Benny Harlem, an aspiring singer, songwriter, and model, holds the Guinness Book of World Records’ title for tallest high top afro at 52.07 cm (20.5 inches). Photos with his daughter Jaxyn have taken social media by storm.
I’m seeing stuff in the notes about “Miles would do this” and I just want to say: you’re absolutely right. All Spider-folks across all universes share one (1) singular brain cell and most of the time it’s Gwen’s.
As the current author of Spider-Gwen, I can attest that Gwen has not seen the brain cell in years.
The pain piles on in Civil War, sadly.
[by david christopher bell, via cracked]
ALWAYS reblog. Signal boosting the FUUUUUUUUuuck outta this.
Reblogging because I care about and worry about Tony even if his so-called friends write it off as Tony being Tony
Please don’t ever forget that at one point in time there was an actual Pokemon musical touring the United States
There was even weird sexual tension between Giovanni and Ash’s mom
Just never forget
So, I wasn’t expecting this to get so many notes. But because it did I figured you might all like to know that one of the stage managers of the show uploaded the entire thing to YouTube in seven parts a few years ago. Enjoy.
Also Giovanni was Pegasus from Yu-Gi-Oh.
Every time I remember there were some people that didn’t understand Pokemon was on every square inch of this planet: I give you this. This shit premiered on BROADWAY.
HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE
MAKE A WISH
the first post ever on tumblr
I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK
WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK
reblog this because it shows up every blue moon
I FOUND IT ✊
I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL
Who first posted this?
I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO END WITH A MEME OR SOME SHIT NO IT’S THE REAL ONE OH MY GOD
Wishing I’ll do well on my finals ✨
HOLY F-
Hell yeah
For Pony :)
I’m gonna do it, for Johnny
oh fresh fUCK IT WAS THE REAL ONE
It’s so gosh darn beautiful
So glad I’m not the only person who has been hurt by this post and had to cautious scroll and then was delighted by the original.
OH MY GOD NO WAY
@sreppub commissioned me to draw a classic field trip trope scenario! It was my pleasure to draw Peter absolutely mortified by his proud dad.
time...to speak on an irondad dynamic that I feel is criminally underused even though I made it up in my head and haven't shared it before.
So. Peter Parker loves sports. We know that. In Civil War he says he wishes he could play football, and there's an entire short of him trying to go to an NBA finals watch party. But it's like...so glossed over. Why. I deserve wannabe jock Peter Parker.
we all deserve Rabid New York Sports Fan Peter Parker.
But here's what we also deserve: Tony, rich kid Tony, building computers at 7 like the nerd he is...knowing absolutely Nothing about sports.
Sure, he threw the NBA party and sat courtside but that was like...a celebrity thing. That was a status thing. He was more worried with what he was wearing and who was on the guest list, Peter was the one invested in watching the game...Tony literally had his glasses on at the game he was probably texting Pepper during it asking her to explain what was actually happening lmao
But anyway...I just love the concept of Peter just...enraged at some new recruit's stats and on a full rant while Tony is struggling to figure out what sport the kid's even talking about.
Tony not being able to tell the difference between a soccer ball and a volleyball, not realizing that the reason Peter's acting like it's the end of the world is because his favorite hockey team didn't win the Stanley Cup.
Tony trying to bond with the kid and having a vague idea that people take kids to baseball games, and he's expecting a nice, if a little boring day with his sweet, polite little mentee and then spending the next few hours watching Peter shoving hog dogs down his throat while somehow also screaming curses and vague threats at the other team's batters at the top of his lungs...Peter just goes like Full Queens Accent when he's angry so he's screaming "MISS! MIIIISSS! YA REALLY THINK YA CAN BEAT NEW YAWK! YA FUCKA!!" and poor Tony's just sitting next to him like "😱😱😱😰😰😰🤯😵"
Peter can list any team's line up and stats, and goes feral whenever a game is on tv, no matter the sport, and Tony tries So Hard to follow along and engage in the kid's interests but the damn poindexter just,,,,cannot understand what's happening lmao he's just like "ah yes I see he has gotten...the bäll? how wonderful!" and Peter's like "MISTA STAWK THAT'S THE AWTHER TEAM WHAT ARE YA TALKING ABOUT ARE YA A NEW YAWKER OR NOT" and Tony's. a little terrified lmao
Rhodey is using Tony's phone for something one day and sees a bunch of google searches that are like "what to do if your kid is a jock" "how to handle jock child" "what is my kid talking about" "sports translator???" "how to make my kid think I understand sports" "wikihow do I parent a jock" "how to get my teen to stop cursing at sports" "how to make myself like sports" "how to handle your kid having different interests than you" "how do I make my teen think I'm cool again". Rhodey screenshots them all and posts them on twitter.
Tony feeling really great because he got a bunch of football merch for Peter's birthday one year but he got merch for like....the dolphins or something and Peter's thanking him and being grateful but Dying inside lmao
When Peter's in college the giants somehow win the super bowl and the city goes absolutely insane. riots and partying every where in the streets. It's beyond out of hand. Tony's watching news coverage and is in the middle of texting 'does spidey need some help with this mess?' When the news camera shows Peter and his roommate standing on top of a car, shotgunning beer, both of them shirtless and painted in the team's colors, leading the immediate crowd in a very explicit celebration song.
Just....there's like a common trope of Manly Man Sports Man having a rough time trying to connect with his nerdy son and I just think it's hilarious in reverse...let Peter get a little more confident and join the school football team and Tony comes to every game but can't even tell which team is which much less pick his kid out on the field. Having absolutely no idea who actually won until Peter tells him. I love it. I deserve it.
thank you for coming to my TED talk
For a little note on how to download it, got to the site, select the Fundementals Of Animation, and then Add to Cart, and order!
*Phone Rings*
Tony: “Yes?”
Peter: “Hey, Mr. Stark do you have $2,500?”
Tony: “Why the fuck do you need $2,500?!”
Peter: “It’s for an escape room”
Tony: “WHAT KIND OF ESCAPE ROOM COSTS $2,500!?”
Peter: “Jail.”
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Post based off @is-gabenath-confirmt-yet ‘s quote and @hurryglow ‘s comic. Thought this was so funny and relatable to Tony and Peter.
Okay maybe I'm grasping at nothing, but hear me out:
We all know Peter has spidey senses. He used them to defeat Mysterio in Far From Home.
But we see Peter struggling with them all throughout the movie:
(Peter not sensing the banana)
(Peter not sensing Nick Fury in the room)
(Peter not sensing everything around him in the pub was an illusion)
(Finally, Peter not being able to decide whether Happy is real or fake)
Now here we wonder, why is that happening?
Take into account the events of Infinity War. When Thanos snapped his fingers, unlike others, Peter could sense his death coming, that's why he fell into Tony's arms saying, “Mr Stark I don't feel so good”. Imagine such a terrible thing happening to you, feeling the pain everywhere yet not being able to fix it. This could and HAS led to post traumatic stress in Peter. PTSD leads to changes in the body and impotence is one of them. Also the added trauma of his mentor dying? Anyone's mind could've become fucked up after that.
“Okay, so where are you going with this?” you must be thinking.
Well, what if Peter sensed something was unnatural about the water monster (other than the fact it was a monster made up of water, of course) so he shot something at it, just because? But he turned out to be “wrong” because it went right through the drones. He was right about it, but he didn't know then.
Wrongly sensing something so big like that would have created some serious self doubt in Peter.
That's why he must have discarded every tingle in his skin that sensed the illusions around Mysterio in the pub. That's why he must have ignored the possibility of someone being in his and Ned's room. That's why he asked Happy if he was real when he got off the plane.
It's because he was doubting himself and the very abilities that made him Spiderman.
Peter wasn't dumb. He was right about shooting a web at the water monster.
if this gets 500 notes i’ll rewrite my immortal
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