Reblog if you fucking hate cancer

Legitness!!

i enjoy how they didnt over sexualize their prince costumes. like esp with jasmine. she couldve totally been in aladdin’s vest, but nope. fully clothed. thanks. 

laughing because Mulan looks the same

things i loved more then i expected, this

this is honestly one of my favorite posts ever

Meanwhile the Princes:

Everytime I see that last pic I lose it when I see Eric. It’s just so perfect.

@levicorpusbitch

the beast be like: ._.

can someone tell me what's up with my minecraft? is this a new update or something?

some of my gender shirts for pride month

I love that I have this little creature in my house and all she does is walk around looking for a new place to take a nap and stare out the window and throw up on my floor and I’m like I would Die for this creature. she is perfect. and I tell her I love her and in return she has no thoughts whatsoever

it's been a bad year for essential workers, mental health, small businesses and probably many of the people reading this, but it's been a great year for hot takes

CHALLENGE:

You are now hosting a dinner party for everyone in this post:

Who sits next to who?

(bonus: you can slide Working Class CIA 20 money to assassinate any of the other guests and frame Guatemala. Do you take the offer?)

This is the first good addition to this post in more than a year

I don’t know what the best seating arrangement would be, but I think I’ve worked out a seating arrangement to ensure that everyone in this post has the worst time possible:

it's been a bad year for essential workers, mental health, small businesses and probably many of the people reading this, but it's been a great year for hot takes

CHALLENGE:

You are now hosting a dinner party for everyone in this post:

Who sits next to who?

(bonus: you can slide Working Class CIA 20 money to assassinate any of the other guests and frame Guatemala. Do you take the offer?)

This is the first good addition to this post in more than a year

I don’t know what the best seating arrangement would be, but I think I’ve worked out a seating arrangement to ensure that everyone in this post has the worst time possible:

You’re an ancient Greek man coming home from 4 months of war to find your wife 3 months pregnant. Now you’ve embarked on a solemn quest: to punch Zeus in the face.

Soon after you begin your quest, you encounter another man in a similar situation. You decide to join forces, as two mortal men stand a better chance at punching Zeus than one. Two villages over, you encounter a woman who had relations with Zeus and was left with a highly aggressive half-boar half-man offspring. She too feels your anger and offers to join your quest. By the time you reach Mount Olympus, you’ve amassed a large and formidable army of cuckolded/ravished mortals, demigods with daddy issues, mythical creatures with scores to settle, and a seamstress who you’re pretty sure is Hera in disguise. Zeus never stood a chance.

What I find best about this scenario is that the original wife probably expected to be murdered for her infidelity at worst or have her relationship with her husband ruined as he grew to resent her baby, at best.

Instead this man looked at his beloved and said, “who did it?”

And she replied “Zeus,” accepting he probably wouldn’t believe her.

And then he sighed, strapped his sandals back on and said, “I’ll be back before the baby is born.”

“Where are you-?”

“The lord of the sky came into my house, molested my wife in my bed and ate my food. I am going to settle the score.”

“Darling, he’ll kill you.”

“He may try, if he would like.”

The man went to war and ended it in 4 months? Zeus barely stood a chance against him alone.

anyway, in honor of pride month, thank you to all of the leatherpeople, bondage lovers, rope lovers, rubberists, sadists, masochists, mommies, daddies, littles, brats, tamers, petplayers, dom/mes, subs, crossdressers, sissies, bimbos, and other kinksters who have protested and fought alongside other queers for our rights and for bravely displaying their lifestyle and queerness for closeminded people to see. pride has never been a "family friendly" event- it has always been a protest and you *are* going to to see things that shock you. that's the point. thank you, queer kinksters and fetishists

i’ll look forward to hearing your statement if you ever make it out

Do americans actually live like this

Ai generated photo right. Right?

that looks like an entirely normal suburban american neighborhood so if its AI-generated, it’s realistically done.

So the rest of the world watches our movies and in a lot of our movies we mock and satirize the eeriness and soullessness of these manufactured communities but I’m guessing you guys thought it was exaggeration

All my homies hate the suburbs.

The minecraft love languages

1. Beating the crap out of any hostile mob that gets near your friend

2. “I need some cobblestone” “Oh I have 700 stacks is that enough? I have more if it’s not”

3. Naming your tools after your friend

4. Traveling 2,000 blocks to get some of their favorite wood

5. Punching and crouching

1. quality time

2. receiving gifts

3. words of affirmation

4. acts of service

5. physical touch

...I found the “girl falls into middle earth” fic I wrote when I was 11

op how does it feel to have been the funniest person alive at age eleven

do interact: carrot lovers, black tea drinkers, swimmers, bisexuals, anyone who's ever failed an english class, anyone who's ever barely passed a math class, ring wearers, android users, desktop users, indoor cat owners, people who never learned chemistry, people who've failed/retaken any part of drivers ed/testing, people who dont want to drive, hypocrites, teenage-rated fanfiction authors, quiet softspoken shy etc undiagnosed anxiety kids, and, of course, anyone who's ever had a parasocial relationship one single celebrity no one else cares about like u

do interact: have a manga pfp, havent cried in months, your playlists mean to world to you, complicated relationship with you parents, forgot to do something important today, you like to take pictures, you’ve seen haikyuu, you want to be a pirate, your stuffed animals are your kids, you have a messed up sleep schedule and want to fix it, wear contacts, dont comb your hair, haven’t seen euphoria, and have too many ideas but not enough energy 

do interact: oldest children, sunset lovers, hopeless romantics, have a fucked up sleep schedule, dogs over cats, hate vegetables, broke but can’t stop spending money, obi wan apologists, summer is the superior season, trust issues, under 5′3, brown eyes and hair, neutral colors > bright colors, coffee is too bitter for you, asian-americans :), unhealthy obsession with the neighbourhood, can’t stand slow walkers, rogue one is in your top 3 sw movies, anger issues but a big heart, always on time, fake scenarios help you sleep at night, r*ylo antis, always feeling nostalgic, fanfic is your therapy, distance yourself from people when it gets bad, august leos, born on the 18th, shoe size 6, trying to recover from an ED, overthinkers, never gets tired of the beach, eats rice every day, grape hi-chew is the superior flavor, use tiktok every day, bilingual, love the rain, follow less than 200 people, live in california, hate running