please stop i’m gonna cry
Source: forgifs.com

who the fuck chooses the actors in infomercials
I want to be an overactor in an informercial. I feel it’s the role I was born to play.
stripped to the bone in a matter of seconds
this seems like a wonderful way to go
Who is this person, I swear I need to befriend excellence like this.
omg i died. i am dead. this is heaven




