The tooth fairy is fae propaganda

It teaches your kids that it’s ok to invite the Fae into your home and sell them parts of your body

I feel like this post woke me up to something evil

Everyone who’s been talking to me knows i’ve been working on this comic about wlws and cats for a while and i’m so so happy it’s finally here!!! :D

idea stolen from this post :’3

When your hamster shoves an entire stick of zucchini in his cheek and then goes about his day. 🤣

Hamsters’ cheek pouches are huge compared to their body size.

suspiciously stick-of-zucchini-shaped hampster

Not a dream

Going to a wedding today, any makeup look suggestions?

Thank you everyone, all horrible suggestions xx ❤❤

Blahaj doodles

some of this stuff is from the Blahaj subreddit, so if you're questioning why some of the stuff is here, its probably from there.

it was also intended for that subreddit, so thats why my username there is included.

I'm kinda drunk, but I'm requesting, as a favour from one nonsense lover to another nonsense lover, someone make this image into Ramesses Big Naturals:

GIVE. THE. MAN. TIDDIES.

i do not even go here but i was sent this post via dm and had to comply. cheers

official boob post

Finally I can have that wet pants look without actually peeing myself!

Jerma Baldur's Gate

I was just transported. To the Halo 2 world. And I can dual wield bistols.

"Wendeplatz Stocken" is a beautiful name for a baby girl

It's midnight, I stumble out of Chicago union station bloody, I collapse dramatically on the steps, the bright warm glow of a streetlight illuminating me as I fall, the song Dancing Queen by ABBA begins to play from an unknown source, as the snow slowly begins to fall on my lifeless body as you see a woman in a long white fur coat with red stains exit the building, you are too preoccupied with the music source to stop my murderer

U ok Amtrak?

I'd be better if I wasn't just murdered by the Dancing Queen, Young and Sweet, only 17

It's midnight, I stumble out of Chicago union station bloody, I collapse dramatically on the steps, the bright warm glow of a streetlight illuminating me as I fall, the song Dancing Queen by ABBA begins to play from an unknown source, as the snow slowly begins to fall on my lifeless body as you see a woman in a long white fur coat with red stains exit the building, you are too preoccupied with the music source to stop my murderer

"Please ma'am . . .

Which stop for.. which sto...

Which stop for the bean?!"

A woman murdered me and your main concern is seeing the Fucking Bean at Midnight while it's snowing

You ever seen the bean?

Because I have not and they won't shut the fuck up about it lol

It's closed right now anyways

why’s the bean closed?!!?

Repairs

Same energy

balder's gate 3 is really good

stop tilting her

for every day the pokemon community doesnt pay up i tilt her 5 degrees

stop

The stone is rolling very slowly towards the general direction of the pokemon community

This here is me homunculus flesh puppet that me soul will transfer to in the event of me death. It’s got no soul insider it right now, so we keep it in a constant state a euphoria ter keep it from massacrin’ me customers.

Tbh it's kinda incredible to me, how much power we have over our bodies now. Until relatively recently, I didn't know much about hrt and what it could do, nor about bottom surgery and that someone born with one kind of genitals can get the opposite kind using the old unwanted parts. I knew about basically none of this until very recently.

And yet most governments still choose to make it excessively hard to get access to this shit as I understand it

Look at my tits and marvel at the power of modern medicine girl