it would be so awesome to have 6 billion dollars but i dont so i will be mean to everyone

Megan Thee Stallion behind the scenes of

The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (2020)

Happy Black History Month

I hate you lmaoooooooo

awesome

Ahem. Correction, this is fucking awesome.

trans people shouldn’t have to look cis to be respected

DNI if:

i had a really fucked up dream omg

p&f related?

sorry but phineas and ferb were not in it.

buford?

no characters from phineas and ferb were there.

um can we talk about the fact that stephen colbert asked penn badgley 'what do you think it says about our society that people are attracted to this psychopath?' and he replied 'well, it says something about how much we are willing to be patient and forgive someone who inhabits a body that looks something like mine, the colour of my skin, my gender, these sorts of things, these sorts of privileges, and, you know, how much less willing to forgive people who don't fit those boxes'

@bodyglitter

lets go out and have some classic teenage fun... chew some glass..... eat dirt... who knows. maybe even kiss a lizard?

my therapist: so how are you doing today?

me:

Is your therapist washing you?

used her hand sanitizer

from The Garden of Eden by Jimmy Marble