I would go out tonight but I haven’t got a stitch to wear this man said “It’s gruesome that someone so handsome should care
slapping modeling clay around blindly without thought or purpose, i look down and find a perfectly sculpted replica of myself seated at a table with a lump of modeling clay before me, similarly shaped into a still smaller instance of the same scene. and i am afraid to look up
hate when people treat boney m as a meme band they don't GET IT!! they were putting out hit after hit... doing their german tv performances... bobby farrell wasn't doing those lines of coke and putting on those hammer pants night after night for you to call them a meme group
Susanne Ussing, I Drivhuset, installed at Ordrupgaardsamlingen, Denmark, 1980, wood, newspaper, metal chimney vents
i don’t think they know when the 90s were
whenever I finally realize that one of my mutuals is a sideblog and that the random user that’s been liking my posts was my mutual all along I feel like bruce willis at the end of the sixth sense
they just don’t do any classic homophobic children moments like this anymore
There was really no winning that one
we hunt the mighty pasta BEAST
and breadsticks are its BONES
ALFREDO FLOWS inside its veins
its organs are CALZONES
LASAGNA plates its armored hide
and should the hero dare
you'll find the noisome Jaws are strung
with garlic angel hair
The poem is written in common hymn meter (alternating lines of 8 and 6 syllables, usually iambs), so there are many possible tunes you can use to sing it:
- Amazing Grace
- Pokemon theme song
- Gilligan's Island theme
- House of the Rising Sun
- O Little Town of Bethlehem
- Joy to the World
Feel free to add any favorites!
this is my 19th century dandy mutual this is my bob dylan impersonator mutual this is my 70s glam rock substance abuse mutual this is my mutual archiving problematic drag films mutual this is my disembodied southern gothic phantom mutual and that's my unemployed friend who collects novelty mp3 players mutual
Todays beanie of the day is Pudgy the Bear
Released in: 1993 • Sells for: roughly $20
he really has the smile of like a cruel king from a berserk-esque fantasy universe


