poor butters

Zesty tangerini bougadi or someshit--

@vistareal2000 thanks for the request and also sorry this took a while :')))

Sun (FNAF) NSFW Alphabet

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He has more stamina than you so whenever you’re both fucked out for the day, he’ll carry you to the bathroom to clean you up. He has to get gloves and some sort of cover for his body first so he won’t get water on anything that can’t get wet. Then they would carry you back up to their room to lie down with you and cuddle until you fall asleep, then he’ll let himself power down. 

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His favorite body part of his is his hands because he thinks they’re pretty useful. His favorite of yours is your face. He thinks your pretty cute and he also shamefully likes to cum on your face or to feel you suck him off. 

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He likes to cum on your face. He cums glitter glue though. If you don’t like that, he won’t cum on you at all, however.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He wants the next time the two of you hang out in the food court with the others, for you to give him a hand job under the table. He also fantasizes about you pretending to drop something and licking his dick a few times before you come back up like nothing is wrong. 

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He knew NOTHING before you. You taught him everything, but he catches on pretty quick.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Any position where you are on top of him and he can see your face. 

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Have you seen him? He probably won’t crack a joke, but everything is lighthearted with him. He’d find a reason to giggle about something, like a weird noise. 

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He has no hair. But his dick is two different colors like his face. 

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

It’s lighthearted and romantic with him. He doesn’t like rough or very kinky sex, but he makes exceptions for being tied up and teased cruelly. 

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He can’t help himself after he’s had a taste, he needs that feeling often. Seeing as you’ve given him a high sex drive, when you’re gone for a while and he gets horny, he jacks off to the thought of you. The place is empty, so he screams your name while imagining your warm mouth enclosed around his dick. He always hopes you walk in just as he cums so he can watch your reaction as his cum covers the sheets. 

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

He likes to be tied up and overstimulated. They also get off on the risk of being caught so they liked to do things with you under the table at dinner or in the bathrooms. 

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Their room. A bathroom stall. In a closet. 

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

You. Anything you do sends them into a mood where he keeps trying to find a place to quickly get the both of you off somehow. 

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

No sharing. He doesn’t like the idea of sharing you, so no threesomes or anything. 

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He can not give, but if he could, he would probably still prefer receiving. It’s his favorite part about sex with you because he’s very sensitive and your mouth makes him feel so good. 

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

If he ever does end up in control, which is rare for him, but he’ll do it if you want, he goes fast and rough. He may try to go slow at the start, but he loses his composure and fucks as fast as he can. If you ask him to slow down, he’ll do his best. 

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Happens often. He loves them because he’s always craving you and feels like he needs them to just get through the day. 

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He gets very nervous and anxious depending on what it is, but if you promise neither of you will get hurt, he’ll try whatever you want. 

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He can go for about 7 or 8 rounds, but he stops whenever you tap out. He doesn’t last very long, maybe a little under 2 minutes.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

they like to use toys on you and love it when you use toys on them. 

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He doesn’t tease. but he loves to be teased a lot. 

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He’s loud as hell. They make a variety of noises such as mewls, moans, whines, screams, and groans. 

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Loves it if you deny him an orgasm a few times and finally help him cum just to keep or go back to sucking once he does. 

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

6 ½ inches long.2 inches wide. His dick is two different colors like his face is. 

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Very high. Wants to fuck you constantly. 

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He doesn’t sleep. He can’t. 

MEEEEE DRAAAWIIINNNGGG SOOOFFTTT STUUFFFF I REALLY WANTED TO DRAW HOW Y/N KISS HIM waaaaa, waaaa....

naah what kind of boxes he uses to be so tall here

betty you silly goose

if you’re the type of person to say “be gay, do crimes” but get upset or uncomfortable when one of your friends ((or literally anyone for that matter)) has to steal food from the grocery store in order to survive, then maybe you don’t actually believe in your silly little motto.

WHOPPER WHOPPER junior, double, triple whopper. Perfect! Toppers!

It’s @cacaocheri ‘s fault for sharing this audio with me this morning, now this exists.

You Asked For It

As promised, I’ve rounded up a few videos for those of you looking to get off to some hot Butch content who are coming up mostly empty handed. I went through each video listed below and made a note of the major themes and features of each so you can choose to watch or not based on what turns you on (or what turns you off, as the case may be).

Links marked with an asterisk (*) indicate membership sites, purchase required/available, or a paywall. Two asterisks (**) indicate what appears to be stone sex or stone-safe. When available, sources and names are listed (if you know of any, please leave them in the comments).

In no particular order, these are my Top 10.

The Videos:

Honourable Mentions:

Performers Worth Knowing:

Sites Worth Knowing:

Butches Worth Knowing:

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So… did you find something here to tickle your fancy?

Or are you still not… quite… sated? ;-)

Nothing says community like hopping on Tumblr to check if AO3 is down and everyone having a breakdown that it in fact is

Warning: EXTREMELY SMUTTY AND K!NKY

18+ ONLY

What if tom nook was as evil and greedy as people say? I was thinking about it and of course my mind went somewhere so I decided to write this!! I hope everyone that reads this tom nook x reader likes it

The reader is androgynous. I made sure no genital was explicitly mentioned other than Tom's. So anyone of any gender can enjoy this!!!

Important announcement

That's all

In this fandom we love an appreciate Copia’s lil love handles

Me on tumblr search bar looking for fics:

hmm..who am I going to be in love with today?

Neo Tokyo, Akira (1988)

Always one of my favorite places to reference. Thanks Akira! Such a Shadowrun looking place. 

Still from Hard Love as referenced in this post. Performers: Jackie Strano, CC Belle

“why do you ship yourself with fictional characters”

I’ll post this later after it’s deadline but here’s the school project that I shoved Witch!Sun into