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knuck it off knockles

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im eddie im in my late 20s im white im a he/him dont follow me if youre a minor
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jimsharbour

0/5 stars. This man kept removing his hands from the steering wheel and turning to ask “are you scared?”

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[jeering] you are so gay you would suck dick for a bus pass and then walk to the gay penis sucking convention

[suddenly really serious] and I respect that.

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My cemetery’s in Key Biscayne. It’s one of the prettiest in the world. The sky is blue, palm trees, rolling hills. The one is Los Copa’s really sh*t. [sigh] What a pain in the ass you are. And it’s true: you’re not young, you’re not new, and you do make people laugh. And me? I’m still with you because you make me laugh. So you know what I got to do? I got to sell my plot in Key Biscayne so I can get one next to you in that shithole Los Copa, so I never miss a laugh. Robin Williams and Nathan Lane as Armand and Albert in The Birdcage (1996) dir. Mike Nichols
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bowsersex

Had a dream last night that someone reblogged one of my posts and said, "I thought OP was a pathetic loser, but then I edited this picture of him and it turns out he's actually a cool chill guy," followed by a photo of some guy sitting in a chair in which the commenter had clearly cartoonishly drawn heart-shaped pattern boxers over his pants. And the guy in the picture wasn't even me.

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bfwonho

this image just tickles me in a certain way like... not 'as hard as i can' but as soon.. he is too busy to laugh right now and he doesnt know when he will be available but he'll try to squeeze it in

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cryptotheism

Father John Yogurt was defrocked from the clergy today for being asexual, following a papal ruling that "vows of chastity don't count without temptation." The Pope later commented "You gotta have that dog in you"