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infinite void full of clowns and frogs

@quagmatv

Let's go attack, dethrone, and kill God. ✨✨✨💙✨✨✨ Nonbinary, they/them. this is my clownposting blog Visit my other blogs! my comic (and main) blog: http://quagma-comic.tumblr.com For pictures of my reptiles and stuff:  http://quagmatastic.tumblr.com My art blog: http://quagma3.tumblr.com

I haven't mentioned how my efforts to kill God are going, so here's a little update:

  1. I have located God's secret hideout, it's in an abandoned arcade off the state highway
  2. God's food supplies are running low, they cannot hide away in there forever
  3. Eventually even God must sleep. I will be waiting there, in their dreams, when they do.
  4. I found a cute worm. I named the worm Henry, and Henry is the important crux of my ultimate plan (his role is to be cute)
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i miss thrifting back in the day when rich people were just bored and thought they were just throwing scraps to the poor now every trust fund baby is a reseller and thinks their nasty ass rags are worthy of wiping the asscrack of God himself

i love it when a story has siblings and they have so much beef the whole time and its everyones problem

this post is about kirby and the fucking bible never insult me like this again.

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checking your notes on tumblr is so important how else would i know i’m being reblogged by is-this-yuri and the holy fucking bingle hacker

like terf accusations don’t bother me cause i know what i believe and i know trans women are my sisters in arms and i’ll defend and love them forever and ever but it just makes me realize how bleak the state of feminism is that it’s so common to dismiss anything about feminism as being part of a hateful message. we’re backsliding really badly and it makes me really fucking scared to know a lot of you won’t have women’s backs against the rise of misogyny in the form of andrew tate and alpha male rhetoric. we can’t even discuss feminism on tumblr, the sjw homeland, without getting backlash. that is so bleak dude

I have a new coworker and my boss was like “oh yeah one of the reasons I hired him was because I thought you’d get along”. Which

  1. sort of makes me feel like a cheetah in a zoo getting assigned a service dog to help tame my neuroses
  2. kind of offends me because he’s a mellow nerdy socialist flatcap pinstripe vest beardguy who I’m sure plays accordion or banjo or ukulele, which is a whole Type of Guy
  3. frustrates me because I DO genuinely like and get along with him… goddammit it’s working…

oh he’s bisexual that explains it

“don’t you love when you get to be somebody’s manic pixie dream park ranger?” yeah okay touché boss touché

your boss is deadass adding new species to your enclosure one at a time to see how you adjust to the new stimulus

Listen to me I am sick of your dumb ass reincarnating as animals over and over again and coming to visit me at my house as a supposed "sign of your presence" I keep killing the things you come back as every time on purpose I do not want a dog to live here nor a cat nor a beautiful bird nor that which crawls beneath the Earth. We're THROUGH. The relationship ended when your life as a human did. I get that you want to keep this "Twin flame" soul mate reincarnation bullshit afloat but 1. I will not be returning to the cycle of death and rebirth due to my dark heart AND 2. Even if I did come back, good luck being born a human around the same time as me once more. Asshole. I'm salting the earth around my yard so that from the ground no plants may grow and from there comes no germs from plants, no bugs from germs, no birds from bugs, no beasts from birds. No you.

Every time some straight cis dude tells me "man I'm insecure about being fat and hairy" I desperately try to explain to them that there are literally legions of women who would do absolutely biblical things to someone with their body. Sexyness is swordplay; it is not the body, but how one understands, wields it.

THIS is true. People who aren't "conventionally attractive" have to work twice as hard to conform to mainstream gender standards. Charisma may be the great social equalizer, but charisma takes work that the thin, white, and conventional do not need to expend. Lets not pretend the game isn't rigged.