I like to think that that’s just his new catchphrase
A Christian Baby is a really funny phrase to me, babies don't know what Christian is, they can't even master the 4 fighting styles jesus Christ bestowed upon the mortal realm
A high speed rail train overtaking the green-skinned train in Guigang, Guangxi province.
@amtrak-official thoughts?
High Speed Rail is very fast and we should build some, preferably under a government agency
I want what she has (a functioning high speed rail system)
I think we all want what she has (24,000 miles of HSR)
If the mane 6 were evil they'd be named Pinkie DIE and DIElight sparkle and flutterDIE and rainbow DIE and rariDIE and Applejeffthekiller
I started thinking about that one post about how from dogs POV humans are beings that live like 500+ years (because I was petting my dog and I was looking at her like “thirty thousand years of cooperation have led to this. our species have spent 30k years building up to the point where you, child of wolf, descendant of noble hunters and wild things, would come all the way out of the office and come sit with me in the hopes of letting a souped up monkey rub its paws on you”)
and then I thought about what it must have been like for the first humans to let a fucking wolf, maybe only a few generations from the wild, behold their infant child. Like man can u believe that? Maybe this alliance is only a few years old and sure you’ve seen the wolf’s kids but now you’ve got one of your own. And even though you’ve seen this wolf tear out the throats of creatures that could kill you, this wolf is your family. This wolf is your friend, you love them and they love you and you gotta show ‘em the new kid, look, friend, I had a child. I know you are wild and dangerous, but look at this, my most precious thing, sniff him, give him a lil lick, his children and your children will be bound together for thirty thousand fucking years because I love you
There’s a set of preserved footprints from 30k years ago that is a young child and a wolf standing side by side can you fucking imagine? Maybe the kid’s mom was like “hey go get some water from the stream, but take the wolf with you. I trust him, he will protect you.”
Thinking about how the ancient Greeks looked up at the night sky and called what they saw planḗtai ("wanderers"), and today, we call them planets.
caper. pickle. english is a beautiful language. so many sandwich toppings that are also detective words
the moral of the story is that spending money on a website is never worth it. because eventually they will do the same thing for free except you get a cool hat for it. i think this is what team fortress is about
call my pussy a truffle the way your hog is hunting it down through the bush
teetotailer
judygemstone
first incidence of good writing advice i've seen in 10+ years on this platform and it's in the notes of a mustelid wreaking absolute havoc in a german grocery store
The 2024 republican primary is gonna be buck wild.
De Santis: "Hello median American voter, the only thing I have for you is transphobia."
Trump: "Ron De-sanctamonius you're little pudding fingers boy."
Biden: "Back in Scranton we used to make a thing called Dirt Nachos."
Why is Biden in the Republican primary
Got lost
