Romantic Disaster

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Just The Tip! Sigma.𖥔 ݁ ˖

Contains...! smut. implied established relationship, subspace, dom!reader, masturbation (m and f), mommy kink, teasing, begging, pussydrunk!sigma, desprate!sigma, use of cock cage

AFAB Reader.

1,100 words.

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bsd characters getting caught getting naughty alone (Ada edition) -NSFW ‼️

Tw : the list is long and I'm lazy but basically it's sex sex and sex (with a plot each times)

Atsushi

You worked a part time job so you didn't have the same schedule as atsushi , your relation was pretty new and yesterday you and atsushi did your first time together...seems like our tiger boy thought about it all day.

You went home after work , atsushi started sooner than you but finished his work before you ,so you were always the last one getting home except when he had a shift at night.

You entered the house ,you were pretty upset ,your day didn't went as planned.You kicked your shoes ,took off your coat and entered the living room , looking around for your boyfriend

-Atsushi ?

You looked in the kitchen and bathroom before you started hearing noise coming from the room ,you stopped and putted your ear against the door just to hear muffled sound

-ngh...oh god~

You pushed the door and looked through the crack , staying silent ,the door Squeaked a bit but he didn't seemed alarmed,you looked at him ,his eyes were closed ,his head thrown back ,he had his shirt in his mouth and a hand slapped over his mouth to muffle the sweet whimper he was letting out ,his dick in his hand leaking drops of precum ,you saw him sitting up ,now leaning a bit against the bed he looked down and moved his hand totally oblivious of your presence ,you pushed the door a bit more as he widened his eyes ,he opened his mouth , letting his shirt down and grabbed the blanket and stared at you silently before looking down , panicking too much to utter a single word.

-w-well...damn ,if I knew I'd get such a show getting back home I would've ran on the way back

He putted a hand on his face ,too embarrassed to even look at you

-y/n I'm sorry I shouldn't...this is so embarrassing god ...

You leaned against the door frame ,not answering immediately before stepping in the room and closing the door behind you

-i'm not gonna lie ...I'm embarassed too ,but honestly I'm so turned on now I don't seem to be able to care

You walked toward him , standing beside the bed ,he finally looked up at you

-...what?

He tilted his head , expecting you to be mad.

- why don't you...keep going?

You sat down the floor and putted your upper body on the bed.

-what ? No this is so embarrassing i-

You pulled the blanket and pointed at his shaft

-you say that but you're way more turned on now ,it's leaking way more than before... atsushi you're a pervert...

You said smirking and looking at his manhood,the hair was cut but present ,the tip was totally red due to how horny he was and the veins were barely noticeable.

- don't...

he placed a hand on it

- it's embarrassing if you stare like this...

You chuckled and didn't answer,he looked at you , hesitant of what he should do.

-go on...you don't have to if you really don't feel like-

He started moving his hand again , biting hard in the inside of his cheek ,he was so ashamed but it felt so good

-what a good boy...

You kissed his cheek as you looked at him until he reached his climax ,he was so beautiful, yourself did reach it too pretty soon with the hand that sneaked under your panties discreetly,too eager to wait, atsushi stared at your face ,your body hided from his sight by the side of the bed

-y/n...can we-

*You didn't left him finish his sentence and jumped on the bed*

- yes atsushi ,you really thought I was just gonna watch ?

He raised both of his brow as you chuckled

-now...let's get to the main course...

Kunikida

You and kunikida were like a cat and a dog.

Him as the cat ,calm and trying to live in peace and you as the dog , constantly annoying him and chasing him to pull horrible pranks on him ,today you and dazai made a bet ,you both bet that you wouldn't be able to get kunkida worked up...(dazai picked this bet knowing it would help with the crush you had on him)

Today your skirt/shorts were a bit shorter than usual ,your breasts a bit more lifted and your voice sweeter ,you finished your paperwork and handed it to kunikida ,you sat on his side ,on the desk and gave him the papers

And all of this kept going all day , flirting with him ,he seemed stoic all the time Wich was super annoying so you thought "no choice I have to take it to another level"

So you did everything so that for the next meeting,a sit will be missing for you .You looked around and asked dazai if you could sit on his lap ,and the plan was that he was supposed to refuse ,you asked everyone and they all knew about your plan they all refused ,you gave a puppy look to kunikida,he sighed and was about to get up

-just take my se-

You sat on his laps

- oh no need ! Thanks kunikida !

You heard him stuttering a bit and sighing,you looked at dazai who was smirking

After the meeting you got up and kunikida did too , almost running to the bathroom

You gave a knowing look to dazai as you followed kunikida,the Ada toilets were mixt (thanks lord).You entered and locked the main door ,noone was here and kunikida was in a cabine .

-hmph...

You heard a very very small whimper and your brow raised ,you sat on the sink and waited ,after 15minutes kunikida got out ,a bit red but his usual stoic look on his face ,he looked at you and his eyes widened.

-y/n what on earth are you doi-

-tatatata... kunikida that's not very ideal to do such dirty things in a public bathroom

his face finally change to one of embarrassment and annoyance

-i don't see what you're talking about.

-oh really? What if I say "hmph~"

You mimicked his whimper and did the movement with your hand , mocking him He gritted his teeth

-...damn

he took his glasses off to pinch the bridge of his nose

-so...I'm sad I didn't got a sneak peak but I didn't know if you would've allowed me too and I didn't wanna bother you

-wait...

He looked back at you

-you did this on purpose?

You chuckled and got up from the sink

-of course

You pointed at his chest.

-the actual reason why I'm soooo annoying is because you're unbelievably hot to me...

-what?..so all this time you didn't just hate me?

You smirked evilishly

-no ,I just find your reactions very entraining... especially the one you had today.

The door of the toilet he got out from was opened behind him ,you pushed him lightly, taking a flirty tone

-if you want ,I really mean it ,we could do whatever you thought about touching yourself in this cabine...

He looked away and then back at you

-i-its... against my ideal !

He let out a huge sigh as you looked down at his pants ,just thinking about it made him rock hard

-your body speaks for you ..but if you don't want

You shrugged and started walking toward the exit ,he grabbed your hand

-god the things you make me do

He pulled you in the cabine and locked the door , kissing you eagerly,you giggled in the kiss , amused by the brand new side of Kunikida you were seeing right now. He pulled away to take a breath .

- I'm surprised,I saw you as the type of people to never to such things in public and to wait for marriage.

He placed his glasses on top of his head and smiled

- that's why it's against my ideal...but fuck my ideals right now.

He kissed you again , making you moan.

You two got out 30 minutes later , everyone stared at you ,you both had matching hickeys,you looked super proud while Kunikida looked angry , shouting at them to go back to work and smacked dazai for winking at the two of you.

Ranpo

You and ranpo had a very confusing relationship.One time you both will be shouting at each other and on the other side you both just needed a look to understand each other,you both "hated" each other but Always were paired together in mission ,due to your ability being made for fighting,and you were quite smart and understood quickly if ranpo had a plan ,so he never had to tell you what to do ,you both spent quite a lot of time together actually you were his chess bud,you weren't as smart as him but you still were quite the "smartass" as he said ,he actually quite liked you...a little too much.

You entered his appartement,you both were supposed to meet today as usual to argue about random things and eat ,you've gained like 5kg because of him ,he keeps influencing your to eat sweets ,you putted your shoes in the little drawer in the entrance , placing your coat down on it and entered you looked around and saw nothing,you walked toward his room ,ready to try to startle him even tho you knew it'll be no use since he probably guessed the exact time you'll come here.

But you still tried ,the door flew open as you shouted :

-JEEZ YOU COULD AT LEAST COME AND GREET M-...

your eyes widned and your mouth stayed opened,he looked at you and raised a brow

-ranpo what the fuck.

You tried not to stare at his shaft in his hand ,your cheeks turning crimson in embarrassement

-what what ? You're the one bursting in my house and my room.

He said that like he wasn't surprised at all...did he plan all this ? You looked at him ,a small layer of sweat on his forehead ,his cheeks lightly flushed ,his pants and boxers down his ankles as he sat on the side on the bed ,his thin fingers around his beautiful dick ,it was thin and quite long but not huge ,the tip all pink and leaking transparent droplet of precum,and very surprisingly groomed.

-...

You stayed silent ,unable to talk

-Well?You're just gonna stand there and stare at my dick ?

He said raising a brow ,you walked back and blinked

-you fucking planed this didn't you ?why ?

He chuckled

-cause I was hoping you'd pick the first choice that's offering to you ,I couldn't guess Wich one you'd pick but I had hope...

-the first choice?

- yeah , you're still here , looking at me only because you're hesitating,it's either you run away ,either you just keep looking or...join me

He pause and smile , opening his eyes

-and the fist choice is that you'll pick to join me

-you...want me to join you?why I thought we hated each other ,you're so fucking weird...

You said sighing and taking your shirt off ,you closed the door and he gave you a cheeky grin

-i knew it ehe~

You rolled your eyes and walked toward him, straddling on the bed as he giggles

-oh we clearly don't hate each other..

He said kicking his pants away.

-i guess..

Yosano

You and yosano were pretty good friends .Noone knew , except dazai and ranpo obv, that you had a big crush on the girl ,always buying her groceries and what she needed for the infirmary,inviting her for a drink ect...You two were close but she was so damn oblivious about how attracted you were to her.

-Y/n could you go and pick a few things for me an-

You got up and snatched the list in her hand and smiled

-of course!

You ran out to pick her groceries as she was stunned ,you were already gone before she was done

-and...take yourself something ...

She whispered as you already left ,she sighed and started to leave the office but ranpo spoke up.

-how long are you gonna make her wait?

Yosano looked at him and raised a brow

-what do you mean ?

-the girl won't tell you so I guess I'll do it ,she doesn't like you as a friend. it's starting to annoy me to see her struggling to make you understand.

-... really ?

She tilted her head and hummed before nodding and leaving the room

-so she likes me...more?

She said as her mind started imagining the two of you together ,in town holding hands , getting married , doing domestic things...and in bed ,she shook her head before walking back to the infirmary and tried to work but her hormones weren't agreeing with her brain that was telling her to work...

(A bit later)

You came back with a few bags and looked around for yosano ,you walked toward the infirmary and heard something.

You knocked at the infirmary door before entering,you didn't look up ,focused on your bags

-yosano ,I didn't find the-

You looked up and saw her with her shirt opened ,her bra moved on the side,a hand groping her breast and her other down on her stomach, trailing a bit lower ,you blinked a few times as she totally froze ,she pulled her bra back and leaned against her desk trying to hide.

-...I never wanted to disappear so much

She looked at you ,her hand hiding her face

-listen I'm so sorry ,I really am you-

-its alright !!

You shouted as you closed the door behind you to make sure no one else saw that

-its my fault,I should've waited for you to tell me to enter !!

You bowed a bit ,super embarrassed but also super turned on

Yosano just stared in silence before looking at you ,her shirt was still opened and her face flushed.

-...well what is it that you didn't find?...

She said smirking she was embarrassed but your reaction were very entraining

-w-well

You cleared your throat , trying to remember.you read the list to try to remind yourself

-oh yeah ,the big coton pads ,they only had the small one...

She nodded and got up she walked toward you and in order to take the bags as you did your best not to look at her

-very well.

She touched your hands as she took the bags ,she leaned toward you and whispered

-thank you y/n.

She walked back ,her arousal making her quite confident all of sudden

You were totally red as she swayed her hips and didn't even tried to cover herself

-anytime...yeah anytime.

She chuckled as she turned around to look at you again while putting some of the groceries away

-are you alright?

You nodded as she smiled and leaned again the little drawer she was putting things in

-you don't really seems okay

She smirked evilishly as she walked toward you

-you might be hurt...I should check on you.

She said putting her hand on your shoulder, trailing it down your chest ,you gluped and looked at her hand

-its okay , you'll feel better once I'll be done "healing" you.

Dazai

The two of you were acquainted for a while but never really talked ,you never really liked him because of how he acted until recently,he almost got killed and you saved him and a few minutes after the roles were reversed since then you two started going along to the park , sitting down under trees to sleep and talk (dazai already tried to escape to try to commit suicide but you always keep an eye open around him so you forced him to just go back home) , going to each other house , bullying kunikida and atsushi together...

You were sitting on the couch as dazai was taking his shower ,you wore a headband and was already in pyjamas,you often stayed at his place and slept in the Guest room.

After 40 minutes you started Wondering why dazai was taking so long ,you went and knocked on the door as it opened itself a little ,you saw him facing the wall , holding onto it as you saw his arm move.

-Dazai are you alright in there ?

-ngh...yeah I'm fine !

You heard him answer trough his teeth ,you raised a eyebrow as you shrugged and acted like you couldn't see him ,the two of you often flirted and there was quite the tension between the two of you

-oh really?

He froze as he realized your voice was quite loud...it didn't sound like the door was closed,he grabbed a towel and held it in front of his shaft ,he looked at you,panting.

-shit...what the heck are you doing?

-JEEZ don't blame me you didn't lock the door and and it opened when I knocked.

He looked away and held the towel in front of him as you checked him up

-can you...get out or I don't know do something or say something it's getting akward

-what do you mean do something

You said entering the room ,you took the chair with his dirty clothes on it and just sat , crossing your legs ,he widened his eyes

- well...damn I can't believe I thought you were shy at first

He said in a chuckle ,as you shrugged

- I mean if you told me to do something,so I'll watch

He smiled as he slowly took the towel off

-well belladonna, I'll do my best for you.

Voilà ! now I'll work on the part with the port mafia ;))

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Pairings... Sigma x Reader

Contains..! soft!smut, established relationship, making out, dry humping, premature ejaculation, praise, use of 'good boy'

A/N; this week's episode had me thinkin... the header image is the whole premise of this blurb (:

GN Reader.

775 words.

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Hello! I really really really love your writing:))

Can you please do a fem!reader virgin with sigma nsfw headcanon ?

of course ! I'll do my best to fulfil your needs :) AND THANK YOU SO MUCH FKWGFKS
Sigma with a virgin reader
contents ; nsfw, praise, very soft, mentions of blood.
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🂡🂡 LOVE SICK 🂡🂡

Summary ✄: In which, Lyney is unbelievably, heads over heels with you.

Tags ✄: fluff, strangers to lovers (soon hehe), mid-length (sort of) one-sided pinning (for now...) gn!reader (intended, I sincerely apologize if not, please message me if you find any mistakes in terms of this topic! I will do my best to improve my writing :D)

Notes ✄: Lyney come home, please. I beg of u. come home at 15 pity (on my knees sobbing and crying rocks) pspspspspspspsps

P.S: I will be revising this even after this has been published, so if you find any grammatical errors then it might be fixed the next time you check <3 might even add paragraphs- so if you want, make sure to check in regularly!

Ft Lynette, being the best wing woman in the history of teyvat.

Lynette was always supporting Lyney. Whether it was behind the scene or in front of the audience of their spectacular magic shows. Always wanting the best for her brother, silently looking out for him (although she may not show it directly on her face).

But there were some situations where she could not back up her dear brother. 

Said ‘situation’ being her brother's ridiculous one-sided crush on you, a stranger turned friend that Lynette had met while shopping for some new tea brews. You, a fellow tea enthusiast, passing by recommended her some of your favorites. Which ended in a lengthy conversation between you and her about the teas of the world. 

Now this wasn’t the usual silly crush Lyney would have that only lasted (at best) 1 week. No he was horrendously down bad. Even Lynette, who had no experience in the romance department mind you, could notice her brother's admiration to you immediately. Hell she could probably spot his stupid heart eyes all the way from Celestia. 

It was only a matter of time until the entirety of Fontaine and their grandmothers and children knew of Lyney’s infatuation with you. 

This led her to her current predicament. 

“Lynette please, do your lovely, wonderful and majestic brother one favor! Introduce me to your ethereal friend from earlier!”  Her brother dramatically whined. Clinging to his sister's leg like it was his lifeline. 

“I would if you weren’t being such a creep about them, you’ll scare them away if you meet them in such a state.” Lynette grumbled. 

Even Freminet, who usually kept to himself started to feel bad for Lyney. 

“Lynette, it wouldn’t hurt to introduce Lyney to Y/N, would it?” He asked. Looking down at Lyney who was close to tears.

“Thank you Freminet! See Freminet sides with me!”  Lyney exclaims, gesturing to Freminet, who is quietly sitting in a chair minding his own business. 

“Fine, I’m meeting them today at Café Lucerene. I’ll introduce you to them there, okay Lyney?” Lynette sighed in annoyance (though she was a little happy since she’s never seen her brother so mesmerized with someone.) As soon as she says those words, his face lights up almost immediately, the signs of sadness are long gone from his face. Lyney jumps up to Lynette to go in for a hug. A hug that she swiftly dodges with a sour expression.

“I truly owe you my beloved sister! But before that mind helping me pick out a few strategies to greet Y/N? I can’t fumble my charming first appearance with my future lover, can I?” Lyney giggles, like a young school girl in love Lynette thinks. 

“Fine…” Lynette murmurs. 

——

By preparing, Lynette thought her brother would only ask her opinion on how to greet you or what to compliment about you first.

She didn’t mean to agree helping out her brother immaculately plan a custom-made show for you. 

“Lynette! Which bird should I pull out of my hat? The classic magician favorite, the pigeon? Or the epitome of love, the dove? Or maybe my dearest may prefer one of those weird exotic birds from Sumeru? What were they called again?” Lyney pondered for a second before Lynette interrupted his thinking. 

“You mean the dusk bird?” Lynette quips. 

“Yes that one! Or maybe something bigger? Like a sumpter beast? Or even better a Phantasm-“ 

“Lyney! You are not summoning dangerous beasts through your hat, also what if they attack Y/N?” Lynette says as she rubs her head. Maybe Lyney's stupidity was finally starting to rub on to her.

“Hmm, you have a point a suppose, however would I marry them if they were buried 6 ft below me.” Lyney dramatically exclaims placing his hand on his forehead. 

Lynette sometimes worries about her brother these days, ever since he met you, he keeps feeding himself delusions that you two were meant to be. He even had a whole life plan for the two of you, he decided that your first child should be named Lyney/Lynette jr (depending on if they were a boy or girl, her brother had said) .

“Wait a moment… Lynette I have the most spectacular idea, listen closely.” Lyney blurted out, an imaginary light bulb appearing on his head.

—— 

Now here she was, hiding at a nearby table at the Café she and you were supposed to meet. Originally you two would meet here to exchange tea brews you found over the week and have a brief talk about them. But this time it was different. 

The first part of the sibling's elaborate plan was to tell you that Lynette was sick so her brother Lyney came to pick up the tea instead. 

So here Lyney is standing near the table, patiently waiting for (his soon-to-be) love of his life to arrive. As if on cue you arrive and Lyney is already enchanted with your appearance. Ogling at you like a hopless person in love. Lynette had never cringed so hard in her life.

Lynette has to stop the insane urge to groan at her brother's antics. 

“Hi Lynette, the green tea this time is- Oh? You’re not Lynette? “ You say in confusion, staring at the young man in front of you. You had seen him before on posters and the front page of The Steambird and all that, so you were surprised at the least to see a famous face instead of Lynette (who was also famous, but that aside) 

“Greetings, exquisite friend of my sister.” Lyney bows, but as he tips his hat a swarm of doves fly out of his hat. “I am Lyney, Lynette’s brother.” He says as he magically makes a bouquet of rainbow roses appear in his hand, and gives them to you. 

Who knew Lynette's brother was such a charmer. 

“Oh hello, nice to meet you Lyney. I’m Y/N” You say politely flashing him a smile (one which made his stomach do flips) 

“No need to introduce yourself, I’ve heard so much about you from my sister.” He says, revealing a charming smirk of his own.

“ I see, if I may ask where is Lynette today?” you ask out of curiosity, looking around searching for your fellow tea lover. (sorry if you don't like tea)

“Ah, sadly my darling sister is sick today, so I have come instead of her to pick up the tea. I accepted the offer as soon as she mentioned it. Who would want to miss the opportunity to meet a person as beautiful as yourself.” He comments, gently holding your hand as he brings it up to his mouth to kiss the front of your hand.

Lynette was praying to Celestia and all the beings above that her brother would choke on his own spit.

“Why, thank you.” You say, not expecting to be drowned in compliments by this stranger. Your demeanor goes from calm to slightly flustered in a matter of minutes. (I mean who wouldn't with Lyney around, honestly)

Lynette internally wonders what could you ever possibly see in that obnoxious brother of hers? 

For a while you two engage in a friendly conversation about simple things like the weather and so on. Soon enough you two get more comfortable as Lyney starts to show you a variety of magic tricks.

"No way you're actually getting my card-"

"Is this your card?"

"You weren't joking-"

Lynette sighs as she starts preparing for phase 2. 

The second part of their scheme was to get Lynette to conjure a strong gust of wind to knock you off your feet so that Lyney could catch you and scoop you up. Like in those popular plays. 

This much should be enough. Lynette thinks to herself as she summons a gust of wind headed straight to your direction. Aimed at you of course. 

But what is this? The wind blows a little off track and hits Lyney instead. 

The next few seconds were like they were in slow motion, Lyney has a surprised expression on his face as he plummeted down to the floor. Lynette is laughing at her brother. Holding her stomach and rolling on the floor (an unusual sight for the people watching the scene unfold, only used to the cool and composed Lynette.)

That is until you grab Lyney into your arms last second and suspend him a few centimeters above the ground.

Would you look at this? Lynette thinks. 

The plan had completely backfired. 

Oh well, her brother would be delighted with the results either way. 

“Are you okay Lyney?” You ask concern lacing your voice. 

Lyney thinks his name never sounded prettier than when it came from your lips, with your voice. 

“Yeah I am, sorry about that.” The usually flirty and confident magician is nowhere to be found. His cheeks were tinted with a rosy hue of pink as his mind went in spirals. 

“No problem, it was nothing.” 

An awkward yet (sort of) romantic silence envelopes both of you. The two you staring at each other's eyes and shyly glancing at each other for a few minutes. 

Lynette was a hair away from barfing up all of her breakfast and possibly her internal organs. 

You were the first to snap out of the trance like state.

“Well, I have to go soon… I’ll see you later I guess?” You ask, waving your farewells to the blonde. Slowly heading back home.

“Yeah, see you later.”  Lyney waves back, a smile adorning his gorgeous facial features. 

Lynette pops out of her hiding spot, and takes a metal note of her brothers' expression. 

“You’re down bad, aren’t you?” 

“Lynette!” 

@cat-toess 2023 please do not plagiarize or copy on other sites <3 Reblogs are appreciated, but please give credit :D if you have feedback please refrain from being offensive <3

The amount of horrible grammatical errors I found in this is crazy- I sincerely apologize 🥲

Part 2 is in progress! Message me if you want to be added to the tag list ❁ ❁ ❁

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Anonymous asked:

pls pls pls can i pls ask for a part 3 of taking a bath with them ??? maybe with fyodor nikolai and sigma ??? i LOVED the other two parts you made , they are amazing !

TYSM I'm so happy to hear that and yes of course I'll make a DoA part. I romanticized Fyodor so much oh my I loved writing his part. Hope you enjoy dear♡ also tysm for 150 followers love you guys

Taking a bath with them♡ p3

𝑭𝒚𝒐𝒅𝒐𝒓, 𝑺𝒊𝒈𝒎𝒂, 𝑵𝒊𝒌𝒐𝒍𝒂𝒊 𝒙 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓

𝑮𝒆𝒏𝒓𝒆: fluff/ slight smut♡

𝑾𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔: mentions of drowning in Nikolai's part but it's silly

𝑭𝒚𝒐𝒅𝒐𝒓

  • due to his occupation he has to change hideouts/ houses quite often so y'all always use your tub.
  • not a big fan of bubbles but enjoys herbal scented oils
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How are Nnoitora, Ulquiorra, Grimmjow, and Äs Nödt with a shy reader? Thx in advance

Nnoitora\Ulquiorra\Grimmjow\Nödt Headcanon - Shy Love

NOICE!! Got My first Grimmjow, Ulquiorra and Nnoitora request!! Thank you, for sending in your request, I'll be sure to give this fic justice, I hope it's to your liking.

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reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

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EDUCATIONAL SOUNDS WARNING ⚠️ ✨ SIGMA EDITION ✨

Edit: A ranpo one has been uploaded ;) Please check it out and wear headphones 🎧 for best experience! ꒰⁠⑅⁠ᵕ⁠༚⁠ᵕ⁠꒱⁠˖⁠♡

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BSD MEN - You Telling Them That You're Horny at Work
featuring: Dazai, Chuuya, Akutagawa, Ranpo, Kunikida, Fyodor
tw: sexual content
Please, excuse my English, it's not my first language :')

Dazai

"Hey, Dazai?" you approached Dazai's desk.

He was concentrating on folding some origami, so he barely looked up.

"What is it?" he responded with a deep sigh.

"I'm horny."

Dazai stopped what he was doing. His eyes suddenly lit up. He finally looked at you. "My, my, come again?"

You repeated what you just said. He was grinning which made you almost want to slap him, but at the same time you couldn't help but blush.

"My belladona is horny? Guess I'll have to take a break from all that working."

"Oh right, you must be overworked from all that work." you said sarcastically. "Have you even finished your paperwork-"

He didn't let you finish the sentence. He just pulled you closer and kissed you to shut your mouth. After a while, you two were passionately making out, you sitting on his lap.

Until Kunikida bursted through the door.

Chuuya

Chuuya and you were sitting in Mori's office for almost an hour now. He was scolding you because you two screwed up some mission.

You could see on your boyfriend's face that he was trying so hard to not to explode from anger. It was ADA's fault that your mission didn't succeed.

You grabbed Chuuya's hand and squeezed it. You wanted to calm him down a bit. And then you thought of something.

Without paying any more attention to Mori, you slowly leaned to Chuuya and whispered to his ear. "I'm actually very horny right now."

Chuuya's eyes widened. You could see his cheeks turning red. You chuckled to yourself.

Your hand began slowly wandering across his body beneath the table. You could feel him shiver when you touched his thigh.

Before he could say anything else, your hand slid in his pants, making him gasp a little.

"Hey! Are you even listening to me?" shouted Mori. Chuuya tried to say something, but he couldn't focus.

"I- excuse us." Without saying anything else, he stood up, dragging you behind him. Mori was yelling at you, but he slammed the door. "You fucking idiot, is this what you wanted?" he hissed angrily before roughly kissing you.

Akutagawa

The two of you were walking through the pitch-black streets of Yokohama.

You suddenly grabbed Akutagawa's arm and whispered to him: "Guess what..."

"What?" He muttered, obviously irritated, as he tried to shake you off.

"I'm horny."

As soon as those words left your lips, he stopped walking. He looked at you in disbelief, his cheeks completely red. He was clearly very frustrated.

"W-what?" he hissed. "What do you want me to do? Fuck you on the road?!"

You chuckled. "Well, I wouldn't exactly be against it-"

He grabbed your chin, forcing you to look straight into his eyes. "Let me finish my work and I might fuck you later."

Ranpo

"Ranpoo," you whined as you approached your boyfriend. "I need to tell you something."

Ranpo didn't even look up, deeply focused on his snacks. "Let me guess, you're horny."

You stared at him. Ranpo smirked and crossed arms on his chest. "Well, darling, I suppose we should do something about it, but unfortunately, we're at work and I'm currently busy".

By that statement he meant that he was busy eating donuts. You scoffed and snatched the donut out of his hand.

"Hey!!" Ranpo whined as he reached for his donut. You tried to run away, but he grabbed your hand and easily pushed you against the wall.

You two were looking into each other's eyes. He gently stroked your cheek. It looked like he was about to kiss you, but suddenly he snatched the donut back.

"Ha! If you want me to help you with your horniness, stop snatching my snacks you thief." He poked you, a slight grin on his lips.

Kunikida

"I'm horny."

Kunikida froze. He closed his notebook and slowly glanced at you.

"You're... what?"

His serious face made you chuckle. "I'm horny."

"You can't be serious. Do you even know how inappropriate it is to say such things at work?!" he angrily hissed at you.

Slowly moving towards him, you touched his arm. He was trying so hard to keep a serious face, but he was failing miserably. You knew you were gonna regret this later.

"Y/n, I'm disappointed in you," sighed Kunikida. He sounded like a disappointed teacher scolding his student.

You smirked, moving your hand even lower. You knew you were making him extremely nervous and you were enjoying it.

Before you could say something else, he brushed your hand off. "Let me finish my work." Kunikida then turned his back on you, focused on his work once again. A loud sigh escaped your mouth. He raised an eyebrow. "I see. I should teach you a lesson then. Your behavior is inexcusable."

(You could see him smirking mischievously.)

Fyodor

You were quietly cursing your partner, as you walked behind him, slowly crossing over dead bodies.

You had enough. You were tired of just following him around, not allowed to say a word while he was working. He insisted on you coming with him on this mission, but you were utterly bored. That's when something crossed your mind.

You slowly approached him, grabbing his shoulder and leaning towards him.

"I'm horny," you whispered with a smirk.

He froze. He then turned to you with an entirely indifferent expression. His cold eyes were analysing you.

But it wasn't long enough till a smirk appeared on his lips. "What did I say? Do not disturb me while I'm working."

You smirked. It was hard to get some genuine reaction from Fyodor, but you could see the smirk dancing across his lips.

"Oh, Fyodor, my love," you whined. "Why don't we take a break?" Your fingers touched his cold hand.

For a brief moment, it appeared as though he would actually pull you into a kiss, but then he coldly brushed your fingers off. "If you behave good, you might get what you want later."

This was the last sentence you got out of him this night. And before you knew it, you were screaming his name.

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Hi! Heard about your headache, hope it'll get better soon. Drink plenty of water, and take a good rest :) And if you have a time later, can you do jealousy headcannons for Sigma and Fyodor, who can't help themselves but want to "mark their territory"? Hugs and kisses! <3

Thank you! My headache is better now. Thanks for the request.

'•.¸♡ I want everyone to know you're mine♡¸.•'
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Feat. Sigma, Fyodor
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Sigma

Sigma had a bust day at work and was sitting in his office doing some paper work which had to be done before he could leave.

You wanted to check in with Sigma to make sure he's okay and he's eating enough, hence the box filled with food you were carrying, but on your way to Sigma's office you were stopped by a slightly tipsy man. 'What are you doing sexy?' Maybe he was more than tipsy or he was just bad at flirting. 'I need to go meet my boyfriend.' 'But don't you want to know what I can do to you in bed?' 'I'm sorry but I have to go.' You rushed away from him and from that interaction.

Once in Sigma's office you sat down on the sofa and told him about the encounter you had earlier. Sigma stood up from his chair and walked over to you to comfort you, in a way. He sat down next to you and whispered in a low voice 'I want everyone to know you're mine.' He kissed you softly and moved his lips to your neck and started to softly bit your neck, just enough to see a mark.

Fyodor

You were sitting on a sofa ready a book about some gambler when Fyodor sat next to you. This wasn't unusual for but something about him seemed different, was it that look in his eyes that were filled with possessiveness or was it the odd stench of lustfulness. You pain no mind to the way his hand skillfully snaked round your waist because you had only one thing on your mind and that was his gaze. A gaze filled with hatred for the man who tried to pursue you earlier, a gaze filled with the need to prevent that from happening again.

You put the book down on the coffee table and looked up at fyodor. He only looked into your eyes and got nearer to your lips only barely brushing his own against them, he moved them closer to your neck and started biting it. You moved your neck for him to have better access to all of the areas on your neck.

༺♡༻ 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 ⋆ 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊 ༺♡༻

I'm changing the presentation style of my work slightly.

Tbh I prefer the fyodor one but they both turned out well, in my opinion anyway.

Question of the day: do you prefer night or day time?

Have a wonderful day/night!

-with love, Az

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I'm dumb as fuck and accidentally published a request when I didn't finish it so there's a screenshot of the request and thank you to the person who requested!

'•.¸♡ sick s/o ♡¸.•'
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Enjoy!

Fyodor Dostoevsky

  • He's never taken care of a sick person but he'll try his best.
  • He'll make you soup, tea and giving you medicines.
  • You are staying in bed and sleeping the whole day no excuses.
  • If you have a fever dream and feel scared afterwards he'll tell you everything is okay, it was all a dream and you should go back to sleep. He will stay up with you if you'd like him to.
  • He may get occupied by his work from time to time but he tries to take sometime off for you.

Nikolai Gogol

  • He doesn't care if you're sick or not he will still squeeze the living shit out of you affectionately.
  • He's a messy but he'll try to be as clean as possible while he makes you something to eat.
  • Your wish is his command, you want soup or tea? He's got you; you want to stay in bed reading or sleeping? He's got a book and a comfortable blanket around you, and so on.
  • If you try to kick him out of bed so he won't get sick than it's too late 'cause he will end up sick and you have to take care of him now.

Sigma

  • Respectfully stays away from you. He will make you food and be with you but he won't like hug you and stuff while your sick because he doesn't want to be sick himself.
  • He tries to go to work less while you're sick to take care of you but he still has to work so you might be left alone or even worse in the hands of Nikolai.
  • Sigma will buy medicine everytime he comes home for some reason, he doesn't really know how much you need.
  • He'll buy your favourite kind of tea and this other medicine tea.

༺♡༻ 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 ⋆ 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊 ༺♡༻

My brother infected me with his throat sickness, I'm fine just my throat hurts.

I'm in a Christmas mood cuz I had a dream about a cat enjoying the rain but later it told me to take off my shoes and cried after turning into a very small human like thing.

The cat was cute tho.

Have a wonderful day/night and cheers to good health!

-Az

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Can i request Dazai, chuuya and tecchou when they have a nightmare (like their s/o being kidnapped or something similar)

(I want to request for Atsushi but he already suffered too much)

i see your request. and i'm writing atsushi too because i love to be evil and mean >:)

When they have a nightmare about you

pairing: Dazai Osamu, Chuuya Nakahara, Tecchou Suehiro, Atsushi Nakajima x gn!Reader

synopsis: How do these boys behave after waking up from a nightmare where something bad happens to you?

cw: Nightmares, mentions of violence/torture/kidnapping, your faves are very traumatised.

note: I tried to make this one very sad so everyone who reads this please cry when you read it to make me feel good about myself 🤧 apologies for errors, hope you enjoy x

Dazai:

  • Dazai has lost too many loved ones to handle such a nightmare with any kind of grace. A worse case scenario would be a nightmare in which he is the direct cause for your harm/kidnapping/death, so that's what I'm going with
  • He's so distressed when he wakes up that he can't move for a minute. He takes a second to come to his senses and realise that it was just a dream.
  • Dazai turns to you and immediately wakes you up to tell you about it. He doesn't want to let that stuff marinate in his head while he's by himself for too long
  • You wake up and ask him what the matter is, knowing something is off. This is because usually you're the one who has to wake him up every day. Dazai loves sleeping.
  • He explains the nightmare to you that he had (in gruesome detail) in a weirdly calm and unexpressive manner- this is what he tends to default to when something distressing happens to him (same)
  • You can tell that under his demeanour he's actually quite rattled, so you ask him if he's alright and he eventually admits that he fears the possibility that he might hurt you
  • You wrap your arms around him and tell him that you're not going anywhere and you know that he would never do that. You also tell him how safe you feel around him and how grateful you are for that. Your words really help Dazai feel better :')
  • After your little talk he kisses you and tells you he loves you too. He holds you in his arms, your head tucked under his chin, and bask in the comfortable loving silence between the two of you until he falls asleep again

Chuuya:

  • Chuuya likes to be in control, so when he's having a nightmare about you getting in harm's way (something he would kill to prevent), he's shaken up.
  • He tosses and turns in his sleep to the point that he probably ends up waking you up first, and when you notice this you're the one who shakes him awake
  • He does awaken eventually, breathing heavily and all that, and when you ask him if he's alright he just pulls you into his arms and squeezes the hell out of you, saying something like 'thank god you're still here'
  • When you ask him again what's wrong he does explain his nightmare to you, though he has trouble getting the words out because just thinking about it makes him feel horrible
  • Seeing how distressed he is, you take his hand and reassure him that you know that nothing will ever happen to you if he's there protecting you
  • He'd try to protest with things like 'But what if-' but you're having NONE of it. You don't let him get a word in while you tell him that you wholeheartedly believe in him and how amazing he is
  • When you also promise to him that you'll be there to protect him too, he's so touched that he absolutely squeezes you again (keep in mind the poor guy is already tired and emotionally volatile)
  • He has a hard time getting back to bed after the nightmare, so the two of you stay up for a few hours cuddling and talking about life and stuff. And how much you love one another <3

Tecchou:

  • Tecchou probably has super vivid dreams wherein he has no idea that they're just dreams, so when he wakes up he's both terrified and exhausted
  • He lies there for a minute in absolute terror at what he's just seen. You were probably being tortured in his dream (he's seen a lot of that kind of thing before and it would definitely manifest in his dreams)
  • He eventually sits up and wakes you up to make sure you're all fine and good yourself. When you wake up and ask him what the matter is, he's very vague about it but Tecchou is kind of easy to read
  • Usually Tecchou appears a little offish and absentminded (plus he's a member of an OP military unit), so it's very jarring to see him appearing truly serious and even afraid.
  • You need to ask him questions to prompt him to tell you just how he's feeling, and you helping him verbalise his feelings about the nightmare helps him feel a lot better! You kind of bring him back to reality in a way?
  • You explain to him that in being his partner, it's kind of impossible for any danger to befall you, like ever, and that while you understand that nightmares can be upsetting they're not a reflection of the future or anything
  • He's very comforted by your presence and certainty, and asks if it's alright if you stay up and talk to him for a little while more. Tecchou likes being very 'in the moment' with you
  • So he snuggles in your arms and the pair of you lay in bed as you try to take his mind off the nightmare, talking about funny or cute things with him until he eventually falls back asleep

Atsushi:

  • Atsushi has seen some shit, had some bad nightmares and he's had his friends be kidnapped several times (haven't we all?), but when it comes to you it's somehow a million times worse.
  • Let's say his nightmare is you being kidnapped by the mafia or something (which is very much a real concern of his and something he's constantly trying to keep from happening)
  • So when he wakes up in a cold sweat he's immediately making sure you're still there with him. When he sees you sleeping peacefully by his side, he's unbelievably relieved. He might start crying
  • He'd not want to wake you up and try to get back to bed but it's kind of hard to stay asleep when there's a man cuddling you and also trembling
  • When you wake up you immediately know something's wrong, and when you ask him he just breaks down and cries into your neck. This unintentionally worries you a lot more and so you're both panicked now
  • So when he realises this he's like 'Wait no it's fine!' and quickly tells you (in as composed a manner as he can) about the nightmare he had. He looks so upset it's honestly heartbreaking
  • You cuddle him and tell him that nothing bad is gonna happen to you, that you know if anything happens you, you're gonna be just fine in the end thanks to him and the Agency
  • He's so thankful for your presence in his life that even if he's fully aware that his fear is a little bit of paranoia, he can't help but fear the hypothetical in which you're taken away from him. Atsushi loves you a lot and it really shows in scenarios like this

would do anything to snuggle with dazai or atsushi :(

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So, Sigma works in a cafe under ADA (where Lucy works). Reader is a detective from the agency and is a common visitor there. Well, Sigma falls in love with them and doesn’t know how to say about that.

Thanks for the request!

'•.¸♡ coffee love ♡¸.•'
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There was a cafe under the office at which you worked at. You always found yourself in the cafe, was the coffee or maybe it was just to say "hi" to the cute waiter who always took your order with a smile. Your eyes always seemed to find their way to the physique of the waiter who's name, as you knew it, Sigma.

Everyday you greeted Sigma before going to work and during your lunch hours you found yourself sitting at the table making casual conversation if he wasn't needed. You never knew why you were so drawn to him but something inside of you told you to be with him.

Recently Sigma appeared more shy and nervous round you for some reason, was he told some silly old hoax about you, why did his demeanour change when he talked to you? He also looked at you more and the look in his eyes was different, the joyfulness he felt when talking to you was still there but now there was something new something which was foreign to you both.

You decided to inquire Sigma about his new behaviour but you didn't know how to do it, putting it off for a bit.

One evening you finished early and went down to grab a coffee before Sigma's shift ended. He smiled to you as always but today his mannerisms were more off than ever, he was nervous for some reason. 'The usual?' He asked. 'Yes but double it.' You asked for double your order whenever you wanted to talk to Sigma, weather it was a lighthearted conversation or something more important.

Sigma made your order with a smile and you put the needed amount of money on the counter but before you could walk away to your seat Sigma called out 'you don't have to pay, it's on the house.' You stared at him in confusion. 'No I can pay it's alright.' 'Please, let me pay for you this time.' Sigma handed you back the money before getting back to making the coffee.

You sat looking out a window, the chairs were comfortable but that didn't stop the feeling of worry due to Sigma's change in behaviour.

The smell of coffee came nearer and nearer until it was right under your nose. You turned to look at Sigma as he say down in front of you. 'Sigma, I need to ask you something... did something happen? Did I do something wrong? You can tell me anything you know that.' The worry in your voice struck Sigma in ways he never knew could happen. 'Well there was something I wanted to say to you.' He took the cup filled with the beautifully sented coffee inside into his hands and look down on it while he quickly gathered his thoughts.

'I think I might be in love with you.' His face couldn't have been more red as he shyly stared at the coffee in front of him praying he could disappear along with the water vapour from the cup. You sat there in silence not knowing how to respond, you also liked him but you never expected him to feel the same way about you.

You took one of his hands into the both of yours and looked into his eyes with a smile you never realised you had. 'I feel the same way about you.' You could feel your face growing warmer but you didn't dare looking away, hoping to get a glimpse of that hopeful spark in his eyes.

༺♡༻ 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 ⋆ 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊 ༺♡༻

I didn't really know how to end it.

I got more flowers to dry! Only problem is that idk where to put them after they dry.

Have a wonderful day/night and don't forget to drink plenty of water! :)

-Az

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Sigma, Nikolai, and Fyodor when they overhear you confessing to your plushies pretending it’s them

Sigma:

  • He would stop to think about what he’s hearing
  • His mind would be racing…why would you choose him?
  • After a couple of seconds his thoughts would slow down.
  • He’d smile to himself, he can’t decide whether he wants to walk into your room to see your reaction or if he wants to wait for your confession
  • After a while of him being lost in thought you walked out of your room and saw him just…laughing to himself
  • Sigma would then become red with panic
  • He would then calm down
  • And the rest is awkwardness because I don’t know what would happen next 👍

Nikolai:

  • He’d be a little shocked at first
  • But, he would then teleport himself next to you
  • “Heyyy! What are you doing?”
  • He would tell you what he overheard, he’d think that it would make you less nervous, it does not
  • Then, awkwardness again (sorry the rest is up to your imagination)
  • He accepts your confession 👍
  • He will make you two own a bird
  • (He’s been waiting for this moment for a long time)

Fyodor:

  • He would ignore what he just heard
  • But, once you do confess to him he’d smile and talk about that time you were practicing your confession
  • (He’s avoiding the question)
  • He did this to distract you and now things got awkward
  • You would then remember he didn’t answer your question so you’d ask him again if he’d go out with you
  • He’d accept your confession but you’d have to act like that never happened
  • (He is embarrassed that he is not the fyodor that fyodor is so it’s not very fyodor of him if you get what I mean 👍)