0/5 stars. This man kept removing his hands from the steering wheel and turning to ask “are you scared?”
[jeering] you are so gay you would suck dick for a bus pass and then walk to the gay penis sucking convention
[suddenly really serious] and I respect that.
My cemetery’s in Key Biscayne. It’s one of the prettiest in the world. The sky is blue, palm trees, rolling hills. The one is Los Copa’s really sh*t. [sigh] What a pain in the ass you are. And it’s true: you’re not young, you’re not new, and you do make people laugh. And me? I’m still with you because you make me laugh. So you know what I got to do? I got to sell my plot in Key Biscayne so I can get one next to you in that shithole Los Copa, so I never miss a laugh. Robin Williams and Nathan Lane as Armand and Albert in The Birdcage (1996) dir. Mike Nichols
been sitting on these human designs since september and i finally finished them!
obsessed with chimpanzee play faces. silly lil fellas :)
Had a dream last night that someone reblogged one of my posts and said, "I thought OP was a pathetic loser, but then I edited this picture of him and it turns out he's actually a cool chill guy," followed by a photo of some guy sitting in a chair in which the commenter had clearly cartoonishly drawn heart-shaped pattern boxers over his pants. And the guy in the picture wasn't even me.
OK I changed my mind the fallout show cleaned things up really well and I'm actually relatively satisfied
this image just tickles me in a certain way like... not 'as hard as i can' but as soon.. he is too busy to laugh right now and he doesnt know when he will be available but he'll try to squeeze it in
old ppg doodle i never finished & a comic i still like.
Father John Yogurt was defrocked from the clergy today for being asexual, following a papal ruling that "vows of chastity don't count without temptation." The Pope later commented "You gotta have that dog in you"
Fuuuck we left the back door open last night andthe whole kitchen got out





