WHICH ONE OF YOU SPENT ACTUAL AMERICAN MONEY ON THIS
Dear god. please make all superyachts explode tomorrow. amen.
Fave thing about this post is that nobody who’s reblogged it so far has made any comment. we’re all just sharing in the sentiment. peace and love on planet earth
*goes back up to read my own url* yeah okay this is funny
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friendship can be so fleeting no wonder humans are so scared to be vulnerable . what do you mean we put our hearts and souls into people only for something as simple as time to rob our bonds … what do you mean some friendships just aren't meant to last forever?? that sometimes we outgrow people we once knew better than the lines on our palms?? when the version of them we have in our heads becomes outdated, when it means nothing that we know exactly how they take their coffee and why they don't talk about their brother. that today I mean the world to somebody who might only think of me on my birthday in a years time. what an open fucking wound.
do care + did ask + im hugging you + im hugging you + im hugging you + im hugging you + im hugging you
Reblog to hug your mutuals
Ok but I love that in botw Link was alone, like very alone in a big world full of ruins and dwindling societies. And NOW in totk it's shown that he won't be alone at all, he's got the new champions and all the people he's met on his journey have got his back too. That's just so wholesome to me. It's very literally everyone going "you helped us and saved Hyrule, now it's our turn to help you". I'm in tears.
(milosz-longing)
At least I don't have a tumblr
Kids are funny.
I just had a random memory of a friends’ kid when she was about six or seven, when she cornered a couple of us at a get-together and says “wanna know what my dad had for lunch?”
We figured this was, while unusual, a pretty straight-forward conversation starter. “Sure”, we said.
We were NOT prepared. She went on this EPIC storytelling monologue about the restaurant and Italy and the art on the walls and some dramatic story she made up ABOUT the art on the walls. We were enraptured. No idea what was going on but by god we were hooked. At no point does she mention food.
The next week, similar get-together with the same people. Same friend I’m talking to. Same child walks up. “Wanna know what my dad had for lunch?”
But NOW we’re prepared, we’re excited. We’re about to hear some SHIT. We grin in anticipation. “Sure!”
“A salad.”
She walks off, seemingly unaware she just set up the funniest fucking week-long joke my friend and I had ever heard
Glass Onion + Text Posts (part 1)
okay tumblr’s exclusion from the twitter social media ban list is hilarious but genuinely we do not belong on there. if a real human person asks “where can i find you on social media” and your choice is a swift death or revealing your tumblr, most of us would simply expire. half of y’all change urls every week like you’re in witness protection. just imagine for one second attaching your wholeass government name to your latest two am clownposting and tell me that didn’t send a cold chill down your spine. the only place i ever want to see the words “connect with me on tumblr!” is on the ao3 profile of an author i’m actively stalking. anyone in the world can follow me except anyone i personally know. antisocial media.
yo this is so accurate it’s hilarious.
if we know each other irl, ya’ll can add me on social media. but my tumblr? nope. nope.
god some of you are just so weird about having content on this site
"justify"?! babes it's a bullshit internet scrapbook not a fucking phd thesis
modogoblin
notajerusalemcricket
Love these notes
Hero of the Wild, A Goose - Drawing the Master Sword
This Goose is now the True King of Britain
titled goose game
The amount of work put into these Marvel animatics is pretty nuts.
JEBUS
SOME OF THESE AREN’T EVEN ANIMATICS THEY’RE FREAKING PENCIL TESTS
bluandorange
These kinds of ‘boards’ to stage movies are getting more and more popular and can I just
say how frightening that is I mean look at all the work these take??? How fucking GREAT these are??? SERIOUSLY this is what I’m gonna have to compete with????????
joannaestep
holy smokes
And we kept being told that live action boards don’t need to be as detailed as animation ones.
Bullcrap.
(sobbing)