to all my brown skin girls……. don’t ever let anyone tell you you can’t pull off a certain colour bc it doesn’t “compliment your skin tone”. it’s all a fuckin lie. you are BEAUTIFUL and you should rock any damn colour you want
Please fire me. I work at McDonald’s and last week I spent 15 minutes trying to explain to an old man they we do not sell hot dogs (McDogs as he claimed it) then he threatened to report me for “withholding products from him”!
husband: why are there broken condoms on our couch?
wife: would you please call our children by their real names
If I date you,
I see myself marrying you.
I see myself building with you.
I see myself growing with you.
I don’t date just to pass time.
I’m dating you because I see potential in you.
To all the people who had a good christmas: have an even happier new year!
To all the people who didn’t have a good christmas: It’s alright to be upset. Not everyone has a perfect family, or even a good one. If you ended up crying, it’s okay. Please, know that people here care about you and it won’t always be like this. One day, you will have a christmas where you are surrounded by people who respect you and care about you, I promise.
Her: Sorry i dont suck dick but we can cuddle
Me:
i won’t lie
i am in fact an “attention whore”
i need to feel like i actually matter to people
i need to feel like i’m not a totally horrible person
i need to feel like there are people who love me
because i’m certainly not gonna do it myself
lets abolish this idea that someone is “ugly” or “unattractive” it isn’t them, it’s you. They are not unattractive, you are not attracted to them. Your own preferences and desires and wants should never hurt anyone else.
Daily Quote
Gentleman’s Essentials
Your values are reflected in your priorities. What you care about will be what you spend your time on. It’s hard to say you love God but don’t spend time with Him. It’s hard to say you care about good grades and don’t study. It’s hard to say you value certain friendships when you don’t reach out.
So keep your tacky ways and go back to your stripper days.. As long as I’m around, you gon’ bow down.
saw this in clifton
Affection Wise words Creativity Knowledge Consistency Love Diversity New experiences Success & Good vibes
I got lemonade and lemon-tint, lemons watch me mix the shit Lemonade-complexion East-Australian girl be killing me She say I be killing her, I say I be feeling it Four days then I’m sick of her cause her brain is lemonhead
CLASSIC
