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elongate the shaft

im gonna get a huge wolf-like husky and give it a name like James or David or Sandra or something. Something really human sounding. And convince everyone who comes to my house that theyre just my friend who was cursed with lycanthropy.

I’m gonna renovate my guest bedroom so it looks really lived in. It’s got posters for like. Wolves and stuff on the walls. And a to do list that has stuff like “pay rent” “turn into dog” and I’m gonna put some scratch marks on the walls and the bed and a chain on the heater. And I’m gonna train the dog to sleep there so it really pulls off the whole effect. This is a really long con plan.

I discussed this idea with a classmate of mine and they pointed out that when i was looking for a room mate and said “you need to be out of the house every full moon and be okay with large dogs” they would surely assume that I was the werewolf in this mix and really this is just the beginning of my life as a weird tv sitcom.

It would be a great cover for your perspective roommate, an actual werewolf

My sunshine sleeps in your darkness, Zhiyong Jing

The Jaguarundi.🔊Sound on

Source

You absolutely need to turn the sound on. This does not sound how you think it sounds.

this video has invaded my brain

👹 yo bro 👋 come over here 👋 come over here check out my new shoes they’re the 👹 BRAND NEW ☺️ oooone twoo~ buckle my shoooooe~ 🤗 threee four~ buckle some mooooore~ 😇 fiiiive six, nike kicks! 👹 OOHOOHOOHOO that is so FIRE! 🧍🏼‍♂️ ahahahaha

My mom went to high school with this guy and showed me this Facebook post of his and if I were not already happily married……………..

Bruno: *makes a harmless joke at his sister's wedding to try to help her relax because he noticed she was nervous*

Pepa:

MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST IDIOTIC WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’

what we should be wearing: a horrific mashup of victorian gothic and 80s clothes

Gonna wear these together

No but tell me aoyama wouldn’t. That’s basically his exact fit right here

IT IS!! OMG!!

…… this isn’t my post. i didnt makethis post. why does it say i made this post

not to be boring and solve the fun mystery but it says that bc it’s a “chat” post, not a text post. which used to not include the OP’s username, so tumblr assigned you op I Guess (source: i made this post in 2014)

thank you for giving me custody of this post 🙏 i just picked it up from elementary school and tomorrow it has soccer practice

normalize flopping. it’s ok to fail baby. sexy even

the amount of people saying "i thought you meant flopping on the ground". target audience

learned today that macklemore has a song on his new album called 1984. it makes no reference to the book at all. it’s like it doesn’t even exist. the song is just about dancing at a club . that’s so fucking choice.

laptop husbandry tip: the fans spinning up just means its EXCITED, not DISTRESSED. this is a COMMON MISCONCEPTION and it does not need to go to the vet

Your daily dose of cat memes

children outside screaming: annoying but ultimately for the greater good. children need Going Outside and Screaming Time for proper emotional development. an auditory burden I am willing to bear

neighbor with his car he made louder on purpose: jail for neighbor. jail for ten thousand years

I don't care about the live-action movie.

I want another series, set between HTTYD 2 and HTTYD 3.

I WANNA KNOW WHERE THE FUCK ALL THOSE DRAGONS CAME FROM !!!

I WANNA SEE THEM TRAIN ERET HOW TO RIDE !!!

I WANNA SEE HICCUP TEACH THE RIDERS HOW TO USE THE FLIGHT SUITS !!!

I WANNA SEE THEM EXPAND ON THE 'SOUL OF A DRAGON' COMMENT !!!