big fan of Elephant Trunk Snakes they look like a seal was turned into a snake as a punishment by a genie
hey man youve been taking a while putting your change back in your wallet and i just wanted to let you know we are kicking you out of the grocwery sytore forever. goodbye
I’ve never been afraid of the ocean.
(Based on a dream I had about a creature that survives by connecting to undersea internet cables. Happy Halloween!!)
"Waaaah flamigo is literally just a flamingo it's not a pokemon"
I think y'all ought to accept that "literally just some animal" is a well established genre of pokemon by now
I'm just gonna put these here.
i hope guillermo will feel himself sexier at some point because bitch i want to see this vibes of him so bad 🥵 🥵 🥵
im trying to watch my life flash before my eyes but some idiot sitting in front of me is blocking the view with his big fat head
nooo my mutual is better than that. it was sinply op's corrupting influence that made them reblog that
wierd little girls who grow up to be weird trans men, and weird little boys who grow up to be weird trans women, and weird little kids who grow up to be weird nonbinary adults
the most “cocomelon shit” i’ve ever experienced in my life was the time i was in calculus II and some girl in front of me was googling "assorted animals" and scrolling through pictures of clipart pigs and horses and shit on her laptop completely focused like it was her tax form
I dropped my phone in the shower and the water opened up instagram and changed my fucking PRONOUNS?????
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My favorite part of The Barbie Movie is when she said "its Barbin' time" and then she Barbed all over those guys
i often think about that deep diving expedition where a toad was caught on camera at the bottom of loch ness
i wonder how he’s doing