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Cowboy Andy and Spike Spiegel in Cowboy Bebop S1E22 “Cowboy Funk”
Storefronts & facade selections scanned from ‘Facades and Advertising Signs of Excellent Shops II’ by Shotenkenchiku-Sha (1985)
me: reblogs anything
the green bar that pops up telling me I reblogged something:
“I’m sorry, I don’t remember the name of the gentleman up there that’s dressed like a lady–”
Al Jourgensen - Phil Donahue Show
yknow when you're talking about something you're really passionate about and you think you notice the people you're talking to looking bored or annoyed and then you realize that you're being weird and dominating the conversation too much and you want to stop and also never show your face there again but you can't bring yourself to shut up because you desperately need to share your thoughts with someone so you just stand there rambling and sweating praying for the ground to swallow you up or god to mercifully strike you down where you stand
Fuck 💔🙃
sometimes im like “tone down the Self to fit in” and other times, the voice of God comes to me in a dream and says “I didn’t make you crazy for no reason”
Shit I’ve Heard High Schoolers Say
- Why stop at capitalism? Destroy everything.
- Guys it’s been three weeks since I’ve eaten a vegetable
- At least we have memes to dull the pain of existence
- An AP student: Oh my god I thought seven was less than six
- (while filling the cap of their water bottle with water) SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
- friend one: If all your friends jumped off a bridge wou- friend two: probably
- I’M GONNA GO HOME AND DRINK A WHOLE GLASS OF WEED
- If cows ruled the world would they drink human milk?
- student: my calculator is broken teacher: your calculator isn’t broken, you’re broken
- no actually I think you have to be of age to be considered a cougar
- (during math class on the second floor) student 1: so like how far do you think the distance is from that window to the ground? student 2: enough
- teacher: has anyone ever been to New Orleans? Student: does Popeyes count?
- my word count on this paper isn’t very high but I certainly am
- we’re in adult limbo. I’m not a teen and I’m not an adult. I’M SUFFERING, THAT’S WHAT I AM!
- Look at my… (swings leg up to show shorts) not pants
When your mom forces you to take a picture with the family.