Prosecutor: The hit was originally put out by Ayatollah Khomeini, with the state of Iran actually raising more money to add to the bounty over the years-
Defence attorney: Perhaps so, but have you considered that God in His infinite wisdom created the banana with its own biodegradable wrapper? Checkmate, atheists.
This gets so much funnier when you know that wild bananas had seeds in them. Human cultivation is why the bananas in your supermarket don’t.
This was offered as a counterargument at the time, but dealing as it does with selective breeding and documented facts it was never going to be received particularly well by the creationist crowd. Another popular response was to hold up the pineapple - actively hostile to being eaten, and purportedly acidic enough to be quite dangerous if you eat too much - as ‘the theist’s nightmare’.
hostile and dangerous fruit are perfectly biblical
This is a very good point! Unfortunately, invoking actual biblical canon when talking about religion automatically makes you a neckbearded cringe soyboy beardman bugman incel redditor euphoric gay marxist fedora shrek. Sorry mate, I don’t make the rules.



























