a gallon of milk but with this kind of cap:

quick suggestion
let me raise you an idea ive been keeping for years, just for this moment
The unholy trinity.
only the finest culinary experiences for my followers

quick suggestion
let me raise you an idea ive been keeping for years, just for this moment
The unholy trinity.
only the finest culinary experiences for my followers
Whoever designed the barbarian armour set in botw knew exactly what they were doing
it's the giant fucking handprint centered right over link's girldick that convinces me (suspiciously missing from this version...)
mr j do you own any hats
Yes, I have an ordinary hat ...
Tiny moorhen chick having its first little swim!
that lil bald bitch is doin it!!!!!
i discovered that my favorite ytp on the planet got taken down... I still think about this scene every day
Baby Clifford & baby Snoopy
it was just a misunderstanding
post-timeskip
my tummy hurts but at least i have a medical professional (baby cat) accompanying me
hi baby cat here. we hvae to cut you in to ten million pieces with my claws forever
are yhou sure about this doctor
pawsitive
What we need to do is convince all the disney adults in america that high speed rail would be a preferable way of getting to disneyworld compared to driving or flying. We could maybe harness their fondness for the monorail or something, but this is a group of people that has time, income, and passion that we could leverage. If we could direct 5% of the enthusiasm they have for limited edition popcorn buckets into calling their representatives and demanding high-speed interstate rail, we could get it by 2030
seeing everyone just mindlessly sign up for threads despite all the clear warning signs feels like I’m living in Sailor Moon or a magical girl anime episode where the Monster of the Day just set up shop over night and their product is literally draining your lifeforce for the Dark Kingdom but people keep going there
^:
I successfully made a little guy yesterday to keep my plants company. Sculpting is so fun, I ought to do it more
THE BANANAS ARE GAY
THESE BANANAS
THE BANANAS IN PAJAMAS ARE GAY
BELATED HAPPY PRIDE MONTH EVERYONE
an ice cold beer topped with a scoop of vanilla ice cream. lying on top of the ice cream foam is a salted peanut. this is the angel. around him are sprinkles (his tears). this is "the angel's lament", my new cocktail
Sure, why not. ‘Angels lament’