babby spanch

Me after i gaze upon Medusa’s vile image

when you’re in the club freaking it sensitive style

YES i let my power strip sleep in bed with me. so what

Yay ❤️ Pale horse reveals omen

how did they know

There needs to be 400 hours in the day so I have more time to do fuck all

"rise and grind" okay uhhh rest and jest. bitch

I hate applying for jobs. “desired salary for this role” one billion dollars next question

I am reasonably fun to hang out with and my company is enjoyed by well over 10 people worldwide

how the hell do people work full time AND work out. and also eat. i feel like a dvd player

who's packing me lunch

This is such a chaotic thumbnail

new and magnificent beasts will arise from the muck. trust me on this one

dads are so right about falling asleep on the couch with your arms crossed