Maisie

baby animals? :)

I want to be cremated as it is my last hope for a smoking hot body

i just left my job. i couldn’t work for that man after what he said to me.

what did he say

“you’re fired”

my favorite sport is jousting. except without the pole because thats too dangerous. just riding my horse angrily towards another guy riding a horse angrily, that is my passion

SOMEONE SOMEWHERE IS GOING TO GET A PUPPY AT THIS VERY MOMENT AND IM SMILING BECAUSE I CAN ONLY IMAGINE THEIR HAPPINESS 

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

when the person who volunteers to read is completely illiterate   

do you ever see a photograph of someone really attractive from like the 1800s and you suddenly get pissed because they’ve been dead for like 200 years and you probably don’t have a chance with them

“probably”

“We have to go back”

you are the first person to add a comment to this that wasnt doctor who and it made me smile too bless your soul

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I saw a bunch of ants carrying around a potato chip this morning and it made me wish I had a bunch of friends and a really huge potato chip

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what if instead of countries declaring war on each other there was just a big rap battle

Pet: *falls asleep* Me: *lies down in front of them, gets three inches from their face, and stares at them for 30 minutes*

“hey someone told me your tumblr ur-“