Avatar

:^)

@queensboro / queensboro.tumblr.com

Elizabeth, 26, they/them she/her

whenever I finally realize that one of my mutuals is a sideblog and that the random user that’s been liking my posts was my mutual all along I feel like bruce willis at the end of the sixth sense

we hunt the mighty pasta BEAST

and breadsticks are its BONES

ALFREDO FLOWS inside its veins

its organs are CALZONES

LASAGNA plates its armored hide

and should the hero dare

you'll find the noisome Jaws are strung

with garlic angel hair

The poem is written in common hymn meter (alternating lines of 8 and 6 syllables, usually iambs), so there are many possible tunes you can use to sing it:

  • Amazing Grace
  • Pokemon theme song
  • Gilligan's Island theme
  • House of the Rising Sun
  • O Little Town of Bethlehem
  • Joy to the World

Feel free to add any favorites!

this is my 19th century dandy mutual this is my bob dylan impersonator mutual this is my 70s glam rock substance abuse mutual this is my mutual archiving problematic drag films mutual this is my disembodied southern gothic phantom mutual and that's my unemployed friend who collects novelty mp3 players mutual