bruh

sometimes when i’m cooking i adjust the heat a little but for no discernible reason. just because it matches the vibes to do so

What are all these people doing in my SPOT

Easier than submitting a bug report

behind every girlboss is another, bigger girlboss

they call this a pyramid scheme i think

I think they prefer the term mlm

i think you're thinking of wlw

Wulti level warketing scheme

good work, gals

look inside yourself. what do you see. you should at least have a few lungs

a few

give or take

losing my mind at the way she hides her face

I know that cycling is fun and good for you and all but goddamn nothing is more frustrating than getting stuck behind squadrons of cyclists on winding rural roads with no way to pass them for miles. Please... some of us live here... we have to get to work...

Even as another cyclist, fuck those guys

It’s fine when it’s just 1 to 3 cyclists ‘cause they’ll usually pull over if they see I’m stuck behind them. It’s when they start shoaling that they become a problem.

I drive a car to work. If I were on a bike I doubt it would be a problem.

A a car, if only they had something that can make a noise.....

Honking a horn doesn’t mean anything in the USA. It just means “I’m mad as hell” and no one cares or gets out of your way.

Imagine being famous celebrity Kamilah al Jamil, dying and going to the afterlife, walking into the office of the Architect(s) of your entire afterlife experience, and seeing a framed photo of your long-dead, way less successful sister in said Architect’s office because she and her rando friends reformed the entire afterlife system and are directly responsible for you and everyone else not being tortured by chainsaw bears forever.  How do you even react to that?

Kamilah: *wakes up in the afterlife*

Literally everyone: oh wow, aren’t you Tahani’s sister???

Sorry, I could never be a capitalist, I suffer from “wanting humans to have their basic needs met” disorder, where I care about people who aren’t me.

Someone once asked me if, assuming we got universal healthcare, I would be okay with the rise in “healthcare tourism” where people who are sick come to our country to get their medical bills taken care of and life-saving medical treatment cheaper than in their home countries. I was just like, yeah thats fine, I’d actually prefer it if 0 people died from preventable causes kept behind a paywall for no reason.

“even the addicts?” yeah dude did i fucking stutter

i'm watching howl's moving castle and i've decided on a new maslow's hierarchy of needs

I have an alternative I would like to humbly submit for consideration:

only two genders

This is Calcifer erasure. What if I want to eat while merrily crackling away in my cozy fireplace?

three genders

What Is Love

Baby Don’t Hurd Me

Snow Boar