Sx types...
1: Gets wet at the thought of perfection.
2: Got a bit too “aggressive” and stabbed her boyfriend. She took care of all those girls who were scarily chasing him with their phone numbers….and he had the audacity to call her psychotic!
3: Human definition of trophy. Also holds a grudge on their significant others for not showing them off to the rose bush growing in their neighbor’s house.
4: Is planning on pushing you on their lover’s most beautiful painting, cause they saw them hand you the brush with a smile on their face.
5: Sitting and wondering why their crush isn’t paying attention to them. Oh wait, I guess I forget to mention the fact that they’re 10 meters away from them making conversations in their head….
6: Busy breaking the windows of a black sedan that belongs to this annoying guy who keeps playing serial killer podcasts through the speaker.
7: Did I say about the time they spent $500 on a magical fruit that looks like a mushroom to enter through the portals of the spiritual world?
8: Thinks they’re uncontrollable and charismatic after stuffing all the chocolates into their mouth.
*Enneagram 9 is still waiting for their significant other to make a decision for them*