Death as Efficiency Expert
Gwen’s just as down bad as Miles, she just doesn’t know how to draw
*Keeps the Accidental Haircut Miles Gave Her Even Though She Hated It At First*
*Drums Out Her Angst Over Not Being Able to See Miles Again For Several Minutes*
*Stares Wistfully at a Printed-Out Selfie They Took Together*
*Risks the Entire Multiverse Just to Spend Half an Hour With Him*
*Melts Over His Numerous Drawings of Her*
*Stares at Him Like He Hung the Moon in the Sky*
*Can’t Hold His Hand So She Settles for an Affectionate Shoulder Bump Instead*
*Looks Back At Him For a Second When She Leaves His Parents’ Party*
*Longingly Says Goodbye to a “Faraway” Miles While Hoping That Someway Somehow He Will Hear Her*
*Tries to Stop Miles From Risking His Life Rescuing Officer Singh and a Little Girl*
*Says She Always Thinks He’s Amazing After He Saves Officer Singh’s Life*
*Webs Miles Away From Margo Fast Out of Jealousy*
*Defends Him Against Miguel Even if She Wasn’t Really On Miles’ Side at the Time*
*Looks Heartbroken When He Cuts the Web She Used to Keep Him From Falling to His Death in Nueva York Out of Distrust*
*Cries When He Says Goodbye to Her But Smiles Slightly At the Thought That He Got Away From the Spider Society*
*Gets Kicked Out of the Spider Society for Being Too Much of a Liability When it Comes to Miles*
*Senses That He’s in the Wrong Universe at the Same Time He Does and Steals His Jacket in a Bid For Some Comfort and Reassurance*
*Tells Miles’ Parents That He Taught Her to Believe in the Impossible*
*Assembles An Entire Taskforce to Find Him*
miles is taller than 42-miles because of his spider bite. This is like when your younger brother have a grow spurt and now are slightly taller than you.
animation for an au im sorry for the steven universe jumpscare im not rlly into the show but i like the designs fro these critters
So I had my laces repeatedly undone by an oversized pigeon today.
While I was retying one shoe, they undid the other. And then proceeded to jump onto the bench to untie the ones I was retying.
‘aight, mate, we’re done! Looking like a proper little punk now, eh?
"Stop saying 15 year olds with weird interests are cringe, they're 15" this is true however you should also stop saying adults with weird interests are cringe because who gives a shit
To wit:
I want to share some wisdom from my high school art teacher.
In my AP Art class, there was a girl who was just starting to experiment with mixed media. At this point she was still playing around, trying to decide what direction she wanted to go with her portfolio. So one critique day, she brought in an abstract canvas with some rhinestone highlights and painted and real peacock feathers. She loved sparkles and peacock feathers so she thought she’d try introducing them a *little*. And after everyone had given some input, the teacher gave her his advice, VERY roughly paraphrased here:
“So here’s the thing… I do not like this style. These are just elements that do not speak to me personally, but I see that you like them, and you’re doing interesting things with them.
“My biggest critique is, I only merely *dislike* this piece. I want you to make me HATE it. Go crazy with the things that you like. Don’t hold back trying to make it palatable to people like me. Because I am NEVER going to like it. And if the audience does not like it, it should drive them crazy seeing how much YOU love it.”
Her portfolio was chock full of neon colors and glitter and rhinestones and splashes of peacock feathers and it was a delight. Our teacher despised every piece lol, but she got great marks and I think even won some awards. And more importantly, she was happy and proud of the results. Because she didn’t limit herself by trying to appeal to people who were never going to enjoy what she enjoyed.
Takeaway here: be as cringe as you want. Don’t limit yourself based on other ppl’s tastes. They’re not you, and you are incredible 💕
I'm fascinated by how the formatting of different social media sites affect how text is read.
For instance, a line break on Tumblr indicates a new idea.
But a reblog break indicates that time has passed.
More and more I’ve been getting distressed over how “long ago” certain “chronological events” were. But I think I’ve come to the conclusion that time is not linear and anyone who claims it is is a scammer or a cop.
2013 was 10 years ago. 2014 was 6 years ago. 2017 was recent, but the kind of recent with a comfortable buffer of aged time around it, like a nice cheese. 2019 likely did not happen, and if it did happen it was a filler year that is optionally skippable and doesn’t actually contribute to passing time. 2020 lasted 2 years but in a side timeline that does not actually push 2014-2018 any farther back. 2021 and 2022 were a single year. 2018 was 2.5 years ago. The last 9 months were the void where the tape recorder runs out. Do you get it?
Dry Wind (2020) dir. Daniel Nolasco Of an Age (2022) dir. Goran Stolevski In from the Side (2022) dir. Matt Carter Dance of the 41 (2020) dir. David Pablos Naz and Maalik (2015) dir. Jay Dockendorf Wildhood (2021) dir. Bretten Hannam Querelle (1982) dir. Rainer Werner Fassbinder Burnt Money (2000) dir. Marcelo Piñeyro Great Freedom (2021) dir. Sebastian Meise Shelter (2007) dir. Jonah Markowitz I May Destroy You (2020) created by Michaela Coel