little wizard (and his assistant)
This is so adorable 😍🥺🥰 and Din as the assistant is too hilarious and perfect 🥰 💞
little wizard (and his assistant)
This is so adorable 😍🥺🥰 and Din as the assistant is too hilarious and perfect 🥰 💞
nothing I or anyone else can add can make it funnier that some movie production company announced a movie named ‘They/Them’ on twitter like it’s a mcu movie
I’m very concerned considering this company makes horror movies (that can be really hit or miss sometimes) so I’m worried about where they’re going with this.......
it’s a slasher movie... they slash them
HIM REFUSING TO WORK WITH A DIALECT COACH IS SO FUCKING FUNNY I LOVE THIS MAN HE’S INSANE
josephlosey
EeeYYEEENT GONTAKETHEBLAYME
“ALT-RIGHT” was a video game published in 1988 for Windows 2.0 and Atari TOS.
Depicting a dystopian society in America, 30 years in the distant future of 2018, the game’s plot centered on a rebellion against a fascist dictator known only as “The Leader.” The player fights the Leader’s armies of skinheads, neo-Nazis and KKK goons, most of which are mutated or dripping with corrosive fungus.
The game’s designer, Buck K. Cohen, stated that the game was intended to teach children to be wary of bigotry and fascist tendencies in politics. The game was pulled from shelves only a few days into its release owing to the perception that it would inspire violence in players. No copies of the game program or original packaging are known to exist. This players guide is an extreme rarity and only shows the first stage of the game, which takes place on a DC street during a Leader rally. Making their way through crowds of patriots waving American flags and facing mostly neo-Nazi thugs (and oddly, several green blobs that shoot acid), the player faces off against a final boss named “Richard Speer” who as the game’s first and weakest boss, goes down with a single punch and then whines about his persecution in a cutscene. The game guide implies he will return in a later stage as a robot.
please take a moment to consider:
dex and nursey, making out as they do, and nursey has his hands in dex’s back pockets and he’s really just fuckin going for it like his hands are all over that, and dex is super into it but he’s trying to keep his cool so he pulls back to breathe and goes “seriously - what, are you looking for something back there” and nursey looks him in the eye and drop dead serious goes “just looking for the stick up your ass so i can pull it out”
dex won’t talk to him for a week afterwards
ok so headcanon that jack is the worst double texter in the world, he just has tHINGS TO SAY and it literally doesn’t occur to him that he should wait or not text bitty too many times in a row? jack wants to talk to bitty a lot, of course bitty wants to talk to him too. so like after graduation, it’s like: jack: hey bitty: hi!! 😊 jack: hello jack: i like that face jack: oh jack: i have to go to lunch bitty: have fun! *an hour later* jack: ok jack: we’re done jack: i had a burger jack: can’t have a lot more of those eh jack: not nutritionist approved bitty: hi jack 😊😊 jack: hey
hey remember when jane austen, a woman, referred to a character named richard as having “never done anything to entitle himself to more than the abbreviation of his name” in 1817. yeah me too.
religious studies is “boring”:
“Mani was flayed alive, his skin stuffed and hung over the city gate.”
yeah, there’s nothing interesting about my field of study
The offspring of Abyss and Silence spawned two couples: Life and the Word, and Human and the Church, which was fine up until Wisdom and the Abyss had a kid, Achamoth, who was a disorder in the world; this was not fixed until the Abyss had two more children, Christ and the Holy Spirit, and they freed Achamoth from her prison.
we have jokes like this: “So the woman’s gonna get stoned and Jesus does his thing and everybody leaves an then this one old lady comes back with this huge-ass stone an just totally pulverizes the lady and Jesus just looks at the old woman and goes “oh mother, not again.”
sects would try to discredit each other by writing letters pretending to be church fore-fathers who had died centuries before, and those same letters would be seized upon by other sects and used to prove their points
the infancy gospel of thomas tells the story of young magician jesus living in egypt trying to control his powers and generally being a dick. he literally kills another kid and at the end of the story just straight up resurrects him.
honestly, the entirety of the peter
the roman senate shut down all-female cults because they were quite certain that their wives were going up into the hills to get drunk and be lesbians.
and the main concern was that the senators were paying for it.
“But the blessed One [the one who created the universe], the Mother-Father…”
the Gnostics don’t give a fuck about your gender roles
not even lying, the best description of the gnostics that you’ll ever get will come from the matrix
the early church fathers came up with the “new testament” to spite a famous gnostic teacher, who had the original first draft
according to Basilidic gnosticism, after jesus dropped the cross and simon of cyrene took it, they just crucified simon instead, while jesus stood in the crowd laughing
so there’s that
let’s be real guys it’s all just some really intense AU fanfic
constantine didn’t actually make christianity the religion of the roman empire. that was actually done by maxentius during his war with constantine. even after, constantine didn’t make the switch until it was suggested by licinius, who only suggested it so that the christians would join his army so that he could be emperor.
"This reason is his own Thought (or Consciousness) which the Greeks call /logos/ by which term we also designate Word or Discourse and therefore it is now usual with our people, owing to the mere simple interpretation of the term, to say that the Word was in the beginning with God; although it would be more suitable to regard Reason as the more ancient; because God had not Word from the beginning, but he had Reason even before the beginning; because also Word itself consists of Reason, which it thus proves to have been the prior existence as being its own substance.
Not that this distinction is of any practical moment." --Tertullian, the Hamilton of Church Fathers
me: leaves romantic lit class for religion class
religion teacher: today we're going to talk about the romantic novel
“What are you studying ?” (From up on Poppy Hill ; 2011)
Your Droid Name
The first letter of your last name
The first number in your address
The last letter of your first name
The last digit of your phone number
(hyphenate as desired)
bakrua
L7-U2
Don’t you all have to get superjacked just to get froyo or something? B/c there’s a camera on women all the time. | Scarlett on The Late Show w/ Stephen Colbert