*interviews a long and increasingly unsuitable line of nannies for my recently motherless child*
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986) dir. Leonard Nimoy aka The One With The Whales
*thinks about fatal football injuries* my kids are never playing football *thinks about SIDS* I am never having children
Still thinking about the Scottish guy old enough to be my dad flirting with me at the grocery store last month. What were you doing in upstate New York m’laddie? Why didn’t you rail me into the conveyer belt? Disappointing.
I used to be able to throw myself off the monkey bars and splat into the ground and spring right back up as a kid and now if I laugh slightly too hard I get a pounding headache for three hours what in God’s fuck
DONT 👏 CALL 👏 YOURSELF 👏 A 👏MAN 👏UNLESS 👏 YOU 👏 GOT 👏 THE 👏 CROWN 👏 SAVED 👏THE 👏TOWN 👏 AND 👏 MISTER 👏 KRABS
Mozart working on The Magic Flute and the Requiem Mass at the same time
Chapter four is up and this time.... it’s sexier.... (each chapter can be a stand alone)
Chapter four is up and this time.... it’s sexier.... (each chapter can be a stand alone)
Sometimes, my rhymes can be quite crass
And life can make me feel like trash
There is no trouble, and I won't be rash
I simply cheer myself up with
Jim Kirk's Ass
LOVE that the moral of Nightmare Before Christmas is stay in your lane, bitch.
Chapter three. Chapter three. Angsty shit. Chapter three.
What chapter is this again?
Sorry I forgot 😳
*chanting* chapter 2. Chapter 2. Chapter 2. Chapter 2.
