Queen of Insanity

Reblog to give an ancient spirit lurking in your room a nice hot bowl of soup

Get that soup

XDDD

Those videos are the best! You get to watch a movie as well as judge every single scene.

Parents trying to give all of their children love and attentions:

peter parker in the 2002 movie is fuckin…. incredible. he gets bitten by a fuckin jacked red blue spider and he doesnt say “hey someone should take me to the hospital mayhaps?” he just goes home. then the bite swells to the size of a fuckin jawbreaker but he’s like “nah i just need a nap.” then he wakes up the next day and discovers that he DOESN’T NEED HIS GLASSES ANYMORE and he has a fuckin six pack. does he flip his entire Fuck? no. he says, “cool.” iconic.

2002 peter parker had no health insurance

XDDD

That was pretty iconic. Although we got a few minutes of him checking himself out and trying to make eye contact with the girl he likes who lives next door.

i still can’t believe renaissance fairs are real

it’s like anime expo for fans of the black plague

have you ever actually been to one or are you just basing this on that episode of family guy

the implication that i’ve ever seen an episode of family guy in my life is worse than all the medieval insults that have been thrown at me so far

I have been to a renaissance fair and it. Is. AWESOME! You get to dress up in the clothes, see different shows, and adults get to drink. If you like renaissance/medieval/dark ages type stuff, you'll like the fair.

took a “what is it about me that turns people on” and i weirdly felt a kick of confidence from my result:

im happy to know theres a part of me that can actually turn someone on 😂

here’s the link if you guys want to try it!

share your results too please~

mine’s my kind and caring personality

i didnt think people would be turned on by me being kind??? kinda weird but im happy about this cause if it says my “looks” then its a huge lie

My gorgeous sculpted legs, my sense of humor and my earlobes are keeping the guys interested 😆

I got sense of humor. Better than getting looks because I swear I don’t have any of that

I got the legs too. I’m not surprised. I’ve been told hot hot leg, legs for days, all that jazz. I have really long legs.

I’ve got my eyes too, people often tell me that I’ve got pretty eyes, but I didn’t know (and I’m not so sure) that they can turn people on 👀👀👀

my sense of humor turns people on🤔 seems kiiinda legit?? I mean, I would say I’m pretty good at making people laugh I wouldn’t say that turns them on tho but okay😂

I got lips I’ve been told I have nice lips!

Sense of humor….i think its talking about the punsmagedon I caused

I got sculpted legs...

How? What legs? I'm short so my legs are not that long nor are they that sculpted despite doing karate. I also have never heard a car crash or thought someone was honking at me because of any of my features. I don't believe this quiz.

video proof that every creature is dogs

I love deep diving vids cause at least some of these animals have never seen a human before and they all so gagged.

Crabs be like, "It's alive. Can't eat."

Sure wish I was seeing this one circulating more than the other ones without the information literacy component.

So here I am, circulating it.

Maybe we should circulate this one around so people can be informed.

Nope, cat. Nice try.

My friend: Okay but what is your ideal female cast 

me: fat/chubby women with different bodytypes

2020 is the year we are going to draw fat ladies with different body types besides hourglass figure. We have to expand our body diversity in fat characters as well

Did you mean big boned?

Now this is just iconic advice

Us shorties are just intimidated by tall people. Especially those who like to wear heels. We feel like little shrimp to you guys.

“The unthe unthe uthe unhe un”

Haha! Now you see how special it is?

gen z culture is calling people pet names till you remember their actual names

This reminds me of The Kiss Bet. Hahaha!

Way too funny not to share

Hahaha! Instant reshare.

One of the best movies ever!

Me: Catholicism is part of Christianity. Christianity is a religion, not an ethnicity.

Also me: Knows people say these things to get the point across that "no, they are not interested."

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ugly little man

DO NOT CALL HIM UGLY

BABY BOY

good and cute

I loved how pure this was. The man was even like, "Why is he so friendly?"

Also: That moment when you find a baby bat on your boot