Here are all the Symbrock-focused excerpts I’ve posted from the comics so far, listed in their chronological order.

(As I’ve explained before, I have cropped and rearranged panels - all to make it easier for reading on Tumblr, as well as focus on the relationship between Eddie and the Venom symbiote. This is in no way the comics in their entirety. I simply want to give people easy access to some of their best moments.)

don’t leave me - from Venom The Hunger #1 (1996) what we were together - from Venom The Hunger #3-4 (1996)

opening - from Venom #150 (2017) drink the moonlight - from Venom #150 (2017) what we want - from Venom #150 (2017) just like marriage - from Venom #150 (2017) trust - from Venom #151 (2017) love - from Venom #154 (2017)

bullet - from Venom #156  (2017) drowning - from Venom #157-158 (2018) find it - from Venom #159 (2018)

[the famous mpreg arc] expecting - from Venom #165 (2018) the birth - from Venom #165 + Venom First Host #1 (2018) parents - from Venom First Host #1-5 (2018) gone - from Venom First Host #2-3 (2018) the child - from Venom First Host #5 (2018)

alone - from Venom #6 (2018) I love you Eddie - from Venom #6 (2018)

I’ll update this as I post more.

it’s fucked up that firemen are always standing around shirtless with their defined muscles coated in glistening oil. like oil’s flammable idiots

it’s called building an immunity moron

or

my favorite thing about the disc horse this addition has sparked is learning that people who get off on pedophillic content act SO oppressed that they think this is a legitimate violent threat. y’all are freaks. shut the fuck up

if it’s not a legit violent threat from you, it can be one from me

it is one hundred percent a violent threat from me. pedophiles die challenge

The Bubbline breakup scene but edited back together

GRIS (2018) Developed by Nomada Studio

hades & persephone

Sometimes people are just soooo close to getting it.

Check out accidentally left wing on twitter it’s gold

same energy

also check out r/SelfAwareWolves

This reminds me of the antivax nursing student who couldn’t find enough sources for her antivaccine paper

The Hatenna Iine does NOT have the energy to deal with your shit!

List of People who could use this:

-Trans women (cosplayers and non-cosplayers)

- Cis Women who feel too shy to actually show off their chest but still want to pull this off

- Cis women with small chests who also want to be true the characters.

-  Pretty much any dude who wants to cosplay as a female character

- Anyone who wants to piss off Travis

Reblog to piss off Travis and support trans women + male cosplayers

i see y’all with your “steven goes to work at the mystery shack” headcanons and i’ve just gotta say… he would absolutely be the sketchiest person in gravity falls

the 2nd gravity falls summer (bc you know there would be more than one) the mystery is ‘what the fuck is wrong with this traumatized pink teenager’ instead of ‘who is the author of the journals’ 

with such great hits as 

it’s honestly the funniest fucking thing to imagine steven outright not even PRETENDING to hide any of the unusual parts of himself, but dipper still acting as if it’s all some giant conspiracy he’s going to crack by the end of summer.

mabel: “dipper, stop being such a dummy-dumb, he literally TOLD us that he’s half gem on his mother’s side!”

dipper, chewing furiously on his pen: “yeah, but what does that MEAN???”

The mystery of the second summer is How Long Will It Take for Dipper to Crack

When do the diamonds plan to show up? Because it’s going to be right before they do. Then Dippers melt down goes from “I’m losing my mind” to *explosion noises*

The Diamonds have the BEST timing

“STEVEN! We heard you were leaving Beach City and we couldn’t find you! We searched everywhere and it was impossible to track down this place but we found you and-“

“Ooo I love your cape!”

“WHAT THE HELL IS THIS????”

Mabel would probably ADORE white diamond because of how sparkly she is, like her new favorite person. And while the two are talking steven has to casually mention to dipper that she’s befriending an ancient alien dictator who’s slaughtered millions, nearly destroyed the earth multiple times, and has the power to control peoples minds.

“…and you said that big lady is your what, grandma?”

“on my mom’s side, yeah sorta.”

“you know we actually fought that kind of threat before. We had to memory wipe that bastard out of our uncle’s mind. Why is this one just walking around?”

“…she promised to do better?”

They stare at each other.

“you know what man? Whatever works for you.”

*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation

Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious

I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.

t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!

“Do you speak any Japanese?”

“I’m Chinese I don’t speak any-”

“‘Cause if you do, I’ll sleep with you right now.”

“MITSUBISHI, TOYOTA”

“Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!” “Who you talking to Belle?” “Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”

Holy shit!

“sat out” You mean young people who work shit jobs with shit hours and shit benefits couldn’t get out of work to go vote in the same numbers as the retired crowd? 6 hours to vote at colleges in Texas yesterday in the middle of midterms yeah shocking…

I love being angry about how hard it is to vote as much as the next person. But this NBC exit poll is shitty and misleading. Here’s a screenshot of the poll in question:

There are a few things to note:

1. The number of years in each group is different. There are 12 years in the 18-29 group, 15 in the 30-44 group, 20 in the 45-64 group, and ~25 in the 65+ group.

2. The percentages on the NBC graph add up to 100%. It’s not saying 13% of 18-29 year olds voted. It’s saying 13% of the people NBC polled were 18-29. That is a very different thing.

3. If you put these groups next to how much of the population each one makes up, you’d get something like this:

18-29: 16.7% of the population, 21.7% of eligible voters

30-44: 19.4% of the population, 25.3% of eligible voters

45-64: 27.3% of the population, 35.5% of eligible voters

65+: 13.4% of the population, 17.5% of eligible voters

4. This only counted the people who voted in person on the day of Super Tuesday. Young people tend to vote early and/or absentee because they are in school/working/in the military/unable to get to the polls in person for whatever reason.

5. At the bottom of the screenshot of the original poll, it says “as of 5:04 pm ET Mar 03 2020.” So people who are in school or work “regular” business hours hadn’t had time to vote yet, as they’d likely go after they got off work at 5pm.

tl:dr this is what happens when a media company takes a political poll. everything is more nuanced than a headline makes it seem. Pay attention, ask questions, check your sources, and don’t believe everything you read, especially when it confirms your anger.

TIL kissing bench / loveseat / conversation sofa / tête-à-tête chair. 

I used to get in trouble with my mentor in undergrad because I was obsessed with this style of chair and every period piece where it would fit, I’d cram one into my scene design. If I knew a three-person one existed my 21-year-old brain would have exploded in joy. 

do people on tumblr like. realize that friendships arent therapy

this is how yall end up going around calling every ex-friend your abuser. its nice for your friends to be able to drop everything for you when youre having a bad time, but its literally NOT mandatory. your friends should not have to ignore their own problems to fix yours. get some therapy.

as a friend, you are allowed to say “i would really love to help you right now, but i cant push back my own issues to help you. im going through my own problems right now, and thats what i need to focus on”. it is NOT selfish. you arent going to be of any help to the people you care about if youre in bad shape and not taking care of yourself. its only going to make you worse for wear.

The flip side of “cleanse diets don’t do anything” is that if you tried a cleanse diet and you did experience a notable reduction in fatigue, joint pain, and general blarginess, you need to talk to an allergy specialist, because there’s nearly a 100% chance that means you have an undiagnosed allergy to some component of your customary diet.

This is an excellent point and I’d imagine there’s a lot of quack diets that continue circulating and getting press based on this exact principle.

Absolutely – a great many diets of the “stop eating everything except these three foods” variety are 100% trading on the fact that they’re practically guaranteed to generate some positive testimonials by virtue of coincidentally cutting somebody’s undiagnosed food allergy out of their diet.

types of nap, ranked by me (an experienced napper)

the siesta: the oldest and most reliable form of nap! you go to sleep around noon. you wake up an hour or two later feeling well-rested and prepared to face the rest of the day. this is the pinnacle of nap perfection. 10/10

the businessman’s nap: you have a limited amount of time on your hands, so you schedule a nap into your packed timetable and set an alarm. you spend half the duration of the nap worrying that you’re wasting valuable nap time by lying awake, and the other half sunk into a torpor so deep that when your alarm rings, it takes you a good few minutes to remember your own name. once you’ve splashed some cold water on your face you feel much better. 7/10

EW STICKY: you were cold at first, so you piled on the blankets and wriggled into your favourite comfy sweater. this was nice. now you are awake and trapped in a horrible sweaty gordian knot of your own devising. this is not nice. when you peel off the sweater you find to your horror that you have left an actual damp patch behind on the bed, like some sort of giant dead fish that can’t stop leaking its gross fish juice everywhere. 5/10 it was at least cosy to start with

the interrupted nap: someone barges into your room and starts talking to you. “wtsfhggl?” you enquire. they give you a judgemental look, and ask why you are sleeping in the middle of the day. “ghhfshsxkls,” you reply, graciously. they tell you to get up. you get up. the rest of the day feels like an extension of whatever dream you are having before you were disturbed. you boil with quiet resentment and shame. 4/10

the unsuccessful nap: you are tired. you want to take a nap. you lie down. you wait. you wait. time moves sluggishly forwards. you wait. your brain feels like a cup of mushy porridge but your eyes refuse to close. the noise of your fan is infuriating. you wait. eventually, you are forced to accept that this nap is simply not going to happen, and you have wasted 45 minutes doing absolutely nothing. god fucking dammit. 2/10

the handy-dandy fast-forward button: you really just want this day to be over as soon as possible, and the best way you can think of to do that is to take a nap. you only meant to sleep for an hour, but when you wake up it is already evening. the day is over. you glean no satisfaction from this. you kill time until you feel justified in going back to bed again, and spend the rest of the night tossing and turning, unable to sink back into the blissful stupor from which you so recently emerged. 0/10

The Unpleasantness: when you fall asleep, it is dark. when you awaken, it is light. this is the natural order of sleep, but perverted into a form that is frightening and wrong. you feel deeply unsettled and do not know why. are you sick? what does time mean? what does anything mean? maximum despair. -1000/10.

“Beware of Artists” - Actual poster issued by Senator Joseph McCarthy in 1950s, at height of the red scare.

GODDAMMIT BEFORE THE CAPTION I THOUGHT THIS WAS IRONIC, BUT NO IT’S JOSEPH FUCKING MCCARTHY AT IT AGAIN