Our favorite ace sponge wishes you a happy (slightly belated) Ace Week! <33
Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
sorry followers :(
omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy
Why’re you being mean to my mum?
goddamn it
Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances
This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it
1.4 almost ps not risking it
Fuck this post
I am sorry…
I fucks with my moms too heavy to be playing games. REBLOG
Hell no.
Sorry
Y'all really got a porn blog out here doin it.
I couldn’t live with myself if something happened to my Mom lol
I second my husband’s emotion! Lol
This is supposed to be a porn blog but NO
Scrolled past but got paranoid
Blargh
Bruh really? I just came here to fucking check on a notification ugh…
these always scare me LOL
The reblog list is so long it took me forever just to scroll down here😫
I’ll end you if you touch my mom don’t test me.
ahhh sorry. can’t risk it with the way my life’s been going
Aight aight
Because someone decided it was necessary to be a bitch towards asexuality I hereby request corpse x asexual reader where they come out to him as ace and he supports
i exist to displease but come on itd be wholesome
COMING RIGHT UP BESTIE
Pairing: Corpse Husband x Asexual Reader (Gender Neutral)
Warnings: Coming out anxiety, maybe a swear word or two
Genre: FLUFF, Comfort
Let’s displease the haters 😉
~ Enjoy 💕
- You had been questioning it since high school
- You were indifferent in the terms of sexual relations and sort of felt excluded when all your friends talked about it and all you wanted to do was change the subject
- When you expressed it to your best friend all you received was a confused raise of their brow and a ‘reassuring’ “You’ll change your mind”
- But it’s been eight years and you haven’t changed your mind
- Nor do you think you will
- And you’re happy that way
- Shortly after leaving high school and going off to college you were introduced to the term ‘asexuality’ and you couldn’t be more glad
- You finally knew who you are and who you’ve been all your life
- Who you’ll be for the rest of your life despite people telling you otherwise
- Knowing yourself to this new empowering degree made you feel invincible
Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.
Of fucking course
What sick bastard doesn’t
“You’d be surprised”, said Xaldien, who just lost four followers and received a lovely “men can’t be raped” anon shortly after reblogging this the first time.
Yowch, disgusting.
If I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.
Always reblog this
If you Dont reblog this if u see it then i cant call u my friend
IF ANYONE TELLS ME THAT MEN CAN’T BE VICTIMS OF DOMESTIC VIOLENCE AND RAPE, I AM SICKENED BY THEIR MERE PRESENCE ON MY BLOG.
If you disagree with me, unfollow my blog, block me and never look at my blog again.
If you want to debate about this or send anon’s about this, I will reply but your actions have consequences.
Out of 19000+ followers I have, only one of you actually reblogged about this issue, yet a lot of you have reblogged and liked a picture by playboy about catcalling and that how men should never do it.
Additionally, I have received abuse in my ask box (which I will be answering when I can) and threats. In particular death threats and rape threats.
I can see the real problem here already. Male domestic violence and rape is just invisible in our society because we don’t want to talk about this because it just damages the status quo of this fucking website.
I’m a male victim of child sexual abuse. We matter. Please, reblog this.
Please never forget male victims are real and it can happen to everyone/anyone
Make sure the romance is there on both sides people
Male victims are REAL
Protecting our sons
I SHALL NEVER STOP REBLOGING THIS WHEN I SEE IT.
Hello I am begging you guys please boost this if you can, this keeps happening an I am so tired of it
Somewhere close to where I live there is this man named Pervis Payne and he is suppose to be executed in 29 days please boost this. In Tennessee specifically shelby Tennessee he is suppose to be executed. During his trial and during his time of being on death row he has faced racism, and been told things like "you think your black now just wait until we fry you."
He has so much proof of being innocent but won't be let off death row. Police has said that he was in a drug fueled frenzy with no evidence and REFUSE to do DNA testing or drug testing. He done nothing wrong but is being called a animal.
He has a proven intellectual disability where he shouldn't be on death row at all. I don't care at all what your account is about just please spread awareness knowing that stuff like this is happening where I live to innocent black people just like me is disgusting.
If you can please @ your mutuals. This man deserve freedom.
Here are things you can do
Call (615)-741-2001 and press 1 to leave a voice mail granting a stay of pervis payne execution
I sadly can't find anymore at the moment but if you do please share also some petitions are fake so please be careful.
Also realize that he is probably going to be executed in 28 days now since his execution is on April 9
good things will happen 🧿
things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿
THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.
this for real fucking works
Lucasfilm did not fire Gina Carano from The Mandalorian for being Transphobic:
She got fired for being Anti-Semitic.
Her being Transphobic is not at all okay either but,
Anti-Semitism is not talked about enough.
She basically just compared Holocaust victims to being a Republican. Do you realize how fucked up that is?!
I’m Jewish. I really don’t like when someone compares the genocide of 6 million of my people to being a Republican. When was the last time 6 million Republicans were murdered via gas chambers?
People need to know that this was why she got fired. Don’t you dare just like this post!
REBLOG IT
When I came out as asexual to two friends, they laughed saying 'such people don't exist', it was hurtful
Reblog if you disagree with them, I'm trying to keep faith in humanity
reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)
OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.
YOOOOOOO
I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS
LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL
IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS
holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS.
I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT
SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP
WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????
ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE
THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.
GUYS.
HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER
20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.
GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.
I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.
OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG
worth a shot huh
WHY THE HELL NOT
sorry my dudes i can’t not
HOLY SHIT I ACTUALLY LOST WEIGHT. I’M NOT EVEN KIDDING LIKE MY PANTS ARE STARTING TO SLIP DOWN A LOT OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK SO I WANTED TO LOSE WEIGHT AND LOOK CUTE AND OR INNOCENT DURING THE PROCESS AND LITERALLY TWO TIMES THIS KIND TEACHER AT MY SCHOOL SAID I ALWAYS LOOKED COMFY
Guys.
And the second time she asked why do you always look so comfy with so many sweaters and loose jeans as I was walking to the bus. Mind fucking blown.
Make a Wish~ 💫
When I came out as asexual to two friends, they laughed saying 'such people don't exist', it was hurtful
Reblog if you disagree with them, I'm trying to keep faith in humanity
The fact that so many queer spaces are devoted to drinking is, like, a huge problem
And the last time this topic got brought up in any sort of major way, somehow it got turned into “ace people are being bigoted about gay bars.”
The fact that our traditional community spaces are all alcohol-oriented, further enabling alcohol companies to prey on us, is a massive fucking problem.
Queer bars are important, but they shouldn’t be the only spaces available to us.
I can’t fucking drink bc medication and I always feel tired and out of place in bars.
I know I just reblogged this but I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, there are SO many queer people who are alienated by bars being the main queer community spaces including:
- Recovering Alcoholics
- People under the age of 21
- People who cannot drink due to medications
- People who are made uncomfortable by alcohol like those who have a family history of alcoholism
- People who just don’t drink
- People who have sensory issues and cant deal with the dark, loud noises, crowds, and strong smells that are common in bars
- People who are prone to migraines
- Disabled people who have trouble getting into bars due to most of them not being accessible in a way that matters (Most bars I’ve been to are only accessible by stairs or are too small/crowded to fit a mobility aid into or have tiny bathrooms)
- People who just cannot afford to go to a bar
- People who work mornings and can’t stay out late
- And yes, ace and aro people who are extremely uncomfortable being in a space where being hit on is not only common but expected (or other queer people in the same boat, I know being hit on by anyone makes me feel uncomfortable and it’s not cuz I’m ace)
There are SO many reasons that bars, while important to queer history, just do not cut it as the only available queer spaces anymore. I know y'all love to laugh at those of us who talk about queer cafes and queer bookstores cuz lol cringe but most of my queer friends and myself are seriously lacking ANY community because we fit into one or more of the above categories. I mean hell Tucson Pride this year was hardly accessible at ALL to me because I needed my walker and it was hosted outside on a fucking grassy hill with no sidewalks and I ended up having to leave early cuz pushing my walker around was hurting more than helping. We need more accessible queer spaces badly and I will not shut up about it.
Sometimes I wonder how many people are theatre fans on tumblr.
Reblog if you enjoy theatre.
Any musical.
Any straight play.
If there is a single one you like, reblog.
She’s Leaving Home
Pairing: Tommy Shelby x Reader
Word count: 3239
A/N: This is the first fic I’ve written in a while and the first Tommy Shelby fic I’ve ever written, so please be kind.
When Y/N arrived at the betting shop, she was already in a terrible mood. It had been raining since last night and on her way to work that particular morning, she had been drenched with muddy water by cars recklessly driving through puddles. Granted, she hadn’t been in a good mood for a while, but usually she was able to hide it behind a convincingly real smile. Not today though. Today all her pent up rage and sorrow were bubbling at the surface, just waiting to boil over.
Please tag me in part 2!!!
She’s Leaving Home
Pairing: Tommy Shelby x Reader
Word count: 3239
A/N: This is the first fic I’ve written in a while and the first Tommy Shelby fic I’ve ever written, so please be kind.
When Y/N arrived at the betting shop, she was already in a terrible mood. It had been raining since last night and on her way to work that particular morning, she had been drenched with muddy water by cars recklessly driving through puddles. Granted, she hadn’t been in a good mood for a while, but usually she was able to hide it behind a convincingly real smile. Not today though. Today all her pent up rage and sorrow were bubbling at the surface, just waiting to boil over.
Ace!Draco x Ace!Reader Headcanons:
A/n: so hey y’all. Guess what. I’m ace. That’s a new thing for me. Well not new but ya know like coming out of the closet new. So here’s to pride month and all of my other aces out there 🖤🤍💜 and here’s a bit of my journey… (slightly PG 13) ((and I know we’ve all seen gay/pan/bi Draco, but let me remind you of the 1% and shed some light into what ace can be))
- You’re with another guy (let’s call him Steve) and you’ve been dating for a while
- You’re a hopeless romantic and just love love but as soon as Steve pushes past second base you sort of shut down because it feels wrong
- But it takes some time Steve insists it feels weird when it’s new so you ease into physical affection and then eventually to the devils tango
- You lie awake in bed afterwards just wondering why you’re so conflicted. You loved the intimacy with Steve and the affection… just not the sex itself
- His words swirl in your head “it feels weird because it’s new” so you keep doing it because you love Steve and you love being vulnerable but something still doesn’t feel right
- You don’t say anything and sometimes you just give because you don’t want the sex but you still want that intimacy with Steve
and it’s not like he’s complaining - Fourth year comes and so do the students from other schools and Viktor Krum and all of the girls and some guys are just drooling over him
- And you can’t find the reason why… sure his face is symmetrical… and well you guess his eyes are a pretty color but you don’t see the reason to get all worked up
- Then it dawns on you. You’ve never found anyone attractive. Not even Steve. Not that he wasn’t attractive maybe he was… you just didn’t see it as a factor into liking/loving/dating him. Body’s were cool and all but you didn’t really have a //type// ever. You looked for the right personality
- You knew about asexuals
your best friend is one you just never thought it would be you because you’re so different from your best friend she didn’t want a partner, but you craved itandyou look into it a bit more and BY GOLLY EVERYTHING MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE - You voice this to Steve, scared because well there are just so many things to worry about.
Is he gonna think you never enjoyed sex with him? Is he gonna day it’s his fault? Is he gonna say you’re being ridiculous? Is he gonna brush it off?Despite being with him for so long you’re still scared but you trust him… so you tell him - He just sort of looks at you after you finally get the words out. He says he supports you and doesn’t mention it again. So you ask him what he’s thinking and oh boy. “
Well I don’t like the idea of my girlfriend saying she doesn’t want to have sex with me. That’s not pleasant. And it’s going to be hard for me because if you turn me on and I can’t do anything with you… but maybe you’ll find out one day whatever is blocking you from this will fade.” He smiles like he hasn’t just crushed your entire world - You excuse yourself and find a room on the seventh floor and just burst in and start sobbing
- Full on hysterics, you scream when someone touches your shoulder: Malfoy
- You wait for him to make fun of you. Or to snap. Or do something that’s just so like him to do while you’re vulnerable and crying and he just… “did you break up with Steve then?” It’s sort of teasing but not completely there’s some concern there too
- Through hiccups and tears you confess your heart to the Slytherin because
what else do you have to lose at this point - He sits beside you and starts to talk himself. There’s something that he’s fidgeting with in his hands.
You think he has pretty colored skin and very slender fingers… you wonder if he plays the piano or burns easily in the sun - “When I was younger I never really was attracted to girls. Or boys for that matter. I thought I’d grow out of it or find “the one” and I’d finally feel attraction… but… it never really came.” His voice was soft.
- You gape at him and wonder if he’s doing this to taunt you. He keeps twirling whatever’s in his hands
- “I want the companionship,” you sniffle. “I like the vulnerability… I just don’t want the…”
- Draco nodded. Like he understood. And you wondered if he did. He finally holds out what’s been twittering in his fingers: a pin. Four colors: black, grey, white, purple. Four stripes.
- You have a good idea of what it is, but you’re not sure. You’re not sure about anything because you barely know what asexuallity is and that you might be it
- “Despite popular belief,” Draco muses softly. “I do crave the companionship too. I’m just not too good at showing it… most people just want one thing…”
- A watery laugh escapes your lips and you wipe away your tears. “I’m sorry for throwing this all at you,” you whisper, hugging your knees.
- “Don’t apologize for feeling something. Or rather not feeling something,” a familiar smirk appears.
- “I feel things just fine,” you laugh and shove his arm playfully. “I just…” he nods again.
- “Take it,” he offers the pin. “You don’t have to wear it and show people, but you don’t have to forget that it’s who you are and how you feel”
- You look at him
because holy hell who is this and what have you done with Draco Malfoy.And he seems to pick up on that and laughs, standing, offering his hand. “I told you. I like the companionship… I’m just not good at showing it,” - You understand him a bit better. And you understand yourself a bit better. The pin is clutched tightly in your hands as you leave the room
of requirement Draco explains its where he goes to think and feel safe and escape having to play sexually charged games in his common room and was very surprised you got in as well - You spend a few more days with Steve
moping and depressed whenever you’re around him because you just feel so ashamedevery night you look at the pin that Draco gave you and smile. “This is who I am,” you whisper to yourself - You break up with Steve the next day because he can never understand what you’re going through and the sudden change in your relationship boundaries have wounded his ego and he always makes you feel bad about it
- You feel free for a while, smiling at Draco in the halls. And maybe he smiles a few times too. It’s like you’re both in your own secret club and no one else has any idea and it’s kinda fun
- One night after a house win in Quidditch Steve has too much to drink and finds you in the library and is very animate about showing you that you can still enjoy—
- Your scream gets caught in your throat and you’re terrified and Draco is just there
he’s also avoiding the after party in his common room - Hell hath no fury like a pissed off Draco Malfoy
- You crumple into Dracos arms sobbing
as Pince has someone else take Steve to the hospital wing - Steve never comes back: Draco sent a letter to his father and Steve was expelled on the spot. His case eventually gets dropped and he’s off the hook but Draco blackmails Steve so hard
- Hell hath no fury like a pissed off protective Draco Malfoy
- You don’t feel safe anymore. You’re so scared of everything that Draco is really the only one who can calm you down.
Not only are you scared to come out but you’re scared to be alone with any guy - Which means a lot of nights with Draco in the room of requirement. It’s a different sort of companionship now. There’s not anxiety… just vulnerability
- You reach out and take Dracos hand one night… and he just intertwines his fingers with yours. His hands are warm despite the icy complexion and you smile to yourself
- You two start dating. Well, companionship. To everyone else it’s dating though. Neither of you are ready to come out just yet.
- Sometimes you get taunted by other girls because “you’re dating the most attractive guy at school and you don’t even snog him” and other comments and Draco constantly gets “so how far have you gotten?” or other sexual remarks about you
and you’re both just frustrated - You snap one day and scream “can’t I just want to be in his company without having to shag him!? What is wrong with you people!?” I’m the middle of the Great Hall and everyone is staring at you
- You sink down into your seat and wish you could disappear but your best friend beams at you and Draco wraps an arm around your shoulders
- That night you sort of just rant to him and he listens “how can people just want to hook up? Like why would you want to have a one night stand? Shouldn’t we be worth a bit more than sex? It’s just so wrong!”
You’re pouting and Draco finds it endearing - You go to his house over the summer and his mother raises an eyebrow at the sight of you with his son
because she totally knows about Dracos sexuality who do you think gave him the pinbut she’s happy to see that Draco found a companionshe wants what’s best for her son and wants him to be happy - Which means she lets you two sleep in the same bed because she knows it means something different to you two. When Draco tells you that you’re safe to come out to his mother you about sob because you’re still so scared. He holds you
- In fact, Draco’s learned that he loves your touch and comfort. They give him warmth and make him feel more human and less estranged. It’s taken some time, but you two are very affectionate, it’s just not sexual
which is a total relief to you because you’ve been craving it - One night, you and Draco are in nothing but your underwear
because it is hot and the summer helloand just holding each other, talking and vulnerable. Your hands explore his chest and stomach and his are tracing your soft curves with no expectations - You start crying because it’s all too much because it’s exactly what you’ve wanted. For someone to understand to your core what you need and Draco just does and it finally feels right inside
- You two have almost no boundaries. You’re not really attracted to him physically and he’s not really into you like that so you’re free to walk around in just his shirt and he can wear nothing but boxers and it’s just normal
- It’s also a journey of loving what you see in the mirror. Just because you’re not attracted to anyone else doesn’t mean you can’t think what’s in the mirror is beautiful. You’re your own standard of beauty.
- Some nights you just explore boundaries with Draco. Kissing, cuddling, gentle touches. You want to know what makes him tick.
- He loves neck kisses and you love collarbone kisses. You like his hands holding your thighs as you’re draped over him and he likes feeling your weight over him and your soft skin. Neither of you prefer snogging much. A kiss here and there but making out doesn’t appeal to either of you
- You two also adore having a friend, a companion, a mate. You go to the movies or read books to another. He does play the piano and he plays for you. You reach him how to knit and sew and he teaches you how to waltz and color match
- At school you two hold hands in the hall and share soft conversations and most nights end up in the room of requirement or his dorm sleeping together
- You wear the pin he gave you on your robes next to your prefect badge and he gets another one and wears it
and finally the rest of the school understands - You smile because you’ve found your companion and he’s found his and you don’t feel so lost or alone anymore
I genuinely love this so much! I find it so hard to read any x reader stories with my faves when I'm ace and uncomfortable with sex so thank youuuuuu
This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.
I reblogged this shit two days ago y’all… what kinda sorcery is this. Oddly specific too …. I’ll take it tho 🤯
I think I did it wrong
Uh I reblogged this like 3 days ago and I start my new job on Monday??? Like idk how you accidentally find a job but I did.
I need to get paid asap so pls ace help
I GOT PAID I GOT PAID!!!!!! MUCH MORE THAN I EXPECTED AAAAAAAAAAAA THANK YOU ACE
I legit have a specific amount i want in my head rn it better come true 😭
I ALSO HAVE A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF MONEY I WOULD LIKE TO ACQUIRE, PLEASE HELP
This has worked before, so why not again?
I could really use a miracle. So why not
im super broke let’s see some magic people.
Spotify playlists
Hey guys, so I now have 176 Spotify playlists so I thought I would share nine of my favorites.
1. Ace Space (Asexual) - a playlist for my asexual friends and myself. SOngs about either being sick of love songs or being happy outside of a relationship.
2. Are You Game? - Songs that sound like being provoked; a fight ready to start. You are going to win. Is the other team ready?
3. Electro Swing - Exactly whats on the tin.
4. Riverside Mercy - Imagine standing on the bank of the river, begging the world for forgiveness. That’s this playlist.
5. Sapphic Sound - soft gay music. She loves you back.
6. Sea Shanties - There is something about multiple voices singing sea songs that makes me go feral. Come join me.
7. Softer - The softest songs I could find. Good for calming down or looking at the person you love.
8. Summer Bops - 297 songs I use to listen to on my radio by the poolside growing up in the 2000s onward.
9. Years Young - If you like Hozier, Jaymes Young and Years & Years give me similar vibes.
If you want any more or a specific mood, let me know.
[ID: Distracted boyfriend meme. A man, labelled “me, a sex-repulsed ace”, is distracted by a woman, labelled “media marketed towards younger audiences and is thus less likely to trigger my sex-repulsion”, while his girlfriend, labelled “media marketed towards older audiences and is thus more likely to trigger my sex-repulsion”, is annoyed with him. End ID]













