Casstration Anxiety

She's being weird again

She's being weird again

Parkwood Drive, Nappanee, Indiana.

okay I couldn't rest until I figured out wtf was going on with this mystery flesh pit/Garfield homunculus

it's supposed to be a "cave room" ig???

looking at the rest of the snazzy house with its fancy kitchen and large bar, game room, and movie theater, all makes the cave room somehow even worse. brings about serious questions of why?? and what’s it feel like? and do they vacuum it???

so my now husband and I bought our first house in like 2017, little 40’s bungalow with a partially underground basement. Super cute, totally normal… until you got to the skin room. The guy we bought it from, his parents remodeled the basement in the 50’s, and it felt like the home decorating equivalent of the deeply cursed homemade Halloween costumes of the era. We eventually figured out it was meant to be beach themed. What this meant:

The entire room was covered in hand painted, textured plaster that looked like Freddy Kreuger’s face, and had no right angles

The fireplace was covered in broken glass embedded in the concrete covering it

Most horrifying was a beach “grotto” behind the bar, made out of plaster. The mirrors were embedded in the wall, the plaster bulging around and over it like cancer. Stalactites made from bedsheets and more plaster hanging from the ceiling.

Then we had a Halloween party down there and put fake blood on the walls… which didn’t wash off

We demolished the entire thing, it was also filled with asbestos! There was cans of asbestos filled goo and asbestos bricks and random trash behind the plaster! We had to call in professional abatement! I was half afraid I was going to find a suspiciously new patch of concrete with a body when we pulled up the carpet

Stripped it down to the studs, sold it and never told the new owners. The skin room died with us. The nightmare is over.

(This was the real estate agent’s attempt to stage it when we bought the place)

(That tile on the bar? All asbestos)

the commodification of friendship is the most annoying thing to come out of the internet in ages. like actually i love to break this to you but you're supposed to help your friends move even if it's hard work. or stay up with them when they're sad even if you're gonna lose sleep. you're supposed to listen to their fears and sorrows even if it means your own mind takes on a little bit of that weight. that's how you know that you care. they will drive you to the airport and then you will make them soup when they're sick. you're supposed to make small sacrifices for them and they are supposed to do that for you. and there's actually gonna be rough patches for both of you where the balance will be uneven and you will still be friends and it will not be unhealthy and they will not be abusive. life is not meant to be an endless prioritization of our own comfort if it was we would literally never get anywhere ever. jesus.

just to be completely clear, the amount of military power and political influence Israel has has NOTHING to do with its settlers being Jewish. Israel is a force for American & European interests in the region and they're just doing what America does and allows/encourages its close allies to do.

war crimes aren't considered war crimes when someone America finds useful is doing them. european and american pushback against anyone criticizing Israeli apartheid & genocide is 100% because these crimes are useful to American & European hegemony.

Governments that are deeply antisemitic, like France, aren't suddenly caring about Jewish people. Jewish people, persecuted the world over, don't hold some kind of hegemonic power outside of Israel.

The state of Israel and its attendant brutal treatment of the locals are both incredibly useful to the US, and American hegemony means we're expected to celebrate both.

not bc they're Jewish. this isn't a break in the pattern of western antisemitism and it's not evidence that antisemitism doesn't exist.

it's just like how you could get fired for saying shit against the US war in Afghanistan when i was growing up. it is 100% about US military and political interests (ok slightly western europe too but lbr)

Your soul is rotten to the core and therefor I shal not be showing you my penis good night to you

What's your word?

I got "spot"

drawing fish for today

i paid my speeding tickets with these

if it did somehow turn out that i had made a horrible mistake and hormonally feminised myself because of the pressure i felt from a highly organised cabal of beautiful and manipulative trans women, i would be so turned on that i wouldnt be able to see

imagining my hot milfy she/they GP pushing me to get on hormones so I’d be more attractive and submissive to them during physi—hold on I gotta sit down

take his ass to the squid ward

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Actually Captain Jack Harkness is SO important. During a time when we couldn't get a single queer on screen in most shows and even those few we did get ended up dead 90% of the time, he was not only openly bisexual, he was openly bisexual and LITERALLY unable to die.

They buried that gay and he still dug himself up and kept fucking

something that exists in the city I'm moving to:

I am obsessed with this park that combines all midcentury dangerous playground elements into one awful whole. witness this steep metal slide descending from the top of a jungle gym into a concrete pit

if you fall off the jungle gym, you too will be doomed to the pit

there's very little opportunity to get out, too. the only handholds are the ones on the left. Sendai gets a lot of rain, almost as much as Vancouver, so imagine being mangled from sliding into concrete and having to climb a sheer, slippery slope to freedom. I think I would just make a home down there and give up on life

I'm sure it does.

This looks so badass, i would have went wild for this as a kid

my liege lord made his heraldic banner a fucking picrew dude i cant do this shit anymore im gonna become a highwayman or some shit

THE other day I went to a museum in my town and they had a gar in the tank and it was just swimming around with a rock in its long snout

THE other day I went to a museum in my town and they had a gar in the tank and it was just swimming around with a rock in its long snout

my brother found wolf tracks in the nearby woods hrgh do you think this means i should stop roaming the woods while slightly drunk or

this is the note you find next to random human remains in skyrim