Zelda: Wand of Gamelon
Friendly reminder how this was when the Triforce of Wisdom promised everyone the King would come home safely,
But it fucking lied, so Zelda had to go save him AND Link.
it didn’t fucking lie, the king DID return safely BECAUSE zelda saved him IT WAS RIGHT THE WHOLE TIME media literacy is fucking dead
taylor swift: she was the piss on the carpet / I was the floor's poo / she would always be his number one / while I was the number two / little did we know / he would flush us both
white women who have lizzo blocked on twitter: I'm SOBBINHG. the METAPHORS. did she know she would define a generation with this? 😭😭😭
gayboys who own every switch pokemon game: agsshdjdkdakh no okay but why is this better than everything on the radio for the past ten years 😭 THIS ICONNNNN. EVERYBODY SHUT UP I'M IN MY FLUSHING ERA 📢📢
asian giant hornet in a japanese honeybee nest:
cgi could NEVER be goopy and gooey and slimy and yucky. Remember this. and hate it for it...
say that to his face
Of COURSE he crinkled the slide paper door! I would NEVER make such a stupid mistake! I just couldn't PROVE it! Ever since he shed his winter coat! Always the same... just wanted tulle for breakfast! He got the funny face penalty and I SAVED HIM
Excuse me ...I feel he may talk about me but I don't know him... could anyone tell me who he is...?
OK… damn. Joe's hanging nice.
Now I want to put the Bi in Biden. But with his current mental faculties, I'll feel like it's elder abuse. So I'll just admire from a far.
Thanks Bugs
hey bro, can you pick me up some twizzlers? like, grape twizzlers and a root beer .. oh damn, and some of those fuckin like aaaaaa uuuuuuuh marshmallow things,..like the charleston chews yteah … also some lemon heads, and a slurpee.thanks .. aslo i think i want some gummy bears, see if they got any of that. dont pay with credit ok and try to getr like 45 bucks from the register. thanslk
i went to work in high school and my brother made this post whike i was gone
if someone asked me “What color is your heart today? Why?” instead of “how are you” I would murder them in cold blood.
Hi welcome to chickfila whate lies do you find yourself believing
