So I asked my Tumblr friends and mutuals "if I were to be arrested, what would I be arrested for?"
AND Y'ALL ARE OUT HERE THINKING I'M DOING EVERY CRIME IN THE BOOK GAWD DAMN!
From @deviantaj : Public indecency, theft and blackmail. She actually got one right tho
From @gumballrightfoots : public intercourse, stealing animals, poisoning someone, freeing animals at the zoo, public nudity and being racist to blacks. Gum go jump off a bridge for me...
From @maemarse : Robbery tf am I robbing? the bank of your heart probably
From @ilikerocksalot : Breaking and entering.
Why tho? Why am I breaking and entering for???
From @cupid-moon : Robbery.
Why do y'all think I'm stealing shit?!
From @peraltuki : False accusations/claims, Conspiring and lying against the greater good. Gaslighting and attempt to corrupt other people.
Step outside rq we bout to fight
From @echoing-dreamzzz : crimes against British people.
Caly you know you're my little cherub right? Also srry rubes
From @itsrubesshawty : Arson, harassing me, Britishphobic and stealing.
Why is stealing most of your answers?!?
From @queer-and-utter-chaos : his original answer was Attempting to steal people’s pets. But they changed it to arson...
I'm speechless at this point...
From @capitalisticveins : Terrorism.
This one checks out
From @annahhopee : Aggravated assault.
This one also checks out
Anyways, I noticed 2 things
1. There was a lot of y'all answered theft, stealing and robbery which is interesting....
And
2. I'm pretty sure most of y'all answers was because I'm black/j
Bonus, my FATHER: burglary and scamming.
Damn pops😞 that's cold...
Listen, I’m tired and those were the first things I thought of
Mom tell me to do something productive please
Depends on what you need productive of sweetheart.
Like today I was able to untangle the dogs runner, I went to Walmart for one thing and only got one thing, I did some yard work.
Why not start off with soemthing small? How about write on a piece of paper about soemthing you love
I went to the grocery store, went with my mom to the car wash and dealership to get the oil in her car changed but I’m not doing anything right now and it’s odd since I’ve been busy lately
Then do soemthing small? Maybe start a story?
I was gonna make lemon bars
Mom tell me to do something productive please
Depends on what you need productive of sweetheart.
Like today I was able to untangle the dogs runner, I went to Walmart for one thing and only got one thing, I did some yard work.
Why not start off with soemthing small? How about write on a piece of paper about soemthing you love
I went to the grocery store, went with my mom to the car wash and dealership to get the oil in her car changed but I’m not doing anything right now and it’s odd since I’ve been busy lately
This just screams you for some reason and bonus:
i would love to br s tavconn
i is swaggssss
youre very seaggs too
Very relatable raccoon
im yawning mad aggressively
Gummmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyy
drewwwwwwwwwewwwwww you queeeeeerrrr
So are youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
I’ve been left unattended. I wish to cause chaos.
killing spree rn i got two people at the top of my list
Gummy I’m not sure Em would be pleased if I went on a killing spree
but you were left unattended im sure its not your fault after
I will be look out, you can go on a killing spree
Gummmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyy
drewwwwwwwwwewwwwww you queeeeeerrrr
So are youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
I’ve been left unattended. I wish to cause chaos.
killing spree rn i got two people at the top of my list
Gummy I’m not sure Em would be pleased if I went on a killing spree
Gummmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyy
drewwwwwwwwwewwwwww you queeeeeerrrr
So are youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
I’ve been left unattended. I wish to cause chaos.
Jason: I accidentally poisoned one of our drinks, but I don’t remember which one
Dick: EXCUSE ME-
Damian: With the way this gala’s going, I hope it’s mine
Tim: *chugs his drink*
Bruce: *quickly takes Y/N’s drink before she can do the same*
Y/N: Aw man :(
@queer-and-utter-chaos Bruce with Imogene because she’s convinced human things can’t kill her 😂
😂 Scottie just looks at his father-in-law like “wtf she’s a child?!” And chugs all the drinks cause it won’t do anything
Creep Alert - Teen Wolf Preference
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Because someone has made me very uncomfortable at weekly pinball and I would like to take Theo.
Stiles: Okay he's not always the most observant person around, he will be talking to himself trying to figure something out or keep walking not realizing someone else has come up and gone all up in your space. When he turns about and you are visibly uncomfortable he RUNS back, trip/sliding between you and the guy pushing his hand off. Might have yelled "CREEP ALERT" on his way over, mile a minute talking asking if you're okay, did they do anything? name drops that he is the son of the sheriff and can get that guy written up for harassment. "Do you want to file a report on him? I'll call dad right now. Don't you go anywhere, we're not done here- PARRISH!" Spots a squad car and shouts over (it was not Parrish) and it becomes mess. But it certainly did the job.
Scott: Good of heart, dumb of ass. Despite his wolf instinct telling him to destroy the threat, he comes over the moment your scent turns distressed. He comes up right next to you with a comforting hand on your arm and inserts himself into the conversation. Genuinely not realizing this guy's intentions or what's going on besides you're uncomfortable and asks what's going on. Usually he's enough to diffuse the situation, but if someone's persistent he'll instead have you both leave.
Lydia: Has been in this kind of scenario too many times that she sees it coming across the room before anyone talks to you. She's learned exactly how to handle herself, either sweetly or with words that cut. Or if she had a 'big, strong, man' to handle it for her. Lydia's at your side immediately, telling them you're not interested and how far she'll shove her heel up their ass.
Liam: Sure, mess with the S/O of the werewolf kid with IED, that's a good idea. He doesn't usually stray far from your side but a few steps away was enough for someone to take his spot and feel a little too comfortable getting in your space and questioning you. His gaze shoots to you as discomfort sours your scent. He speeds over, eyes flashing gold and getting right in their face with you behind him. Not afraid to get physical if they want to keep it up.
Also if it's Brett coming to flirt with you, either because he's a slut or just to try and piss Liam off and you really are uncomfortable with his advances, all bets are off. Claws are out and he wants blood, it's a whole scene.
Isaac: At first it's a little harder for Isaac to come to your rescue, even though he's a werewolf now he's not used to the kind of confidence of doing something like this. You were always the one to try and protect him, and never faulted him when he didn't come to your defense, just trying to make sure you were okay after.
But now he's a werewolf, he can do better. He stronger. Intimidating. Despite everything, he still had to psych himself up walking over to you, who is obviously uncomfortable. He's not sure how to insert himself, but he is quite noticeable and doesn't have to do much. Being so much taller (and chest puffed) than your pest, they take the smart move to leave. Visibly deflate and swallows after that interaction and asks if you're okay. Gets bashful when you call him your knight.
Malia: No filter and very brash. People have thought of messing with her but the energy she gives off and feral look in her eye is almost always enough to deter them first. You though, are not so lucky. Already very standoffish, once she sense someone is making you uncomfortable she is staring them down and growling, barely keeping her claws in even as they leave.
Derek: He normally is overprotective of you, usually you just roll your eyes at his worries. But you certainly feel safe with a scowling sourwolf beside you. Until he's gone a few minutes too long and someone thinks that's their chance.
When he sees someone crowding in on you he's speeding right through the crowd and shoving them backwards hard enough to make them stumble and once they're thoroughly scared shitless by his hardened stare to flee, he's trying to get you to leave grumbling how "we never should have come here anyway."
@queer-and-utter-chaos bee quoting “good of heart; dumb of ass” 🤣🤣
Awww yes. While taking about Scott and Isaac
A gremlin in his natural habitat
He's so goblin💛💛💛💛
He’s best boy
Truly the bestest boy
He doesn’t play with the toys, he plays with the dog beds
I can’t find the video of him doing it so have him chilling on my back/shoulders while I was kneeling on the floor
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Serotonin boost+
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Him sitting on my shoulder like it’s a chair
Him and my other best boy in matching hoodies
Matching hoodies!!!!
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They looked like dinos too
Awwwwe!
Here!
My dog laying on my legs
And my dog getting stuck under the couch
He's too big and couldn't get out so I had to lift the couch up so he could escape
Church being a weirdo whilst I get kisses
Awwwwww he’s adorable
A gremlin in his natural habitat
He's so goblin💛💛💛💛
He’s best boy
Truly the bestest boy
He doesn’t play with the toys, he plays with the dog beds
I can’t find the video of him doing it so have him chilling on my back/shoulders while I was kneeling on the floor
+ + +
+
+ +
Serotonin boost+
+ +
+ + +
+ + +
Him sitting on my shoulder like it’s a chair
Him and my other best boy in matching hoodies
Matching hoodies!!!!
+++++++++++
They looked like dinos too
A gremlin in his natural habitat
He's so goblin💛💛💛💛
He’s best boy
Truly the bestest boy
He doesn’t play with the toys, he plays with the dog beds
I can’t find the video of him doing it so have him chilling on my back/shoulders while I was kneeling on the floor
+ + +
+
+ +
Serotonin boost+
+ +
+ + +
+ + +
Him sitting on my shoulder like it’s a chair
Him and my other best boy in matching hoodies
you don't bite but this cutie sure as hell does
Omg 🥺 i will gladly be a bite victim of the precious cutie



