If you had a 12 inch penis, you could tattoo tick marks on it and use it as a ruler.
*whips my absolutely brolic cock out and smacks it on to the table next to my project at the local Michaels arts and crafts early bird Saturday event*

If you had a 12 inch penis, you could tattoo tick marks on it and use it as a ruler.
*whips my absolutely brolic cock out and smacks it on to the table next to my project at the local Michaels arts and crafts early bird Saturday event*
masculinity is a prison, time doesn’t exist, gender isn’t real, virginity is a construct, and Jesus wasn’t white.
(via black-star00)
Sleeping against someone special, keeping secrets, dancing, being quiet, never giving a damn about the weather, staying up late, hugging, reading, listening to music, drawing, painting, drinking tea, playing guitar, watching bad movies, smiling, making people smile, pretending to be a guy, dreaming, cuddling, eating new food, taking my clothes off, acting, science, ninjas, pornography, people who make funny faces, second hand smoke, cemeteries, Halloween, crimes, Christmas lights, police reports, records, books, soft things, dinosaurs, satire, pirates, art, vampires, zombies, singing, orgasms, poetry, being warm, hot showers, smart people, sandboxes, guys with weird eyes, palindromes, empty notebooks, book stores, cop dramas, medical mysteries, magic tricks, fruity cereal, apples, serial killers, free wifi, sex, superheroes, villains, cats, dogs, guns, wrinkled pieces of paper, purple, scary movies, funny books, chocolate, cake, ice cream, candy, soda, cheeseburgers, practical jokes, deep voices, laughing, shiny things, stickers, TV shows, concerts, alcohol, marijuana, sleepovers, jackets, boots, colorful socks, writing, aliens, action figures, picnics, crawling, rolling down hills, playing with fire, catching bugs, fixing things, puzzles, flash lights, pianos, pennies, violins, stars, funny people, awkward guys, piggy banks, flowers, stuffed animals, cookies, brownies, scarves, gloves, picture frames, turtles, crayons, knives, pillows, fitting into small spaces, piggy back rides, swings, scissors, lighters, envelopes, getting mail, wall paper, doorknobs, buttons, small boxes, pockets, summer nights, snow, running, being right, using big words, bike riding, ice skating, feathers, swearing, pretending I’m a child, chemicals, rings, yarn, robots, crime scene photos, photography, antique maps, accents, hole punchers, pocket watches, being clever, puppets, the smell of coffee, shopping, suits, bow ties, fast cars, chewing gum, gorillas, ghost hunting, lions, being in love, hating everything, talking to myself, to be continued…
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sharp edges (via luvpoem)