Am duck

this might be the oldest jpeg I can remember. had this bad boy saved to my computer when I was like 10

Well, time to call the expert

@my-hobby-is-finding-the-source

sorry. what the fuck was that?

he gaggy on my rogers until I whoopsy-doo

my toxic trait is that i call everything a saw trap regardless of whether it’s actually like a saw trap or not

Most popular swear words by state in the US

Finally some useful research being done

me exiting the walmart bathroom after dropping an absolute whopper of a shit in the sink

Guide For The Geological Time Periods In Order

“we’re removing blocking” said Guy Voted to be Most Blocked Account on Twitter, “the feature just doesn’t make sense”

haggard from her battle (psychologically terrorizing my mom’s golden retriever for hours) the warrior (inbred 9 pound cat) cautiously trods towards the celebratory banquet (Rae Dunn bowl full of kibble)

This cat looks like the fucked up garfield plushie

thank you. she is.

she likes to stand in the water bowl and then track nasty wet foot prints all over the house. I tried getting a cat fountain and she broke that by standing on it as well.

see now THIS is how you do an introductory google form

I had a vision

Jpegs and dolls and whatnot

Checking the water temp. (via)

YES GOOD :D

FUCK YES!!!

so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch

reblog if i can wander into your apartment (blog) and make myself lunch (like and reblog as if it's my dash)

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